The Jets......(A thread of laughs!)

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    The entire Jets team has been AWOL since 1968

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    THe secret is out!

     

     
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    I actually thought, a few weeks ago, that the Jets had a shot at 9 wins if healthy and 10 if everything went their way. Now I am wondering if they are approaching the "support line" where they get 7 wins if every else goes well and 5 or 6 if they run into real trouble. Hard to say right now but without a dangerous pass rush their secondary is looking even a little more suspect. Not a thin you want in a passing (basketball) league.

    It sort of reminds you of that scene in Animal House where the president of the college say "fat and stupid is no way to go through life".

     

     
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    It sort of reminds you of that scene in Animal House where the president of the college say "fat and stupid is no way to go through life". 

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         Well...the Jests have been "fat and stupid", since 1969. LOL!!!

     

     
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    I actually thought, a few weeks ago, that the Jets had a shot at 9 wins if healthy and 10 if everything went their way. Now I am wondering if they are approaching the "support line" where they get 7 wins if every else goes well and 5 or 6 if they run into real trouble. Hard to say right now but without a dangerous pass rush their secondary is looking even a little more suspect. Not a thin you want in a passing (basketball) league.

    It sort of reminds you of that scene in Animal House where the president of the college say "fat and stupid is no way to go through life".

     

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    Double Secret Probation!

     
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    Rumors swirling the jets may be forced to release meemee patterson.

    Lol!

     
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         We now know what happened to Jests rookie WR, Jalen Saunders. He suffered a seizure. But, he's been cleared to play, and should be on the field later this week, when the Jests match up against the Philadelphia Eagles. Whether this will be a re-occurring problem for Saunders, no one knows. Though I hate the Jests, I wish Saunders well:
    http://nypost.com/2014/08/25/saunders-back-after-seizure-crash/

     
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         LOL!!! What's to hate about the Jests, you ask? Reason #89 is because their players and their coach continuously shoot off their mouths, making ridiculous statements, that have no basis in fact. The latest example is the claim by LB Demario Davis, that the Jests' secondary is vastly underrated: http://www.nj.com/jets/index.ssf/2014/08/jets_demario_davis_i_think_we_have_one_of_the_most_underrated_secondaries_in_the_league.html ;

     
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    LOL!!!

     

    http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000383776/article/new-york-jets-looking-to-shop-stephen" rel="nofollow">http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000383776/article/new-york-jets-looking-to-shop-stephen

    2nd rd bust for the Jetsies again!

     
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         Jests 2nd round bust from from two years ago, WR Stephen Hill, is reportedly "puking his way through practice". I kid you not:   http://www.nj.com/jets/index.ssf/2014/08/stephen_hill_perhaps_in_final_days_with_jets_puking_his_way_through_practices.html

     
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    Rumors swirling the jets may be forced to release meemee patterson.

    Lol!

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    If I were on the Jets, I would not want to show up either!

     
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         Jests 2nd round bust from from two years ago, WR Stephen Hill, is reportedly "puking his way through practice". I kid you not:   http://www.nj.com/jets/index.ssf/2014/08/stephen_hill_perhaps_in_final_days_with_jets_puking_his_way_through_practices.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.nj.com/jets/index.ssf/2014/08/stephen_hill_perhaps_in_final_days_with_jets_puking_his_way_through_practices.html

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    Hey, Texas queen. Why is he puking? Is it conditioning?

     
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         Jests 2nd round bust from from two years ago, WR Stephen Hill, is reportedly "puking his way through practice". I kid you not:   http://www.nj.com/jets/index.ssf/2014/08/stephen_hill_perhaps_in_final_days_with_jets_puking_his_way_through_practices.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.nj.com/jets/index.ssf/2014/08/stephen_hill_perhaps_in_final_days_with_jets_puking_his_way_through_practices.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.nj.com/jets/index.ssf/2014/08/stephen_hill_perhaps_in_final_days_with_jets_puking_his_way_through_practices.html

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    Hey, Texas queen. Why is he puking? Is it conditioning?

