Laz #1--Do you have to play this insane mating game?       YES. YES YOU DO! #2--Repeat process until wedding day---after a few years---get divorced---start process all over again. #3--Keep cat.
Posted by ricky1554atl

To ALL : Alright, I ain't NOT having a girlfriend Is sorta new to me...  I hate this male ego thing, but I'm not ugly or fat and I have no open head wounds; In highschool and in college (again I hate this bragging sh#t), But I DID have girlfriend after girlfriend after girlfriend...  In the latter college years and for 8 years after, I settled down and moved in with the same girl, and became well- pretty complacent (and unhappy).  WHEN this ultimately ended, roughly 5 years ago, Initially I was pretty happy not havin ANY girlfriend; Yet sheez, half a' DECADE now?  So I now gotta ask ANYone and EVERYone thesame Overall Ques tion: HOW DOES ONE GET A GIRLFRIEND, Because- I believe that I've forgotten how? HERE's what I kinda I know ... Foremost, The Obvious: There ARE factoors beyond my control.  A huge one, Is Regional Locale...  Living in Florida 2 seperate times and for extended periods, A guy would get women hitting on them anywhere and everywhere: Beaches, Clubs, Gas Stations...dear god, you name it.  In Ct however, there's roughly 3 or 4 single women at any given time in the entire state, NOT to mention far less places to meet these in total 3 women, AND NOT to mention I don't party any longer, So man- My odds are even further decreased exponentially.  Still however, I've been hoping to see at least 1 outta these 3 theoretical women, At my cigar shop when I'm pickin up a nice VS Padron or an aged Ashton, AND although I don't reallly want a girl that smokes cigars, It becomes the larger principle of actually SEEING 1 of the 3...sorta like seein a Unicorn.  But onwards... HERE'S what I sorta know ... Now, you ALL have heard the simple age-old analogy: "Men are like dogs, Women are like Cats."  So let's take a minute to analyze this axiom:  Many of you posters know that I have a Bengal hybrid cat myself (no dogs allowed in particular complex).  Yet see, idk IF it's the wild hybrid aspect of my cat or what, BUT she does NOT act like a domestic cat...and thus, A Woman.  I sorta wish that either My hybrid acted like a Woman, BUT sadly moreso- I reallly wish that every human woman acted like my hybrid bengal...Here's Why:  My bengal differs from a domestic breed with so many of her actions:  She knows up to 20 words (tuna, chicken, outside, birdey, sit, toys, AND 4 different toy names, etc., etc.)- And she'll act accordingly; She plays fetch, She tackles me, follows me around the house, goes to the door and cries when I leave (she's pretty much a dog).             There's something about regular Domestic Breeds that as a male, or as ANY male, It becomes idk How to say this, ahh- CONFUSING (probably the best word).  Domestic cats are much more like regular women.  Using the best terms in which I won't get slammed=Domestic cats like A Woman, ARE more confusing for Most Guys:  Distant, Independant, Solitary, and even Capricious (wayward at times in personality and actions).       Now, DOES this mean that I'd like a girlfriend that's a kow-towing slave embedded to my every action and command...  C'mon...= No.  But really, let's not discount ALL the benefits of having a girlfriend which you pay $900 from a Breeder for, Buy a few toys for, Buy'em some Food & Throw a couple balls at every so often- AND they're YOURS for Life.  Maybe, ahh maybe this particulr paragraph should be somewhat ignored...  Anyway, taking off on the PRECEDING Paragraph's Point and moving along now...   HERE'S what I kinda know .... From Past Experiences mainly:  I found out early on with my HS sweetheart and my College sweetheart (both women I fell head over heells for)- THAT merely LOVING and ADORING a Woman, for some oddity with the female species, IS NOT good enough.  WHY?  WhoTH knows WHY?  It's far more reaching than a woman does NOT want simply an adhoring male companion who'll do everything she asks on a whim....no, no, nono-noooo...       Idk, It's even far more reaching than a woman wanting a guy who's Independant.  See, THIS would make actual sense:  As a woman wanting a male who CAN provide for them-strong, virilent, sturdy, successful.  ALL these, to me at least, ARE underlying basic themes of nature-A male who's strong enough (in all varying ways within a human society as well)-Strong Enough- TO produce good offspring And protect both his female companion AND their offspring...  Again, these make sense. As usual (yet again...), I really have NO idea where I'm goin' again on this one.  Maybe it's something to the affect of: "Do I REALLY have to play this insane mating game, In oorder to get the chick...WhatTH IS the mating game, I forgot in this half a decade's time...", I mean, Does it go like THIS ?: ~ Wooh and Woww the woman with your effrontery, ego, maleness, YET ALL that independant ego suddenly thrown HER way (maybe beat up someone, idk). ~ Spend LAVISHLY on material possessions thrown her way (here, maybe hit a pedestrian with your porsche). ~ Express your undying OBSESSION with her and show you ARE caring (down the road after hitting the pedestrian, Steer your porsche outta the way of a squirell then stop in the state park in order to compose an ad lib love poem for her). ~ Tell the woman to go back IN your porsche to get some beverages in the center console for your park picnic right now (SO she can find another girl's p#nties IN that center console). ~ When she comes back INsanely mad and screaming (...and also JEALOUS), Tell her that SHE's the TRUE one that you want, and that you'll break up with the other girl. ~ Repeat: Spending lavishly on her by stopping at a Gem Jewelry on the way back from the park, and end the nice day with a completely pointless verbal disagreement. ~ REPEAT process until Wedding Day . Do I have this correct, Can someone tell me how to come across one of these three women in state, and IF I follow this guideline to keep them ?
Posted by LazarusintheSanatorium

Posted by HRK103

"Or...if you prefer the quicker, trasshier technique, get to a hotel bar in a suit and hang around while drinking high end booze like you are on a business trip." As someone who used to travel a lot for work before I was attached, this is a good ploy.  But I've also found that some of the women that are attracted to suits lounging in the bar drinking Laphroaig are oftentimes looking to be paid for their company, which is flat out disgusting.  
Posted by CablesWyndBairn