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Why _________ would perish during a zombie outbreak.

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    Why _________ would perish during a zombie outbreak.

    This one's just for fun, feel free to add or dispute!

    Laz would perish because he would try to impress them with his command of the English language. Sorry Laz, zombies don't appreciate literary skills.

    NEGame would perish because she would be too busy laughing her CLAO at Brett Favre's junk pic to notice the hordes approaching to make her untimely demise.

    TexasPat would perish because he would make the fatal mistake of pausing to post this weeks picks.
     
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    JBolt would perish because he'd scream out that they have the best offense and defense in the league and assume that was good enough to survive

    Mighty would perish pointing out the trolls in the zombie crowd
     
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    MVP KIlla -WOULD NOT PERISH, he would pizz the zombies off with insults and stats and they would run the other way.

    Lazsantorium-Would not Perish, after a guest speaking engagement with the zombies, they would make him an honored member or stuff body parts in his mouth.

    HarleyRoadKing-Would not perish, they would enslave him to fix the motor scooters and teach them to ride to capture long haired flesh rotting women, the fun kind of course.

    Leon-would not perish, he would just keep reinventing himself, confusing the zombies, sort of like Rex Ryan.

    TCal- would not perish, the zombies would use him to post pictures.

    All of the Jets trolls would not persih due to the fact they are the zombies.


     
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    Sorry dude I'll mow 'em down and shoot them with my shotgun like Arnold in Terminator.


    Unclealfie would not perish he would become the zombies *bitch
     
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    Reg22 would perish because no one likes a troll.
     
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    Mbeaulie07,Faucetman,MordeaiBloodmoon,KyleCleric 2, Zbellino and Tagandtrade would all perish because of their refusal to Draft any of the Zombies in the early rounds.
     
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    Maroney would perish for what else...dancing. Zombies don't dance.
     
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    Rusty would perish but then he wouldnt admit he had been bit by a zombie and would most likely meet up with some other "survivors" only to argue and debate the fact that he would at some point become a zombie and then he would refuse to admit that all the way up till he turned and killed anyone near him....Yea that just happened lol
    Posted by MVPkilla4life


    Oh really, "Killa", is that what would happen?  What a rube, someone's got insecurity issues.  Why don't you go off with your friend Underdoggg since you guys agree on everything. 

    What are you in 5th grade? 

    I am clearly smarter than you.  Quit embarressing yourself by trying to debate me. 
     
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    Jerry Springer would not perish even zombies have standards.
     
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    I didn't realize you could write your own headline even in replies, but nobody will notice this

    The moderators would probably perish because they thought they could censor the zombies from existence for foul language that's not "family-friendly"

    ZBellino and Laz would not perish because they probably have well-thought out plans that are very well written.

    Methinks that P-Mike would perish because the zombies would not appreciate his snide, snark, but witty sense of humor.

    I do believe that Leon is already a zombie.

    Underdogggg would sacrifice his life trying to save Peyton Manning.  Bill Polian would perish because he couldn't change the rules to prevent the zombies from making contact with him - similarly, the Colts receiving corps would also perish.

    I wouldn not perish... for about the 15 or 20 seconds that I'm in shape enough to run.  Then my lazy a** is done, but I look forward to using my sprinting speed and zombie-infinite-stamina to infect the rest of you!
     
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    That was just my attempt to impersonate Russ by the way.

     
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    Doggs car is on cinderblocks in front of his trailer, which is also on cinder blocks...  he would probably pull a Peyton, pout and wait until Bill Polian could get with the competition commitee to review the rules regarding illegal touching by the zombies.
     
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xIS8RIiaUI&feature=channel
     
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    Peyton Manning would surely perish, as he would be mistaken as a zombie - freakishly ugly face and all - and get his head axe-handled by the normal humans hunting zombies.
     
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    Dudes, GAME would perish because I'd throw her at the zombies. 


    Sorry, Game. In times like this, it's survival of the fittest. Plus, even when I'd probably be the last man on Earth you'd still not want to hook up with me. So, to avoid to rest of my eternity with blue b@11s, I'd just resolve the conflict. 


    Peyton wouldn't perish, he's Peyton Manning. He can do anything...except throw in the clutch and in cold snowy conditions. 
     
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    I fly the Apache.......nuff said. lol
     
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    I dont know if I would perish, but 5000+ rounds of ammo would help me stay up for a while and I have one helluva chainsaw too.
     
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    That was just my attempt to impersonate Russ by the way.
    Posted by themightypatriotz
    ....you almost had me there. EXCEPT it's not Underdoggg, it's Underoos. You also only used the word insecure once (at least twice)
     
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    I saw a store in Groton Connecticutt that sold motorcycles and chainsaws.  First place to go after the gun shop.
     
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    Ravensfanshateyou(Call me Ray) would perish because he's an idiot, even with dead brains the zombies would out smart him...
     
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    Brat Favre would perish, no wait he wouldn't, then again he might, yes definitely perish, ahhh let me get back to you on this, a definite maybe.
     
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    Junior Seau would perish, and then come back again, and perish again, and then come back again, and then perish again, and then come back for a little....

    Stay Tuned
     
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    Eli would escape the grasp of the zombies due to massive holding by his protectors.
     
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    I would have my Zombie Survival Guide- MVPkilla4life

    But the more serious question is what is your zombie fighting weapon of choice?- zbellino

    I have read Max Brooks' Zombie Survival Guide as well. I found it entertaining and full of useful info.  I will have to disagree with his high praise of the .22 cal for a zombie fighting weapon though. I can appreciate his comments concerning its light weight and report (bang) that is much quieter than other rifles. However I dispute the availability of ammo when compared to other popular calibers in the States. True .22 cal is more plentiful at stores that carry ammo but the weapons that utilize it are more plentiful as well so one can speculate that it will disappear off the shelves just as quickly. Also, having never tested it  myself, i'm not convinced of its capability to penetrate a human skull even at 100yds and am not willing to bet my life on it. The trajectory of the .22 cal requires a fair amount of sight adjustment or Kentucky-Windage when aquiring targets at different ranges as well.
         So my zombie fighting weapon of choice is my AK-74. There is no doubt that it can pentrate a skull at any distance within its effective range. The trajectory of the 5.45x39 round is much flatter than that of a .22 cal, even the 5.56(.223) as well. Therfore it requires much less compensation for ranging targets under 200 yds. It has a reliable design and is easy to maintain, hell I lubricate it with ATF fluid and it functions flawlessly. Availabilty of ammo is not an immediate concern because I make a point to keep 2160 rounds on hand at all times. Most stores in my area carry it and it's not a common rifle around here.  I haven't seen one for sale in any store and i'm the only one at my gun club that shoots one.  On top of all that my rifle has a folding buttstock making it very suitable for shooting from a vehicle or CQC.
         My AK-74 may be  twice as loud and weigh twice as much as my Ruger 10-22 but it's a fair trade-off for the piece of mind it brings.
     
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    Speaking of AK-47s, did the Brady Bill finally expire so we are free to buy any guns we want?
     
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