It's Sunday night, I don't move into my dorm for another 9 days, and I'm bored, so I'm posing a hypothetical question:

If for some reason the Pats could not use any QB they currently have on the roster (like maybe Brady, Hoyer, and Mallett all got taken out by the contagion from the new Matt Damon movie)


in a totally preposterous twist (!), they were allowed to choose their new starting QB only from the rosters of the other three AFC East teams, which one would you want them to take?

I can't believe I'm saying this, but if I was forced to choose from that group of dudes I think I would have to take Fitzpatrick. 4 TDs today and he is not a Justin Bieber fan (I'm looking at you, Marky Mark).