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    No Millie girl, it is lack of conditioning... long after everyone else is in shape.

     
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         Jests 2nd round bust from from two years ago, WR Stephen Hill, is reportedly "puking his way through practice". I kid you not:   http://www.nj.com/jets/index.ssf/2014/08/stephen_hill_perhaps_in_final_days_with_jets_puking_his_way_through_practices.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.nj.com/jets/index.ssf/2014/08/stephen_hill_perhaps_in_final_days_with_jets_puking_his_way_through_practices.html

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    LOL!

    They tried to trade that bust this offseason. It simply cannot be made up.  It just can't.

    Where are Ducasse and Joe McKnight?

     
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    No Millie girl, it is lack of conditioning... long after everyone else is in shape.

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         Hey Port...is Mike mad at me again???  LOL!!!!    

     
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         Jests 2nd round bust from from two years ago, WR Stephen Hill, is reportedly "puking his way through practice". I kid you not:   http://www.nj.com/jets/index.ssf/2014/08/stephen_hill_perhaps_in_final_days_with_jets_puking_his_way_through_practices.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.nj.com/jets/index.ssf/2014/08/stephen_hill_perhaps_in_final_days_with_jets_puking_his_way_through_practices.html" rel="nofollow">http://www.nj.com/jets/index.ssf/2014/08/stephen_hill_perhaps_in_final_days_with_jets_puking_his_way_through_practices.html

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    LOL!

    They tried to trade that bust this offseason. It simply cannot be made up.  It just can't.

    Where are Ducasse and Joe McKnight?

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    Are they paying him to play elsewhere like BB and RasI? Bwahahaha! Where are they? Hmmm .... not sure... federal pen? Bwahahaha! IIt's OK, through, if they cut him I'm sure that they will keep him on speed dial like BB and TK.

    #QueenieBludgeonedAgain

     
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    Who throws more ints this year Eli or smith?  25 is the over under by my calculations.  I say Eli at 25

     

     

    Now you got the easy part done telling me about it.

    Does that handshaped bruise on your back hurt?

    But, but I'm a good poster!

     
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    No Millie girl, it is lack of conditioning... long after everyone else is in shape.

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         Hey Port...is Mike mad at me again???  LOL!!!!    

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    Bahwa

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    No Millie girl, it is lack of conditioning... long after everyone else is in shape.

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         Hey Port...is Mike mad at me again???  LOL!!!!    

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    Bahwa

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    Hey Doug, rather than living on the Jets fan board, and coming here posting about the Jets, why don't you go over to the Tommy Kelley thread and admit how wrong you were? you trashed everyone on that thread, yet it was you that was wrong. now go ahead and start your back pedal telling everyone how you weren't wrong about Kelley.

     
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         More Jests comedy, via this article from the NY Daily News:

    Rex Ryan’s suspect secondary is littered with issues that might expose an otherwise stout defense.The litany of worries entering the season opener in a little more than a week is wide-ranging: Dee Milliner (ankle), Antonio Allen (head), Dimitri Patterson (head case) and Kyle Wilson (Kyle Wilson).

     

    Despite all those legitimate concerns, the Jets are rallying around their cornerbacks, hell-bent on proving that the rest of the NFL has it all wrong about these guys on the back end.

     

    “I’ll take our secondary over anybody, no matter the condition,” linebacker Demario Davis, one of the respected voices in the locker room, told the Daily News in the run-up to the preseason finale against the Eagles on Thursday. “I feel like the media and the rest of the league make a big deal about our secondary. But I look at it like they’re underrated. I know what they can do. When it’s time to shine, I think they’ll make the plays we need them to make.”

     

    Davis isn’t alone in his belief that the defense’s obvious weak link on paper will be able to hold up its end of the bargain when the regular season begins Sept. 7 against the Raiders.

