Jim Nantz used to be Jim Nance - JBOLT solved this incredible mystery.

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    Jim Nantz used to be Jim Nance - JBOLT solved this incredible mystery.

    Jim Nantz, in an effort to hide his true identity as former AFL rushing champion for the Boston Patriots, rose from the dead, changed his racial heritage from African-American to Causcasian, lost 100 pounds (though that may have been partially due to being dead for 18 years) and changed his last name from Nance to Nantz! Then he secretly creates a false background as a skinny white sportscaster.

    "WHY???" you ask.... Well, JBOLT, incredible genius that he is, discovered it is all a trick to disguise Nantz/Nance bias toward the team he starred for in the 1960's. Nanctze^squared, as he is now referred to, couldn't believe that anyone could ferret out his deception. "Guy must be a Charger Fan" N^2 mumbled as he and his daughter were arrested for life insurance fraud.
     
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    LOL!  No credibility Jboltdumb....
     
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    Jim Nantz, in an effort to hide his true identity as former AFL rushing champion for the Boston Patriots, rose from the dead, changed his racial heritage from African-American to Causcasian, lost 100 pounds (though that may have been partially due to being dead for 18 years) and changed his last name from Nance to Nantz! Then he secretly creates a false background as a skinny white sportscaster. "WHY???" you ask.... Well, JBOLT, incredible genius that he is, discovered it is all a trick to disguise Nantz/Nance bias toward the team he stared for in the 1960's. Nanctze^squared, as he is now referred to, couldn't believe that anyone could ferret out his deception. "Guy must be a Charger Fan" N^2 mumbled as he and his daughter were arrested for life insurance fraud.
    Posted by neali


    Hilarious.

    JBolt will never live this one down.

    This is like Jets fans thinking they will coast to a SB title this year and for years to come.


     
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    The funny thing is that JDolt would believe this.
    Posted by Patsfansince1966



    That had to have been one of the dumbest things I ever read. I wonder if JBOLT will disappear in shame.
     
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    Re: Jim Nantz used to be Jim Nance - JBOLT solved this incredible mystery.

    Funny and anything that makes one smile is worthwhile.
     
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    BBReigns, you were the first  the first to call him on it. Nicely done.
     
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    In Response to Jim Nantz used to be Jim Nance - JBOLT solved this incredible mystery. : Hilarious. JBolt will never live this one down. This is like Jets fans thinking they will coast to a SB title this year and for years to come.
    Posted by BBReigns


    I used to think Jbolt was an idiot, but now he has removed all doubt.
     
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    BBReigns, you were the first  the first to call him on it. Nicely done.
    Posted by neali



    Why thank you, sir.

    I thought he was kidding at first, but the giveaway was him referencing "unbiased" Steelers analysts also siding with one, Jim Nantz, the former Pats RB.

    You just can't make this stuff up.

     
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    In Response to Re: Jim Nantz used to be Jim Nance - JBOLT solved this incredible mystery. : Why thank you, sir. I thought he was kidding at first, but the giveaway was him referencing "unbiased" Steelers analysts also siding with one, Jim Nantz, the former Pats RB. You just can't make this stuff up.
    Posted by BBReigns


    hey payaso, why dont you reference the 'golfs with George HW Bush' line too
     
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    In Response to Re: Jim Nantz used to be Jim Nance - JBOLT solved this incredible mystery. : hey payaso, why dont you reference the 'golfs with George HW Bush' line too
    Posted by jbolted


    You enjoy the left coast, puspockets.
     
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