Re: Patriots LB Jerod Mayo could miss season with pectoral injury
posted at 10/15/2013 10:43 PM EDT
In response to Harvey-Wallbanger's comment:
Dear Bill Belichick,
I am an early 40s Home Ec teacher with a really low IQ. I can't balance a checkbook and I have no retirement account. Good thing I work for the government and have a pension I don't deserve, huh?
Anyway, I post on BDC.com thinking I know more than you even though my IQ is so low I have no idea the cap is the same as it was in 2009 when you had to sell off higher priced players in order to keep our team winning 12+ games per year, as weaker organizations like the Giants or Steelers are crappy and missed the boat.
I really liked how Mike Tannenbaum destroyed the Jets. I wish you were like Mike Tanenbaum as a GM. I like it because I wanted that for the Pats. I said it on BDC.com once. I really did. I once said I wished we had spent wildly, ignored the lockout and went for it all in 2010! I also ordered my 5th Brady doll that same season. That doll was used and abused by Week 7, so I had to order another! Oh, the joy of a Pats season with it being all about Brady! I sometimes giggle to myself as I realize how important and smart I am.
I really liked how the Jets had all their draft busts and overpaid, older vets went to the Jets, as their owner tried to dupe their fans in the worst economy since the Great Depression. In fact, I am still confused as I line my muffin tins for tommorow's class at the local middle school here in Dorchester. But, even though confused, I liked how ESPN made it seem like that was the way to go in 2009 and 2010.
Why didn't you open up Kraft's checkbook to get Tom Brady another ring? I have mutliple Brady Blow Up Dolls, some autographed, some not. I demand a title! I also have been demanding a ring delivered to my basement. I willl never forgive you! I also blame you for all injuries and when Brady is a dumbo when throwing INTS on 1st downs for an unknown reason in SBs (or AFC Title games) with leads!
Is there a salary cap in the NFL? What does the salary cap mean? Why can't we pay 15 million dollars for Revis and Mike Wallace? I would sleep better at night all cozy, knowing that we spent wildly and ruined our roster. I just love feeling all cozy at night because my IQ is low and I wear women's underwear.
Why does Brady where fruity white sweaters after games, by the way? Also, why does he change his hair style so frequently? Is it because he lost his edge and married Giselle, to the point Giselle thinks she knows things after SBs when Brady melts down by his lonseome when the defense only had allowed 13 points in a SB?
Sincerely (spelled correctly),
You and mthurl should meet up for a beer sometime and shake hands. Better yet, give him a big hug. I bet the 2 of you would get along well.