     

    Ryan’s defensive backfield became chaotic after Milliner and third-round rookie Dex McDougle suffered injuries on the same day in training camp. Allen’s concussion in the third preseason game coupled with Patterson’s no-show and subsequent team-issued suspension have raised questions about whether the secondary can survive in the face of a string of powerful passing offenses in the first half of the season.

     

    Davis says he likes Jets secondary despite group’s troubles. "They got my full support no matter who’s out there,” defensive lineman Sheldon Richardson told The News. “Even if it’s (sixth-round rookie) Brandon Dixon. So it doesn’t really matter to me. Guys get beat game in and game out, practice play in and play out. So it’s really not that big of a deal like it’s never happened before. Just got to come back the next play and make a play.”

     

    Ryan will rest Darrin Walls and Wilson on Thursday. Ellis Lankster and recently acquired journeyman LeQuan Lewis will be the starting cornerbacks in Philly.

     

    “Sometimes, an opportunity presents itself that maybe normally wouldn’t,” Ryan said. “You end up finding a diamond in the rough, so to speak. It’s happened. I’ve been on teams that have had a ton of injuries in the secondary.”

     

    Ryan has remained optimistic when it would be easy to second-guess general manager John Idzik’s curious decision not to sign one of the quality veteran cornerbacks on the market during free agency. After all, the Jets are sitting on more than $21 million of salary-cap space, according to NFLPA records.

     

    Patterson’s peculiar behavior in the past week simply magnified the GM’s offseason misstep. Meanwhile, perennial Pro Bowler Darrelle Revis, who wanted a reunion with his former team, looks like his typical dominant self this summer.

    LOL!!!

     

     

     

     
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    http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/11423253/dimitri-patterson-says-new-york-jets-awol-allegations-completely-false" rel="nofollow">http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/11423253/dimitri-patterson-says-new-york-jets-awol-allegations-completely-false

    LOL!!

    Patterson is now disputing the facts.   Priceless.

     
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    http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/11423253/dimitri-patterson-says-new-york-jets-awol-allegations-completely-false" rel="nofollow">http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/11423253/dimitri-patterson-says-new-york-jets-awol-allegations-completely-false" rel="nofollow">http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/11423253/dimitri-patterson-says-new-york-jets-awol-allegations-completely-false

    LOL!!

    Patterson is now disputing the facts.   Priceless.

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    Tommy Kelly: Tampa Bay Buccaneer

     
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    http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/11423253/dimitri-patterson-says-new-york-jets-awol-allegations-completely-false" rel="nofollow">http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/11423253/dimitri-patterson-says-new-york-jets-awol-allegations-completely-false" rel="nofollow">http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/11423253/dimitri-patterson-says-new-york-jets-awol-allegations-completely-false" rel="nofollow">http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/11423253/dimitri-patterson-says-new-york-jets-awol-allegations-completely-false" rel="nofollow">http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/11423253/dimitri-patterson-says-new-york-jets-awol-allegations-completely-false

    LOL!!

    Patterson is now disputing the facts.   Priceless.

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    Tommy Kelly: Tampa Bay Buccaneer

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    He was traded already? Wow.

    You sure are all over it.

     
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    http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/11423253/dimitri-patterson-says-new-york-jets-awol-allegations-completely-false" rel="nofollow">http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/11423253/dimitri-patterson-says-new-york-jets-awol-allegations-completely-false" rel="nofollow">http://espn.go.com/new-york/nfl/story/_/id/11423253/dimitri-patterson-says-new-york-jets-awol-allegations-completely-false

    LOL!!

    Patterson is now disputing the facts.   Priceless.

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    Yes, a player disputing the management's claims. that is priceless. It's OK, though. They are keeping him on speed dial. Bwahahahahahahahaha!

     
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         CB is the Achilles' Heel to an otherwise formidable Jests' defense: http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/jets/cornerbacks-center-jets-concerns-article-1.1922106

     
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