Nicnames for Welker
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Nicnames for Welker
posted at 10/28/2009 10:12 AM EDT
I kinda like Mighty Mouse.....it fits -
Re: Nicnames for Welker
posted at 10/28/2009 10:40 AM EDT
Too bad "Pocket Hercules" is taken. But you know, Troy Brown never had one, so maybe it's fitting Wes doesn't either. He is one sick kid though. I remember him playing for Miami against us, and scoring a touchdown and kicking his own extra point. And I thought to myself, "Wow, man they got an incredible guy there". Lol then they let him get away, I was stunned. Thanks, Miami, BTW. -
Re: Nicnames for Welker
posted at 10/28/2009 10:46 AM EDT
Tomcat to Mighty Mouse.....opposing defenses are their playground.....lol -
Re: Nicnames for Welker
posted at 10/28/2009 10:49 AM EDT
In Response to Re: Nicnames for Welker:Tomcat to Mighty Mouse.....opposing defenses are their playground.....lol
Posted by ozfree1
If anything like this catches on, I might have to become a Viklings fan.
** shudder ** -
Re: Nicnames for Welker
posted at 10/28/2009 10:55 AM EDT
How about...Wes "Thank Goodness He Doesn't Play For Miami Any More" Welker. -
Re: Nicnames for Welker
posted at 10/28/2009 11:32 AM EDT
Who are the Viklings? Are they little mini Vikings? With little mini Brett Favreeeehhhs runnin around? Ewww, I even hate typing Brett Favre! -
Re: Nicnames for Welker
posted at 10/28/2009 11:39 AM EDT
Actually, "Viklings" is the way Packer fans on RubeChat refer to the Vikes, as a means of getting under Vikings fan's skin.
I kind of like it.
(some also use Viqueens -- which is less imaginative and not funny.) -
Re: Nicnames for Welker
posted at 10/28/2009 12:02 PM EDT
"Wes Craven" Cause he's a nightmare to any defense.. -
Re: Nicnames for Welker
posted at 10/28/2009 12:45 PM EDT
In Response to Nicnames for Welker:I kinda like Mighty Mouse.....it fits
Posted by ozfree1
Wes Welker = WW = the White Wonder -
Re: Nicnames for Welker
posted at 10/28/2009 12:56 PM EDT
I like Sliced Bread. could relate indirectly to his race and bland personality and also to how he slices right through the defense! -
Re: Nicnames for Welker
posted at 10/28/2009 1:00 PM EDT
The only name I'd like to hear Welker called is Super Bowl MVP -
Re: Nicnames for Welker
posted at 10/28/2009 1:04 PM EDT
White lightning.Mighty mouse is already taken by Darren Sproles. -
Re: Nicnames for Welker
posted at 10/28/2009 4:39 PM EDT
He is the slot machine -
Re: Nicnames for Welker
posted at 10/28/2009 6:00 PM EDT
In Response to Re: Nicnames for Welker:He is the slot machine
Posted by m1r3d12
Okay . . .
that's not bad. -
Re: Nicnames for Welker
posted at 10/28/2009 6:36 PM EDT
In Response to Re: Nicnames for Welker:He is the slot machine
Posted by m1r3d12yes! thank you very much. in 2007 he was dubbed "the Slot Machine" (to be said preceding a downward motion of your right arm with your hand clenched in a fist, followed by a *cha-ching* sound effect) -
Re: Nicnames for Welker
posted at 10/28/2009 7:16 PM EDT
what about...
1. Wild Wild Wes (welker)
2. Wes Welker "THE SLOT ROBOT!!" (it rhymes)
3. Randy Moss is the "bread" Wes Welker is the "butter"
lmao this is pointless -
Re: Nicnames for Welker
posted at 10/29/2009 1:55 AM EDT
this is one of the gayest threads i've seen on the internet -
Re: Nicnames for Welker
posted at 10/29/2009 8:09 AM EDT
He has been named " Peckha" by our group. Because he is a little peckha to catch. -
Re: Nicnames for Welker
posted at 10/29/2009 8:58 AM EDT
nothing is meaner then a tuned up beamer. BMW.Brady to Moss to Welker. -
Re: Nicnames for Welker
posted at 10/29/2009 9:18 AM EDT
~The Best I can offer is Wes "Helter Skelter" Welker...The lyrics are pretty fitting in this short and fast song that's hard to get a clear grip on:
"a-Will you, won't you want me to make you
I'm coming down fast, but don't let me break you"
...an extra bonus is that it's off the "White Album" lol... -
Re: Nicnames for Welker
posted at 10/29/2009 10:37 AM EDT
In Response to Re: Nicnames for Welker:this is one of the gayest threads i've seen on the internet
Posted by mikec645
How many gay sites did you visit to come up with the curve on this??????? -
Re: Nicnames for Welker
posted at 10/29/2009 11:05 AM EDT
Nicnames? Really?
It's a free country and you can do what you want with your time but it is a bit on the gay side.
That being said I second Slot Machine! :) -
Re: Nicnames for Welker
posted at 10/29/2009 1:09 PM EDT
My first offering is: MVP!
However, Grid Gainer might be an accurate description. He just always seems to move the move the ball in a positive direction generously. -
Re: Nicnames for Welker
posted at 10/29/2009 1:28 PM EDT
Slot Machine was given to him in 07 but didn't stick with TB's injury.How about the "BMW 7-Series" -
Re: Nicnames for Welker
posted at 10/29/2009 4:34 PM EDT
In Response to Re: Nicnames for Welker:In Response to Re: Nicnames for Welker : How many gay sites did you visit to come up with the curve on this???????
Posted by gmbill
Thanks for the best laugh I've had in a week!