Re: Luck Looks Sensational Again
posted at 8/20/2012 3:05 AM EDT
I am ROLLING!!! -LoLoLOL! Haha, straight up, IS
?!?! WhyInTH did I think that he was a not just a decent looking dude, but actually a GOOD lookin' guy? <i.e. LMAO, the reverse being: Passable as barely eeking a 50-50 chance of headturn on any american sidewalk without someone offering the utterance, "Who-Oooah?! Did'you see that, man- Woooo!?!," verses the even "uglier superlative" supped-up version of: "Who-Oooah?! Did'you see that F##king ugly dude- Wooohoo!?! That is ONE pretty f##!ng weird lookin' ugly goin' on right there! Hol-ey, Mooo-ley, WOW-wh-oah." Friend (placing his hand solemnly over his heart): "As god as my witness, That is hands down one of the most naturally not good looking persons that you'll stumble by on any given day-day in this modern day and age...top 5, 'least."
For, to me at least (and this next part is good material for a haiku)- Getting into heaven is just like 'getting into Ugly'...it ain't a birthright. Sure, sometimes the set-up ya get is lil' better, that might start'cha edging 1 way or another, But in the end, You actually have to enact some form of deliberate willpower, consciously dedicating yourself in order to Strive To Achieve Ugly. When you pray and fully dedicate yourself to the God's of muttonchops and poofy hair fros...then- ONLY then, are you fully worthy.
He looks like any combo features of the following:
From the deepest of the Deep South, like Louisiana, or A new Englander's version of someone from New Hampshire;
Teenage child of a Lumberjack;
The possessed son of Starfleet 1st Lt., Will Ryker, on some weird parrallel universe episode edition of Star Trek-t.n.g.;
An out of work & homeless actor Trying out on stage for the lead role in Teen Wolf 3 ("The search for any slightly believable sub-plot line");
~Wonder what he's thinkin' right there...? 'Can't even wager a guess=No commonality in Laz's set thus far in total life experiences that can account for this particular complete detailed facial set-up, adding one after another after another. Final Sum? Final Sum Total: He's got all the makin's to be a great Indianapolis Colt #1 Quarterback. Mmrrh, 'cause see the worst part, is that'cha Ya can't even wager a guess as to where or even what should be your most basic of basics in subject-header thought, that might be flowin' through that noggin'... Ya don't even know which direction ya should be aimin' to even BEGIN to wager a further guess. People start disappearing in Indy=I'd be knockin' on Luck's door in the 1st hour there...
"Andrew"=weird, baby of the family that acts like a brat, tattle-tale, Uptight & clean-cut to a nerdy & preppy extent of sorts;
"Luck"="'Luck' enough to NOT be totally & excessively under par in any life event, circumstance, aspect of oneself, etc.;"
^ So, just as I've outlined in just a real quick form of a pretty darn objectively accurate starting ground for further scientific case study, There is really No room to reason out (again-in full, & completely rational methodology) "Ugly", as the end result...hmm.