NY JETS JOKES

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    NY JETS JOKES

    Please feel free to add your joke to this thread.


    Q: What do you call 53 millionaires sitting
    around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
    A: The New York Jets 

    Q: What do the New York Jets and Billy
    Graham have in common?
    A: They both can make 60,000 people stand
    up and yell 'Jesus
    Christ.'

    Q: How do you keep a New York Jet out
    of your yard?
    A: Put up goal posts. 


    Q: Where do you go in New York in case
    of a tornado?
    A: To the Meadowlands - they never get a
    touchdown there. 

    Q: Why was Rex Ryan upset when the
    New York Jets play book was stolen?
    A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it yet.


    Q: What's the difference between the
    New York Jets and a dollar
    bill?
    A: You can still get 4 quarters out of a
    dollar bill.

    Q: How many New York Jets does it take
    to win a Super Bowl?
    A: Nobody knows and we will never find out. 

    Q: What do the New York Jets and
    possums have in common?
    A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road)
     
     
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    Very Funny!
     
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      HILARIOUS...AND POSSIBLY TRUE
     
  4. You have chosen to ignore posts from titletownfan. Show titletownfan's posts

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    This one's pretty bad but: 
    What do you call a rehab clinic for millionaires?
    The New York Jets clubhouse
     
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    Q: What has two wings but will never fly?

    A:   A Jet's game plan.

     Q: Why do the Jet's fans shout " J.E.T.S. Jets Jets Jets" all game long
    A: So they can pass their spelling test on Monday

     
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    "The New York Jets will not be serving alcohol this Sunday during the game.

    All drinking will therefore need to be done on the way to the stadium

    on the team bus."


    David Letterman delivered the "Top Ten Signs the NY Jets are Getting Cocky"
    entering the AFC Championship Game against his hometown Indianapolis Colts:

    10. Offered to give the Colts a 14-point head start.

    9. Just purchased IKEA shelving unit for Vince Lombardi Trophy.

    8. Four words: field-goal kicking donkey.

    7. Several confused Jets have called Eli Manning to say "See you Sunday."

    6. Whole team is dating Jessica Simpson.

    5. Posted playbook on Twitter.

    4. Focus on tomorrow's practice: executing a flawless postgame Gatorade bath.

    3. Players have this weekend off.

    2. Instead of focusing on Colts receivers, Darrelle Revis negotiating a deal to host "The Tonight Show" in 2015.

    1. Rex Ryan calling his abs "The Situation plus 40 years of cheese fries."
     
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    I don't anything funny about the 41 years and millions of beers program,the only organization run worse than the Jets is located in Oaklnd but at least they prove the squirrel theory to be correct,even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in awhile. I thank those who contributed too making me smile on this fine Sunday.
     
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    Very funny, good job HRK103.  The Letterman top 10 pretty good stuff too!
     
  9. You have chosen to ignore posts from p-mike. Show p-mike's posts

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    Okay, here's my favorite:

    Q: What did the average Green New Jersey player get on his Wonderlic Test?









































    A: Drool.Cool






     
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    Four NY Jets are in a car,  Who's driving?















    The Police
     
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    LOL, Good stuff
     
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    After perusing the Jets roster, NY Governor Patterson has requested the state legislature to re-open Attica Prison for the Jets' 8 home games..and...NO...there will be no away games played....
     
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    LOL, HRK amazing post lololol
     
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