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  1. You have chosen to ignore posts from helterskelter. Show helterskelter's posts

    Your Wife

    leaves you for tom brady what do you do?
     
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    In Response to Your Wife:
    [QUOTE]leaves you for tom brady what do you do?
    Posted by helterskelter[/QUOTE]

    I've done all of these things already.....was I supposed to wait until she leaves with Tom first? Woops:(
     
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    Ask for a 3-way, can't beat 'em, join 'em (maybe even ask about Gisele)
     
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    In Response to Re: Your Wife:
    [QUOTE]Ask for a 3-way, can't beat 'em, join 'em (maybe even ask about Gisele)
    Posted by Wingnut11[/QUOTE]

    u would have to have one hellva wifey.
     
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Your Wife : u would have to have one hellva wifey.
    Posted by akius[/QUOTE]

    Well, if she left ME for Tom, that doesn't make her a helluva good wife.
    My point was I would try to make the best of it.

    And no, soooooo NOT a Jets fan.
     
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    In Response to Re: Your Wife:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Your Wife : I've done all of these things already.....was I supposed to wait until she leaves with Tom first? Woops:(
    Posted by mthurl[/QUOTE]

    lolz

    You are being sarcastic, right?
     
  7. You have chosen to ignore posts from JohnHannahrulz. Show JohnHannahrulz's posts

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    Get her to get a ummmmm.....sample of DNA and create an entire army of future draft eligible kids, become their agent and watch the money roll in.


    Seriously though, would Tom leave his rich supermodel wife for anyone ?
     
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    If my ex had left me for TB or any of you I'd have been partied like it was 1999.
     
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     Use it  as my sob story- pick up line at singles bars.
     
  10. You have chosen to ignore posts from harleyroadking11. Show harleyroadking11's posts

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    I would say "why the move downward...no-one is better than the KING"




    ...actually I would ask for an autograph
     
  11. You have chosen to ignore posts from PatsEng. Show PatsEng's posts

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    Ask him for a lifetime season ticket package and call it a fair trade.

    BTW I don't have a wife so I would really get away with highway robbery on that one
     
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    I'd be so proud of my wife. Me and Tom Brady are eskimo brothers, I feel so accomplished in life. =D
     
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    u forgot the last choice... send your sister to CC!
     
  14. You have chosen to ignore posts from Cyberknot. Show Cyberknot's posts

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    He already did. Come back Giselle! All is forgiven.
     
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    In Response to Re: Your Wife:
    [QUOTE]My wife and I having a plan in the works where she gets knocked up via Tom Brady...I am ok with this so long as its a boy and i get to raise him as my own son LOL!!!! Creepy? I think not lol
    Posted by MVPkilla4life[/QUOTE]

    Hahah...good idea, and then he can go on to be a big nfl star making daddy lots of cash!! Do it for daddy!
     
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    What can you do should that ever happen?
    A) Take it as a loss and make an honest attempt to move on
    B) Take it as a complement that a Future Hall of fame QB has the same taste in woman you do
    C) Say the hell with it and kill Tom Brady and risk all of New England (and the many fans outside of New England) giving you the Frankenstein treatment
     
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    In Response to Re: Your Wife:
    [QUOTE]What can you do should that ever happen? A) Take it as a loss and make an honest attempt to move on B) Take it as a complement that a Future Hall of fame QB has the same taste in woman you do C) Say the hell with it and kill Tom Brady and risk all of New England (and the many fans outside of New England) giving you the Frankenstein treatment
    Posted by Rodimus77[/QUOTE]
     You could choose C, and then move to new jersey and live like a king.  
     
  18. You have chosen to ignore posts from jaytf25. Show jaytf25's posts

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    Season tickets and passes to away games.
     
  19. You have chosen to ignore posts from Stommmper. Show Stommmper's posts

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    Take pictures of Brady's winkie (aka Farve) and feet, then have Rex Ryan shoot a new video Kiss
     
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    That would be fine with me. I would then finally be able to take the women that simulate fell@tio with their finger towards me up on their offer.
     
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    Change all the locks, get new phone #, and start going to the gym 5 times a week.
     
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    If you can work out an arrangement with Brady and Kraft whereby you get season tickets and a shopping spree at Patriots Place it's a pretty good deal IMO.
     
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    In Response to Re: Your Wife:
    [QUOTE]If you can work out an arrangement with Brady and Kraft whereby you get season tickets and a shopping spree at Patriots Place it's a pretty good deal IMO.
    Posted by ShiningWizard[/QUOTE]


    Take Giselle with my compensation pick.
     
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    Re: Your Wife

    Can't this survey be one in a series of events, because that's really how I'd picture it unfolding for me at least: 

    Wake up, cry & get vengeful...
    Call 2-bit lawyer, sue for alimony & one of Tom's cars...
    Drive to bookstore, get stalking book...ask my lawyer if he can get tom's autograph while he's at it...
    Trade in Tom's BMW for same make, model & color BMW (but just costs 20k more), buy hairpiece, & cruise local colleges for abduct-- dates...
    Phone sport's show from b'mer, complain about tom's hair...
    Pull out Krusty, my vacuum cleaner, & treat "her" to romantic porn flic on DVD- Me, in my snuggie...
    After Krusty (GOD! Who would even THINK of that name?)-After Krusty tells me that she thinks that we should see other people (* doorbell-Hey! It's Brian Hoyer)-Hoyer: "I'll have Krusty back before next tuesday...don't wait up (Whooshes her out the door, Krusty, with stars in her eyes).
    Go on Internet=Asian Sex Sla--Bride ("BRIDE," as your added say)...Get turned down ("Not nearly tooo Booku," they all say lol'ing)...
    Watch Taxi Driver til they have to break down door & take me away... 
     
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