THATS RIGHT y'all.. all true football fans AND REAL AMERI-cans MUST TUNE In TONIGHT AT 6p to watch the coronation stage of the US national team as they start the mad crush of jabronis (porugal's just NEXT) at that there world cup and become the FIRST in the most punishing group in history to qualify for the knockout phase.. talking round of 16.. they will get at least to the semis and party like its 1930 all ova again! look out world as yanks crush their little soft koolaid party with the strongest dose of new vodka reality.. u feel moi?
"Bringing Boston-Strong vodka to team-hating jabronis and da Comrade-Soft Kool-aid Party!"
..and that's da Bawston SPORTS bottom line for the Commy says so! COMMY COMMY COMMY COMMY COMMY CONTRARIAN, HE COMES AND GOES, HE COMES AND GOES...
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