I don't feel the way the Boston Globe's danno does about the bottle rocket clemens..I hope the bottle isn't retried on perjury to congress, but instead is tried for assault against mike pizza, which was a blatant act of roid rage by the roidger.
 http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e56d575bc6/the-reflex-or-the-roids-roger-clemens-from-mractober