NON-Football Thread for ALL: How DOES One Get a Woman, I forgot how?

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    Re: NON-Football Thread for ALL: How DOES One Get a Woman, I forgot how?

    get a little puppy and take it out to the park and roll around in the grass with it and wait till the honey's come over and ooh and ahh over it, then shed some tears about soem sensitve subject, and listen to them talk for a couple hours , shake your head and say i understand, look them in the eyes and smile, and they'll probably ask you out, and pay for itWink 
     
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    Laz
    #1--Do you have to play this insane mating game?
          YES. YES YOU DO!
    #2--Repeat process until wedding day---after a few years---get divorced---start process all over again.
    #3--Keep cat.
     
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    Laz #1--Do you have to play this insane mating game?       YES. YES YOU DO! #2--Repeat process until wedding day---after a few years---get divorced---start process all over again. #3--Keep cat.
    Posted by ricky1554atl
    That's the way it is....heavy emphasis on #3 is wise.....
     
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    spend less time here, more time with real people.... like girls.....I've been married for 27 years so I don't have a clue.
     
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    I usually just leave a trail of money leading to my door.
     
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    Be careful what you ask for you might just get it.
     
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    entertaining post Cool

    hmm,

    1) don't treat women like cats...
    2) IMHO, younger women like "bad boys", older women like to be woo'd, unless she's a cougar - in which case she will have her way with you...lol

    If all fails, i think u can mail order a girlfriend from Russia or China Tongue out
     
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    Women who like football aren't as frequent as men who like football, but at least those particular women get to pick and choose among a big pile of men.

    To increase your odds, you're going to have to schedule more away games for yourself, sometimes into places where men fear to go.  A sports bar just isn't going to maximize your chances. 

    I know a guy who, as a teen, got dragged to folk dancing by his sister.  He soon liked dancing.  What's more, he discovered that the dancing scene was full of frantic young sweaty women who laugh and smile.  He got quite good at dancing and had entire zip codes of lovers, somehow managing two or more of them in the same office or apartment at times.  Folk, swing and contra dancing isn't an expensive habit at all, although if you get hooked up with a woman that part can get pretty expensive. 



     
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    Laz, find a 40+ club or bar, keep taking them home until you find one with a good looking single daughter.

    This way you stay busy on your search 
     
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    Wait till her sister gets killed by that house.  then the funs over.
     
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    I don't know, maybe you should talk with Rick Pitino
     
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    I've been in a relationship too long to offer any good advice.  Haven't had to chat up a person of the opposite sex in a decade, at least not in the search for love.  I do know that sometimes women, like most men, like a challenge and as soon as they think you're all theirs for the taking they sometimes lose interest.  In my experience, feigning disinterest or playing hard to get makes you only that much more irresistable.  So when you find her at the bar, church, library, on-line, at the grocery store or what have you, take it slooowwww. 

    If all of our advice fails, just look to these cutsie little ads that Boston.com has provided for our convenience:


     
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    Re: NON-Football Thread for ALL: How DOES One Get a Woman, I forgot how?

    1.) Don't get born ugly. Women don't like that.
    1b.) If God hates you and made you 1, learn to be funny. 
    2.) Work out and get stronger. Women like men who can protect them.
    3.) Make a lot of money. 


    Number 3 is the most important (see Tiger Woods). If you're rich you can have any woman you want even if you're ugly, fat, lazy, weak, weird or Underdog. Yes, money buys happiness. 
     
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    I can't figure out who's getting the club?
     
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    Let me get this straight - you're looking for advice on women in a NE Patriots chat/blog/post/stay-stupid-sh*t forum??

    As the engineer who's beheading was delayed by a faulty guillotine said:  "I think I see your problem."

     
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    Laz,  As pathetic as this sounds...  I would suggest creating a profile on a dating website.  You can see pictures, read about their likes and dislikes, and quickly narrow down who you might have an interest.  Since they too have a profile, one would assume that they are single and looking for romance.  Since you have stated that you "Are not fat, ugly and have no open head wounds" you should have some luck.  Withing a matter of minutes you will find a beautiful Patriot loving footbll fan who also adores cats.  Send her a few witty emails recognizing her inner beauty & intelligence and she'll be your in weeks.

    Note:  Dump the fist women 1 month later as their are many more women looking to be romanced.  For the months of September thru February, date the woman who has season tickets to the Pats.
     
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    "Or...if you prefer the quicker, trasshier technique, get to a hotel bar in a suit and hang around while drinking high end booze like you are on a business trip."

    As someone who used to travel a lot for work before I was attached, this is a good ploy.  But I've also found that some of the women that are attracted to suits lounging in the bar drinking Laphroaig are oftentimes looking to be paid for their company, which is flat out disgusting.   Frown
     
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    Gotta GTL before you go creep, or you'll end up smushin' a grenade.
     
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    Re: NON-Football Thread for ALL: How DOES One Get a Woman, I forgot how?

    Play more video games.  Lots and lots of video games.
     
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    Re: NON-Football Thread for ALL: How DOES One Get a Woman, I forgot how?

    You need to drink lots of alcohol and hang around places where women are also getting intoxicated. Every hook up I ever had was drunk off my behind. Don't worry about why it works it just does.

    Start crying and start drinking. You might end up with a phone number tonight.

    http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/alcohol-can-boost-womens-sex-drive-1425970.html
    "Relatively small amounts of alcohol can cause a temporary surge of the male sex hormone testosterone in women, boosting their libido."

    "The findings, published in Nature, show the effect is most marked in women taking the contraceptive pill, probably because they have low background levels of testosterone to begin with.Dr Peter Eriksson, a researcher with Alko, the state alcohol company in Finland, said women need not be alarmed. Although a couple of drinks is enough to cause 'dramatic' rises in testosterone, women can still remain in control, he said. 'Many of them instinctively know alcohol can do this and so they learn to be careful.'

    Get out there, get drunk and start hitting on all the women in all the cliques you're familiar with. I got more play than a toilet seat when I was a college drunk.
     
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