Re: A Realistic Look at 2011: Part II
posted at 5/26/2011 6:07 PM EDT
Being the narcissistic self absorbed soul I am, I want to personally take credit for Carl Crawford's turnaround.
Until I started posting that I had come to the conclusion that the RS weren't smarter than me and that the contract was a bad one, he couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat.
Since I started, I think you can all see the results of my negative energy turning into positive results for yourselves. This is my doing, according to me.
But being a loyal RS fan I won't stop here.
I promise to start OP after OP about Crawford. I will now call him Crawbust. I will exaggerate his every flaw and ignore any accomplishment. And I promise not to stop no matter how well he plays. I'll call for him to be traded to NL or DFA'ed. I'll even make fun of his MLBPA membership and trash his agent.
Any day that does not work I will not let you all down! No sir! I will start a inflammatory thread about another topic and then flip the topic back to Crawbust. No matter how big a tool and a fool it makes me appear, nothing will stop me in my dedication to the RS. I promise to ridicule Crawbust all the way to the WS.
With so many other members of the roster already so well covered with similar behavior it is my hope that this will ensure yet another trip to the WS. My commitment is absolute. Should I get banished, I will come back again. And again. And again.
Nothing will deter me in doing my part to get the RS another WS ring! Certainly not logic or good taste.
Go Sox (except for 25% of the roster, the GM and the manager!)