Anything in the MLB Constitution and By-Laws that says the Sox can't sign ZILLAGOD to the starting rotration?

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    Anything in the MLB Constitution and By-Laws that says the Sox can't sign ZILLAGOD to the starting rotration?

     Take a good look!
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    Who in MLB is going to crowd the plate against this  giant, mutant dinosaur with rough, bumpy charcoal-blue scales, a long powerful tail,  and jagged, bone-colored dorsal fins. Radar guns won't be able to calculate how fast he is throwing. Pitch count, forget it. 5 man rotation, forget it. He pitches 9 innings/ 162 games a year.
    Contract? Not necessary. Just keep ZILLAGOD happy by feeding him Yankees fans every day.

     
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    Re: Anything in the MLB Constitution and By-Laws that says the Sox can't sign ZILLAGOD to the starting rotration?




    They are currently looking at a lefthanded dynamo who is coached by Princess Leia. Hell of a fastball , good curve....but a little wild.
     
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    Re: Anything in the MLB Constitution and By-Laws that says the Sox can't sign ZILLAGOD to the starting rotration?

    Better than Lackey?
     
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    Re: Anything in the MLB Constitution and By-Laws that says the Sox can't sign ZILLAGOD to the starting rotration?

    As of the latest reports, the scouts are saying "Better than Lackey" refers to most any player who has ever pitched....living, dead or otherwise.

     
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    Re: Anything in the MLB Constitution and By-Laws that says the Sox can't sign ZILLAGOD to the starting rotration?

    LOL!
    Better than John,"Way Back Wasdin"?
     
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    Re: Anything in the MLB Constitution and By-Laws that says the Sox can't sign ZILLAGOD to the starting rotration?

    You can see the intelligence in Zillagod's eyes. Why waste him on the mound when he can take Francoma's place at the helm.

    By season's end I can see Zillagod triumphantly leading the Sox to another world series and dating Kim Kardashian.
     
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    Re: Anything in the MLB Constitution and By-Laws that says the Sox can't sign ZILLAGOD to the starting rotration?

    I'm just sayin', I think, despite his imposing 50-60 foot stature, Zill has extermely stubby arms that he can't really use for anything but fending off fighter jets and Mothras.  i doubt he could really find a good release point for an off-speed pitch.  though, I imagine he could possibly make up for it with some heretofore unseen grips, like the 3 claw fastball.
     
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    Re: Anything in the MLB Constitution and By-Laws that says the Sox can't sign ZILLAGOD to the starting rotration?

    I like the idea! But who's gonna catch him?
     
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    Re: Anything in the MLB Constitution and By-Laws that says the Sox can't sign ZILLAGOD to the starting rotration?

    please. Look at Z's bacne and awful temper!! He's obviously on roids.
     
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    Re: Anything in the MLB Constitution and By-Laws that says the Sox can't sign ZILLAGOD to the starting rotration?

    nice, Dice-K had the Gyroball....Zill has the Pyroball...

     
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    Re: Anything in the MLB Constitution and By-Laws that says the Sox can't sign ZILLAGOD to the starting rotration?

    In Response to Re: Anything in the MLB Constitution and By-Laws that says the Sox can't sign ZILLAGOD to the starting rotration?:
    [QUOTE]You can see the intelligence in Zillagod's eyes. Why waste him on the mound when he can take Francoma's place at the helm. By season's end I can see Zillagod triumphantly leading the Sox to another world series and dating Kim Kardashian.
    Posted by tjwoods[/QUOTE]

    Please, Kim Kardashian!!! Sheesh! I like more classy women than that!

    But, the intelligence reference is right on. However Tito has nothing to worry about. Do you seriously think I want his job?....so all you armchair Einsteins can put me under the microscope everyday?
     

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