Who are the biggest TURKEYS in the NFL, includg current and ex-pats?

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    Who are the biggest TURKEYS in the NFL, includg current and ex-pats?

    with thanksgiving upon us, got me thinking about the likes of TO (despite that lucky catch and game last week), Michael Vick, Shawn Springs, Derrick Burgess, Richard Seymour, Ellis Hobbs, Rex Ryan, Plaxico Burress, Donte Stallworth, and so forth! Who say you and Y?.....
     
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    After today, i would add the NY AINTS/ giants!
     
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    Joey Porter
     
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    Ochocinco (Shut Up with the
    "cool" stunts)
     
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    with thanksgiving upon us, got me thinking about the likes of TO (despite that lucky catch and game last week), Michael Vick, Richard Seymour, Ellis Hobbs, Rex Ryan, Plaxico Burress, Donte Stallworth, and so forth! Who say you and Y?.....
    Posted by bubbakilla


    Richard Seymour?  You're kidding.  What did he ever do but give the Pats years of professional service without complaining? And Hobbs?  So he had a down year but did he kill dogs, shoot himself and go to jail?  Stupid to add those 2. 
     
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    ocho stinko would be on my list, too
    i'd also add ray (killer) lewis and suggs the thug.
    porter and rex ryan are tied as the biggest non-performing braggarts in the league.

    stallworth and TO deserve an honorable mention, even though TO (thankfully) has been quiet this year.
    Can I submit the jests entire team as a turkey?

    i'm on a roll now...
    leon and togah for sure in our little world.
    manweenie, the worst coach in the  NFL.
    i'd also fit ex-chief johnson in there somewhere.
    that tattooed clown TE formerly of the giants, currently playing for the saints.

    ex-pats?
    ken "game day" simms, in the pats hall of shame, anyhow.
    that a-hole terry "tool" glen.
    tony "girly man" eason; turkey hall of fame,  for sure.
    eugene chung, currently employed in the car wash industry, 13th overall pick 1992, never played a down in the NFL.
    rod "hot dog" shoate, currently incarcerated.
    chad "thick as a brick" jackson
    bethel "whuzzat?" johnson
    andy "don't touch me" katzenmoyer
    chris "the dancing fool" canty
    reggie "whodat?" dupard (1st round, 1986)
    trevor "big wuss" matich. 28th overall pick, for a career backup.
    i'll have to stop at 1980.

     
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    In Response to Who are the biggest TURKEYS in the NFL, includg ex-pats? : Richard Seymour?  You're kidding.  What did he ever do but give the Pats years of professional service without complaining? And Hobbs?  So he had a down year but did he kill dogs, shoot himself and go to jail?  Stupid to add those 2. 
    Posted by BrooklineRob


    I agree with you.  Seymour did hold out, but I don't think that puts him on the list.  Hobbs played through injuries with us, was a very good return guy, but just an average DB.  That doesn't put him on the biggest turkey list.  Perhaps if we were discussing the top plays that ripped the heart out of us fans...
     
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    Ohio Pats fan here, you never got to see the real pre-injury Katzenmoyer, he was a stud, neck injuries took out his career, not lack of talent
     
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    Ohio Pats fan here, you never got to see the real pre-injury Katzenmoyer, he was a stud, neck injuries took out his career, not lack of talent
    Posted by slakrking


    I'm sure he was a stud in college but he was a dud here. I know it was all about neck injuries but I'm just looking at it from the perspective of what we got out of a highly touted 1st round pick and that, unfortunately,  was nada!

    Too bad. He could have been a contender. 
     
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    Rex "The Hutt" Ryan
    Jay "Gerber Baby" Cutler
    Flozell "Leg Whip" Adams
    Al "The Cadaver" Davis
    John "I s.u.c.k. as a broadcaster" Gruden
    .................LEON!!!!!!!!!!!!

     
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    Why has no one mentioned John Madden??
     
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    Chris Henry for being a dirtbag. Marvin Harrison for shooting Eugene Chung at the Carwash. Rex Ryan.....I never hear word from Coughlin.
     
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    I guess I was wrong, Madden has just been added!!!
     
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    If we're gonna talk ex-patriots, allow me to add a couple of butterfingered chokers to the list. Asante Samuel and Reche Caldwell.
     
