Rex Ryan Needs a Nickname

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    Rex Ryan Needs a Nickname

    For efficiency in our future disparaging posts, we need to assign a nickname to the Jets' new coach. Just to get the conversation started:

     
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    [QUOTE]For efficiency in our future disparaging posts, we need to assign a nickname to the Jets' new coach. Just to get the conversation started:
    Posted by seattlemaslow[/QUOTE]

    How about Tyrannosaurus Rex.  Big and loud and dumb and easily slain. 
     
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    Ryan is "Shreck",  Sanchez could be "Puss in Cleats" and Washington could be "Donkey"
     
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    Rex Kotite.
     
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    Hopefully, we can call him "Rex the Loser" after this weekend!
     
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    In Response to Rex Ryan Needs a Nickname:
    [QUOTE]For efficiency in our future disparaging posts, we need to assign a nickname to the Jets' new coach. Just to get the conversation started:
    Posted by seattlemaslow[/QUOTE]

    Although "rexcrement" is my favored choice it may not pass muster with the mods; I'll go with "jabbajet."
     
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    Fat whale says it all!!
     
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    In Response to Rex Ryan Needs a Nickname:
    [QUOTE]For efficiency in our future disparaging posts, we need to assign a nickname to the Jets' new coach. Just to get the conversation started:
    Posted by seattlemaslow[/QUOTE]

    Muffin Top!

     
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    Re: Rex Ryan Needs a Nickname

    How about plain old INCREDIBLY FAT GUY. No need to be cute or ironic.  Just lay it out like it is.  And while I'm at it (and maybe there's another string out there on this topic), how embarrassing was Ryan's phone call to Jets season ticket holders?  The person in the Jets' marketing dept. should be sh&t-canned for that stunt.  Luckily for the Jets, they didn't even have to waste time making a tape recording of it because Ryan actually called all 18 season ticket holders live.  What other organization needs its head coach to call the season ticket holders to beg for support when they are playing one of their most hated rivals at home in Week 2?  I can't believe the broadcasters at ESPN could keep a straight face when they did the segment last nite on SportsCenter.
     
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    Just call him the "Fat Jet"

    Like, "The Fat Jet said he is already drafting his HOF acceptance speech."

    Or, "After 6 games and a 1-5 record, the Fat Jet decided to bench rookie quarterback Mark Sanchez, who ended the game against Buffalo with a 23 quarterback rating.."

    Kind of just rolls off the toungue like hot cheese on a pizza you're trying to spit out before you burn yourself.
     
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    Two Words:  Man Boobie
     
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    I'm still trying to figure out what he's hiding under his shirt. It looks like a family of 4 is living there. I definately see the Shrek resemblance. And the Jets are gang green just like Shrek.
     
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    Jumbo Jet?
     
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    In Response to Re: Rex Ryan Needs a Nickname:
    [QUOTE]SHREX RYAN
    Posted by welly[/QUOTE]


    Spelled SH-REX RYAN!
     
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Rex Ryan Needs a Nickname : How about Tyrannosaurus Rex.  Big and loud and dumb and easily slain. 
    Posted by pezz4pats[/QUOTE]

    TYRANNOSAURUS REX !!! BIG LOUD AND DUMB !
    THATS HILARIOUS!..
     
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    I like Jumbo Jet.

    Shrek is top notch as well
     
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    In Response to Re: Rex Ryan Needs a Nickname:
    [QUOTE]I'm still trying to figure out what he's hiding under his shirt. It looks like a family of 4 is living there. I definately see the Shrek resemblance. And the Jets are gang green just like Shrek.
    Posted by Evil2009[/QUOTE]


    Thats easy.....Leon is hiding under his shirt
     
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    [QUOTE]Jumbo Jet?
    Posted by Brady2Moss07[/QUOTE]

    I like Jumbo Jet

    Telly Tubby

    How about Rex-Lax?  runny mouth.....

     
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    Double D Rex

    3 ring circrex
     
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    Re: Rex Ryan Needs a Nickname

    Ok one last one before I get back to work...

    Fat Gang Green?
     
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    In Response to Re: Rex Ryan Needs a Nickname:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Rex Ryan Needs a Nickname : I like Jumbo Jet Telly Tubby How about Rex-Lax?  runny mouth.....
    Posted by LifeTimePat[/QUOTE]

    Jumbo Jet and Rex Lax are brilliant. Well-played gentlemen. I'd be happy with either of those.
     
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    Re: Rex Ryan Needs a Nickname

    Combining two from above: Shrex Kotite

     
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    How much time elapses between when Rex's belly comes through the doorway and the rest of Rex arrives?
     
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    Shrex or Moobs
     
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    Re: Rex Ryan Needs a Nickname

    How about...  "Blow-Lard"??
     
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