Re: Patriot fans hate Tebow, because they love Brady
posted at 3/22/2010 10:17 PM EDT
The crocodile is the last of the dinosaurs. Just be glad T-Rex and raptors aren't lurking in your backyard."
digger and ALL:
See digger...I know this'll open me up to a full-bore of Leon-esque metaphors about being surrounded by animals, BUT I really do have some innate and decently cultivated sense of animal empathy. Meaning: I can and do sense "unto" an animal's feelings=From cats, to dogs, he!! in college I had a beta-fish that would swim over to wherever I was in the room and watch me, I had a buddy who had 2 finches in grade school who would fly around when let out and I was the only person he had ever seen or known that they'd not just land on my hand, but allow me to pet them too (any time I went over)...- Seriously, I can soothe most any dog I meet, and make nearly any cat just roll over and purr, Simply by sensing where they are emotionally, feeling-wise, and just what sort of experience they've brought to bear...
I KNOW that sounds gay-as sh#t, but sorry...I ain't (a person's intelligence, empathy, and overall clinical insanity should NOT be confused with effeminacy). I mean, would or does this incredible sensitivity to animals-stop me from eating meat or something? Whadd'ya kidding, I smoke montecristos and eat red meat blood rare, he!!-I'd eat my Bengal cat if the supermarket closed early enough, seriously sheez, a person's gotta survive, right? And does, some form of animal "empathy" mean that I know when Pooches is hinking of the color red, or wants to go to the pet supermarket for a oversized bacon flavoured milkbone? Don't be absurd...a person says that cr#p, and yea=nutc#se.
But see that's my point on animals empathy (and Tim Tebow)...Just like crocodiles, I get and feel nothin' outta Tebow. Great..."Leadership", trully...wow. Ross Perot was a leader, maybe he can make the team. I just feel that Tebow, like your standard wild alligator, IS untrainable. I'm not saying 'Totally'...just that Tebow appears to have the higher brain functions of a croc, and like a croc, Tebow's simply too far along, and already too pre-developed in his base actions as a QB, in his experience, actions and traits, to take the neccessary time to fix his, what?...shotgun snaps, pocket prescence, accuracy, basic reads, slow wind-up and bad release, and deep ball skills. Yea, lmao...that's a real short list.
AND so, Here's my point on crocodiles and alligators: I get nuthin' at all from them, I FEEL nothin' from them, and I don't wanna take the time OR especially spend the needed-resources-elsewhere, TO simply attempt to try to train a brain-dead reptile that's already too far gone in his bad-awful base traits and experiences, simply because that id#ot reptile was the leader of its herd... And the same goes for things other than Tim Tebow as well, like crocs and Gators (hey, I just got that...ya know, "gators"). Hmmm, go figure...oh well, I'm insane. And ye, And thus to surmise: New England should NOT draft Tim Tebow, because there's NO talking down and potentially soothing from chomping your head of, a Velociraptor. There's no "reptile-whisperers", and therefore quite obviously-Tim Tebow is a bad QB... See everyone, that's a clear-cut analogy which makes perfect overall sense, right? Good...