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    Cryin Ryan
    Eli Manning
    Mike Singletary
    Matt Ryan
    Jay Cutler
    Eric Mangina

    The Pats ability to pressure opposing QB's
     
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    ocho stinko would be on my list, too i'd also add ray (killer) lewis and suggs the thug. porter and rex ryan are tied as the biggest non-performing braggarts in the league. stallworth and TO deserve an honorable mention, even though TO (thankfully) has been quiet this year. Can I submit the jests entire team as a turkey? i'm on a roll now... leon and togah for sure in our little world. manweenie, the worst coach in the  NFL. i'd also fit ex-chief johnson in there somewhere. that tattooed clown TE formerly of the giants, currently playing for the saints. ex-pats? ken "game day" simms, in the pats hall of shame, anyhow. that a-hole terry "tool" glen. tony "girly man" eason; turkey hall of fame,  for sure. eugene chung, currently employed in the car wash industry, 13th overall pick 1992, never played a down in the NFL. rod "hot dog" shoate, currently incarcerated. chad "thick as a brick" jackson bethel "whuzzat?" johnson andy "don't touch me" katzenmoyer chris "the dancing fool" canty reggie "whodat?" dupard (1st round, 1986) trevor "big wuss" matich. 28th overall pick, for a career backup. i'll have to stop at 1980.
    Posted by unclealfie


    COme on unclealfie, you missed a big one. What about Hart Lee Dykes? A first round pick in 1989 and done two years later!

    This sentence from wikipedia is classic:

    "He played two solid seasons but his career was cut short when he fractured his kneecap [1] and because of an eye injury which occurred during a bar room fight with teammate Irving Fryar in 1990."

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hart_Lee_Dykes
     
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    No mention of PolianUS????
     
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    How 'bout the Tuna?   Bill "I'll negotiate with the jets during the Super Bowl and fly off on a different plane and not address the team" Parcells.

    ...I don't know 'bout you but that has always stuck with me...





     
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    In Response to Who are the biggest TURKEYS in the NFL, includg ex-pats? : Richard Seymour?  You're kidding.  What did he ever do but give the Pats years of professional service without complaining? And Hobbs?  So he had a down year but did he kill dogs, shoot himself and go to jail?  Stupid to add those 2. 
    Posted by BrooklineRob



    Agree, Richard and Hobbs Cannot be compared with the those other guys. In fact i think Seymour was as good as a "patriot" as you can get.


     
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    In Response to Re: Who are the biggest TURKEYS in the NFL, includg ex-pats? : southnpatsfan and ALL : John Madden ... too funny.   Now, idk IF this is some kind of Thanksgiving Day Tradition when the Football Announcers themselves, feast on a Turkey-day meal, BUT I recall watching a Thanksgiving Game a couple years back and they zoomed in on Madden's Turkey (I say "Madden alone", because ya knew he could have downed that bird himself)-Anyway, The turkey had like 8 or 9 drumsticks attached to it ...  Again idk, about the meal or IF the bird always looks like that, but all I can say is f'ing disgusting .  Gotta Ask:  Were the drumsticks sewed on in some way (which isn't oo bad), OR, Please dear god no-Was the bird actually genetically bred in some way, shape, form or fashion with these multiple appendages (honestly, I really don't know)?  Cause Look, I can handle certain things in this life-poor starving children, people hurting small innocent animals...BUT I CANNOT take even the mere notion of John Madden's gluttony as he sloppily stuffs the greasy carcass of genetic freak bred from the 3-Mile Island Turkey Laboratory down his gullet.  Again...Just to make myself clear so I don't come off as cold-hearted and more warped than usual:  Turkey Disfigurement=grounds for imprisonment for breeder, exile for consumer.  Mass Murder=ehh, not so bad.  who? what? why?  See, too many competing contingencies for understanding the act and therefore absolvement...Final reiteration here:  Feasting on mutant turkeys is an unforgivable act and a stoneable offense in my world while slaughtering baby puppies is way further down the scale of criminality...are we clear ALL ? 
    Posted by LazarusintheSanatorium


    Hmmm.... Do we have a bit of a madden obesssion here?

    I find that people either love or hate madden. I love the guy. He has passion for for the game (unlike al michaels for example, who I suspect is actually a talking store mannikin). He also has more football knowledge in any one of his chins than most any other NFL coach. He's in the HOF, and still has the highest winning percentage ever.

    I also was in the minority in liking jerry glanville and howard cosell. But that's just me.
     
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    How 'bout the Tuna?   Bill "I'll negotiate with the jets during the Super Bowl and fly off on a different plane and not address the team" Parcells. ...I don't know 'bout you but that has always stuck with me...
    Posted by harleyroadking103


    Thanks for that reminder.....no revenge was ever sweeter than when BB came to the podium in NY and told a stunned audience that he WASNT accepting the Jets job after all.........Karma is a Beeyatch!!!
     
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    How 'bout the Tuna?   Bill "I'll negotiate with the jets during the Super Bowl and fly off on a different plane and not address the team" Parcells. ...I don't know 'bout you but that has always stuck with me...
    Posted by harleyroadking103


    Harley,  I posted a bunch of stuff about this a couple of days ago. I still say the Pat's would have had an excellent chance to win that Super bowl if Parcells was more prepared for the game rather than lining up his next job.
     
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