Nickname For Cromartie Contest

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    If he was on the Colts it'd be Hoosier-Daddy
     
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    What's the prize if I win?
     
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    9 Lives....

     
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    Sperm Bank

     
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    Antonio "Who's your Dead Beat Daddy" Cromartie
     
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    New reality show:

    Ho and Cro plus 9

     
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    Antonio Spreadingseed
     
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    http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/4tkh
     
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     Crocreate
     
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    I've been calling him Crapmartie for his potty mouth and what actually spews from his lips.
     
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    New ending to it's a wonderful life..
    Teacher says "Everytime a bell rings, Antonio Cromartie got someone pregnant."

    Trojan Condoms introduces Trojan Facts:
    Fact #1: There are over 310 million people in the United States, over 50% being female. 
    Fact #2: It can be proven by paternity tests that Antonio Cromartie has impregnated a minimum of 8 of these women. 
    Fact #3: 8 down, 154,999,992+ to go. Use a Trojan Condom, or you could be Antonio's next paternity suit.

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    A Brief Flashback in the life of Antonio Cromartie:

    Antonio: Teacher, I want to own a football team when I grow up!

    Antonio's Teacher: Well Antonio, you'll need to do very well in school, get a great job, earn lots of money to achieve that dream.

    Antonio: Why would I need lots of money?

    Antonio's Teacher: Well, you'll need to buy the team, there's the building or purchase of the stadium, it's upkeep, not to mention paying the players.

    Antonio: But if I have like 70 kids, I won't have to pay them.

    Antonio's Teacher: Antonio, that's silly, no one has 70 children. 

    Antonio: I'll can do it! I'll have enough children to start my own football team, you wait and see!





     
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    Cromartie has fathered nine children with eight women living in six states, and has been named in at least five paternity suits in the past two years.   According to court records, Cromartie failed to appear in court on two separate occasions in reference to moving violations and his driver license status. In March of 2010, the Jets provided Cromartie with a $500,000 advance so Cromartie could pay outstanding child support payments."

    Who is he to be judging anyone as an A**Hole.  The guy is a joke and a caricature of the Jets.  A shut mouth would benefit himself greatly.
     
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    AntoNO CONDEMartie
     
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    Andre Deadbeat Cromo
     
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    as for nick names, after this weekend when Brady and the Pats WR/TE make him look stupid, he'll be Antonio Eatin Cromartie.
     
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    Scummartie
     
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    Functionally illiterate. Which he most definitely was coming out of FSU.
     
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    Antonio Cromagnon.
     
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    Father of our country
     
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    Why don't we just call him Spunk*?





    (*Why am I not surprised you can't say that?)
     
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    Father of our country
    Posted by harleyroadking11


    When I first heard that, I was laughing for a good minute.  Woody Paige is one funny dude.
     
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    I heard him too and I laughed as well
     
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    Antonio I'mHorny

     
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    Antonio Cro"Not so smart"ie
     
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