"my galpal took my SI with her to the bathroom for like 30 minutes and didnt need my services after she came out."

Does this happen a lot? 

Seriously thanks for a classic commie post. One of your best. 

I think you're downplaying his injury issues but let's hope that upside is everything the scouting report says. 

The problem I see is we have a 2-3 year window with Brady. Not much time for these guys to click...