Re: Patriot fans hate Tebow, because they love Brady
posted at 3/22/2010 9:05 AM EDT
In Response to Re: Patriot fans hate Tebow, because they love Brady
To ALL : I don't HATE Tim Tebow ...I Hate Mass Murderers, Corporate Monopolies, Any and Every Politician, I Hate racial/religious bigotry, I Hate people who hurt animals, and I HATE crocodiles and alligators... I mean honestly, Is there ANY reason for a crocodile to exist? All they know how to do is maul, tear, chomp, and eat. Ya hear of Horse-whisperers, someone attuned enough to trully emphathize, to literally 'feel unto' an animal-not really read their mind per se, but sense and tap into their feelings and emotions, And then themselves, react accordingly. Anyone ever hear of a crocodile whisperer.....Nooo, of course not! Even within the absurdity of the film, " Crocodile Dundee ", the producers wisely said to themselves, "O.k., let's let him soothe a mean water buffalo, but let's make him Battle Crocodiles." Because ya try to emphathize and soothe a croc and you get your face ripped off, each and every time. And thus, there's NO place for crocodiles on this earth, because they're the embodiment of evil and the sooner we hunt them to extinction, the better... Now onto Tim Tebow: I don't HATE Tim Tebow . Tebow's like why monkees and chimpanzees (all and any apes), didn't make the HATE list...and should NOT. In fact, I pretty much feel the same way about Tim Tebow as I DO any dirty, rotten monkee ... No Hate really, but honestly for the team I follow-New England and Tim Tebow, Imho (and just like monkees)-It's ALREADY a little too close for my comfort zone : Whether it be Bill Belichick's close friendship with U-Florida's Urban Meyer, OR Bill Belichick's speaking out positively about Tebow, OR Tim Tebow's pathetic QB skills as they translate to the Pro-game, AND/OR ALL this viewed in light of the fact that this New England team has far, far too many needs as is (2 OLBs, 1-2 DEs, 1-2 RBs, 1-2 WRs, 1-2 O-Lineman/OT/OC-OG, 1 TE, 1 CB, and 1 Punt...ridiculous)-AND We NEED to address those, what-Anywhere from 8 or 9 upwards to an unbelievable (and ideal) 12 or 13 positional issues and therefore "Nail" the great majority of ALL our draft selections-AND Tim Tebow at QB, Simply CANNOT fit in considering Tim Tebow would HAVE to be secured with New Englands 2nd Rd Draft Selection (And NO , not Tebow at a position he's never played before, like tall and slow rb or massively undersized te with poor ball-skills; And NO Tebow will NOT be around to select with NE's also very much needed late 4th rder...sorry). Overall, that's why I feel towards Tim Tebow the way I feel towards Monkees...just a tad too close for my liking. Stup!d Charles Darwin and evolutionary theory killing any hope I have at escaping this earthly plane with everlasting peace of soul in eternity... And stup!d Tim Tebow and him maybe killing my hopes of securing a very good player at a much needed position to better my piece of mind within my souless earthly eternity principle (i.e. my love for the patriots)... But see, just like Any and Every monkee, ape, or chimp, I Do NOT hate Tebow, but I just feel "my team" (New England or Planet Earth) would be better off overall without him (And those utterly filthy chimps). Also, what makes it somewhat intriguing, Is how Tebow is somewhat of a Jesus-freak, so he probably doesn't believe in cr#zy ole' evolution, or why we have vestigial organs and monkees able to pilot space capsules, MORE than he believes that the earth is only 6000 years old, and that God made it in 7 days, and that Noah lived for 400 years... So I'm not sayin' I hate the guy, just that he makes the world a worse place to live in overall; And that IF we drafted him with a 2nd rder, I'd burn a gasoline soaked post that reads: " Tebow The Anti-QB ", outside of his house and tell him that I was going to run for Town Mayor so I could start a hate campaign against him while monopolizing each and every other house in his neighborhood and turning them all into sewage plants and noisy lumber mills...than I'd kick his pooch before going postal on a buncha innocent civilians.
Posted by LazarusintheSanatorium
Crocodiles are like wolves in that they thin the herd and keep the rest of nature in good working order. They prevent the weak from reproducing, they remove carcasses from the environment to stop the spread of disease and they ensure that gazelle, water buffalo, etc., do not overrun their ecosystem. I do not hate crocodiles, but I advocate for leaving them well alone and giving them a wide berth.
Tim Tebow likely believes that the crocodiles were created along with the rest of the universe some thousands of years ago, and I doubt he believes that the croc has been around since the days of the dinousaurs since he probably doesn't believe in dinosaurs. It's all a conspiracy, just like Jurassic Carl used to believe.
Just based on the religious aspects of Tebow I would stay far, far away. Does the world really need a football player proselytizing and alientating fans who don't care what he believes and who can't stand when someone such as an athlete uses his fame as a soapbox to preach to great unwashed?
At least crocs do something useful...