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    …went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender asked what I wanted. "Surprise me", I said. So he showed me a naked picture of my wife.
     
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    I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said, "No one drag is enough."
     
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    I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

     
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    Tell a friend to spell santa
    then say "you forgot the f"
    they say there's no f in santa
    you start to cry
     
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    I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push.


    I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat.

     
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    Boy, is my wife stupid! It takes her an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes. My daughter's no bargain either. In public school she was voted most likely to conceive.
     
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    My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.
     
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  9. My wife was afraid of the dark… then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.

 
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    My wife isn’t very bright. The other day she was at the store, and just as she was heading for our car, someone stole it! I said, “Did you see the guy that did it?” She said, “No, but I got the license plate.”

     
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    Once when I was lost and I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my parents. I said to him, "Do you think we’ll ever find them?" He said, "I don’t know kid. There are so many places they can hide."

     
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    I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous… everyone hasn't met me yet.

     
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    I came from a real tough neighborhood. On my street, the kids take hubcaps… from moving cars.

    I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

     
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    I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.

    I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

     
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    Went to see my shrink and told him I keep having the same dream: I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam.  Teepee, wigwam, teepee, wigwam.

    Shrink said, "Think we found the problem.  You're two tents." 
     
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    Remember Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag?

    "Uncy Moe?  My fries are too hot."

    "Yeah, well that's just too damn bad."
     
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    Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
     
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    i had a feeling this topic would be around all season when i saw it in the preseason lol
     
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    If you post about nothing, does it actually count as a post?

     
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    In Response to Re: Nothing:
    [QUOTE]i had a feeling this topic would be around all season when i saw it in the preseason lol
    Posted by flutie66[/QUOTE]
    I cannot believe it is still going. How about nothing...what the Jets will be doing in the post season.
     
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