Jets RB says he added offseason weight by eating McD's

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    Jets RB says he added offseason weight by eating McD's

    OMG!!!
    "Gang Green’s shifty scatback and All-Pro kick returner Joe McKnight told the NY Daily News Wednesday that he chomped down on a “lot” of McDonalds this offseason. In retrospect, he says, it wasn’t the smartest choice, and he could’ve followed a better example set by one certain Jet."

    Shifty SCATBACK are we sure the word should be shifty and not sh.....??? Well if your eating a bunch of McDonalds food, wouldn't the word scat be commonplace and quickly follow, from one end to the other?

    Does this mean, this man will have to wear an adult diaper under his uniform?

    Was this weight gain a program taken from coach Rex Ryans anals of historical pontification?

    Seriously, a team of comics couldn't write this stuff any better...
    Wow N.Y. Jets, you never cease to amaze when it comes to the abnormal and bizarre..
    Everybody sing//////

    McDonalds is my kind of place,
    It feeds fat Rex's Face
    Hamburgers up his nose,
    wifes feet has smelly toes...

    Please feel free to add your own additional lines... to the Jet's new theme song,

    Take it away jim Rome...

     


     
     
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    In Response to Re: Jets RB says he added offseason weight by eating McD's:
    [QUOTE]Here we are trying to get the trolls off this board and you are posting stuff about the Jets off season program.  If that isn't bad enough, you start it with OMG.  C'mon kid, aim higher.
    Posted by Bustchise[/QUOTE]

    Great thought, but the trolls will never leave this board.......
     
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    [QUOTE]Here we are trying to get the trolls off this board and you are posting stuff about the Jets off season program.  If that isn't bad enough, you start it with OMG.  C'mon kid, aim higher.
    Posted by Bustchise[/QUOTE]

    Trolls will be trolls and never leave, at least this way we can get a good laugh at their expense. I mean serious McD's? I enjoy some McNuggets every so often but I wouldn't say I eat a lot of it. For a pro football player (esp one who's only asset is his speed in the KR game) eating a lot of McD's is comical

     
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    Rex must have headed this program up himself.
     
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    Re: Jets RB says he added offseason weight by eating McD's

    Haha! We love news from Jetsland. I'd also like to take the time to congratulate NY Jets head coach Rex Ryan for winning the 2011 Horrigan award which "goes to the person whose qualities and professional style helped the media best do its job last season."
    http://deadspin.com/5798046/everybody-loves-rex-ryan
     
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    Re: Jets RB says he added offseason weight by eating McD's

    I hear Rex lost a lot of weight after lap band procedure
     
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    LOL.
    This is just begging for a TFB photoshop.
     
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    [QUOTE]LOL. This is just begging for a TFB photoshop.
    Posted by kansaspatriot[/QUOTE]

    I'm thinking NES Mike Tyson Punch Out except Rex is riding a rascal and McKnight is running with a big mac

     
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    JetsMangione doesn't have spin coverage on this?  I was looking forward to seeing the Maestro find a way to spin a bad judgment and quote by Joe McKnight into an insult to a Patriots player...
     
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    He might want to watch the documentary about the guy who ate at Mickie Ds for 30 days--only McDonalds food--he had medical tests done by doctors before and after----after 30 days he was in such bad shape with high blood pressure--liver problems--very high cholesterol-you name it ---the docs were concerned about him dying if he continued longer!  I forget the name of the Documentary.
     
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    It was called "Supersize me!", because one of his rules were, that if offered, he couldn't say no to a supersize meal.....
    I remember it as scary as hell.
     
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    [QUOTE]Here we are trying to get the trolls off this board and you are posting stuff about the Jets off season program.  If that isn't bad enough, you start it with OMG.  C'mon kid, aim higher.
    Posted by Bustchise[/QUOTE]
    I do appologize Bustchise....but,
    When I see articles like this related to the Jets, who are supposed to be a Pro Team in the NFL, it takes me back to my childhood and the circus.
    I had to write about it for comical relief, the only thing missing were balloons and cotton candy, which is probablly healthier than the McDonalds food, in moderation of course.
    with the medical knowledge of today you have to scratch you head and wonder what this guy was thinking...McDonalds food can and WILL KILL YOU!

     

     
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    Re: Jets RB says he added offseason weight by eating McD's

    He has a Mc in his name, maybe he confused it with home?
     
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    [QUOTE]I hear Rex lost a lot of weight after lap band procedure
    Posted by Brady2Moss07[/QUOTE]


    I wouldn't say "a lot". More like the titanic losing a deck chair.
     
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Jets RB says he added offseason weight by eating McD's : I wouldn't say "a lot". More like the titanic losing a deck chair.
    Posted by I sat on your toilet[/QUOTE]
    ahhhahahahah lmfao.. priceless!Laughing
    You get the gold star for today!
     
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    Re: Jets RB says he added offseason weight by eating McD's

    I remember reading about Ocho doing this a few years ago. He was eating McDonald's something like 3 times a day!! It makes my stomach hurt just typing that!
     
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    [QUOTE]JetsMangione doesn't have spin coverage on this?  I was looking forward to seeing the Maestro find a way to spin a bad judgment and quote by Joe McKnight into an insult to a Patriots player...
    Posted by Artist-Frmrly-Knwn-As-NickC1188[/QUOTE]

    I def a pats fan but I guess he'll say it works for Chad ChilPlease...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_p8gFmFzp4
     
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    [QUOTE]LOL. This is just begging for a TFB photoshop.
    Posted by kansaspatriot[/QUOTE]



     
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    Re: Jets RB says he added offseason weight by eating McD's

    Is there a link to an article about this?
     
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Jets RB says he added offseason weight by eating McD's :
    Posted by TFB12[/QUOTE]

    LOL
     
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    Re: Jets RB says he added offseason weight by eating McD's

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    [QUOTE]Is there a link to an article about this?
    Posted by TFB12[/QUOTE]

    http://content.usatoday.com/communities/thehuddle/post/2012/05/joe-mcknight-gains-16-pounds-mcdonalds/1?csp=34sports&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+UsatodaycomSports-TopStories+(Sports+-+Top+Stories)
     
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    Re: Jets RB says he added offseason weight by eating McD's

    Thanks for the link kansaspatriot.  I would assume that he isn't going to be as fast as he was last year after gaining 16 pounds eating this..

    Big Mac,
    McDLT,
    A Quarter Pounder with some Cheese,
    Fillet of Fish,
    A Hamburger,
    Cheeseburger,
    Happy Meal,
    McNuggets,
    Tasty golden Fries - regular and larger size,
    A Salad - Chef or Garden or a Chicken Salad Oriental,
    Big Big Breakfast,
    Egg McMuffin,
    Hot Hot Cakes and Sausage,
    Maybe Biscuits - Bacon, Egg and Cheese,
    A Sausage,
    Danish,
    Hash Browns too,
    And for desert hot Apple Pies,
    And Sundaes - three varieties,
    A Soft Serve Cone,
    Three kinds of Shakes,
    And Chocolate Chip Cookies,
    And to drink a Coca-Cole,
    Diet Coke,
    An Orange Drink,
    Sprite,
    A Coffee,
    Decaf too,
    Lowfat Milk,
    And Orange Juice!
     

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