In Response to Re: Bench Coach Varitek right now!!:
Jesters aren't privy to resources provided to Officers of the Court. I never said the third party was a sideline reporter, junior. 
Posted by hankwilliamsjr

That would explain why you can't provide proof for your statements, wouldn't it?  Thank you.

"He'd also be a distraction, chasing the latest sideline sexpot reporter"

Then why would you say he'd be be chasing a sideline reporter around?

Answer: just to be a DB...