I don't care if Bradley is on the team either way. I've said that quite a few times this thread. 

In your defense, and buried in the "numerous times" he misplayed balls, you clearly showed in your comments that you don't care, either way, if Bradley starts the year in Boston or Portland or Pawtucket, either of the three ways.  

You though. You're mad.

You have made great points, until now. I've been laughing, the entire time I conceived of this lampooning thread. Me, though, couldn't be happier to know that, in just a few months, the popular Ellsbury is going to be replaced by the South Carolina guy who "numerous times misplayed balls before your very eyes on Portland".

On many fronts, this season is going to be one of the most entertaining in Red Sox history. I'm excited, as one can see from this thread.

I'm going to go down to FL and visit dustcover, and perhaps be joined by Amp. If dustcover approves it, I invite all of my many fans to join hating Soflaw for some secular fellowship down in the racist panhandle of FL.

THAT was your idea of a compliment?

If that's not a compliment, isn't calling you a stooge, a compliment?

Cool we all got to laugh at softlaws fake funny thread.

He did a good job entertaining us today.

Stooges are good at making stupidity comical. To the extend I've pulled a stooge from his "fantasy "realistic"" thread, I take no credit for that.

Well, I do have a Mo Howard avatar :)

Yes, you do. And to my single critic, "thou art a lame brain".

Oh and on the Ells and Bradley replacing him thing that would be fine with me.

Neither one of them are going to make a difference.

I disagree. You aren't fine with Bradley replacing Ells, even though, beyond "misplayed numerous balls and struggled in AA" you won't admit it.

I disagree, Bradley is what team baseball is all about, winning. He's a true leader, who has proven himself in team championship baseball. I believe he will become the leader of the Red Sox, and will provide the MLBPA member leadership that the Red Sox have been lacking. He will have to move up the MLBPA CBA service time to command the respect from the veteran players, but that will happen.

However, I don't just tolerate your opinion, I revere it. But I disagree with it.

I didn't need to work hard to figure out what you think. But I'm glad you are fine with it.

Curly and Shemp were equally skilled.

Shemp was just as good.