Is Tebow an alien?

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    Is Tebow an alien?

     Hey it's as good a theory as him being better than Brady, Jesus helping him win or any other thing Commie or WesternOregon comes up with.

    Here's my evidence

    Tebow is not praying pointing to or talking to God. He's actually using the communication device implanted in his head to give instructions to a cloaked spaceship hovering overhead.

    The 'mistakes' made by his opponents late in games are the result of various time tested alien control methods. Last week they used their mind control ray to make a Bears running back think he needed to stop the clock because they were losing.

    The ray has also been used on opponents' coaching staff to make them call dumb plays late in the game.

    They've also use the old standby the tractor beam to affect field goals and kick offs.

    That's my proof and I'm sticking to it.

    Next up...Why the moon really is made of cheese.
     
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    Re: Is Tebow an alien?

    Thats pretty good!


    Send the script to Steven Steilberg!
     
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    Re: Is Tebow an alien?

    Teeeebowwwwww phone home!  Keep a lookout on the sidelines, if you see him eating reeses pieces then I think you are on to something here. 
     
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    Re: Is Tebow an alien?

    In Response to Re: Is Tebow an alien?:
    [QUOTE]Teeeebowwwwww phone home!  Keep a lookout on the sidelines, if you see him eating reeses pieces then I think you are on to something here. 
    Posted by TFB12[/QUOTE]

    Skittles for Lynch reeses pieces for Tebow.....

    Tebowing- The act of getting all the credit when your co-workers are doing most of the work.
     
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    Re: Is Tebow an alien?

    TMC - rofl on Tebowing and so true.

    Tebow hasn't lost games but has he really won games?
     
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    Re: Is Tebow an alien?

    Great story, Glen! Only one question...where can I get some of that good stuff you've been smoking???
     
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    Re: Is Tebow an alien?

     It might be worth a 15 yard hands to the face penilty just to see if he is a martian in a mask.
     
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    Re: Is Tebow an alien?


    Good stuff.

    If Tebow passes for 300 yards this week, I'll be asking, "Swiss or Cheddar?"
     
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