Breaking News: nhsteven announces sequel:`Some of The Protagonists II
posted at 7/12/2011 8:06 AM EDT
From the Associated Press:
Oscar winning producer and director nhsteven’s latest movie, Some of The Protagonists, has been compared by critics to Orson Wells’ cinematic masterpiece Citizen Kane. Nhsteven, however, exhausted, by a grueling schedule, said he will never work with actors again. He said that the reason he went 20 million dollars over budget was because all the actors were prima dona cry babies. Therefore, he has decided that in the sequel he will use only cartoon characters. The following will appear:
Micky Mouse
Homer Simpson
Popeye
Garfield
Charlie Brown Tweety Bird
Fat Albert
Bart Simpson
Mighty Mouse
Lucy van Pelt
Fred Flintstone
Pink Panther
Spiderman
Road Runner
Wile E. Coyote
Jolly Green Giant
Bugs Bunny
Olive Oyl
Daffy Duck
Donald Duck
Elmer Fudd
Wonder Woman
Batman
Superman
Goofy
Yogi Bear
George Jetson
Beavis
Butt-head
Mr. Magoo
Porky Pig
Eric Cartman
Boris Badenov
Natasha Fatale
Rocky
Bullwinkle
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Re: Breaking News: nhsteven announces sequel:`Some of The Protagonists II
posted at 7/12/2011 9:12 AM EDT

- DPapiOrtiz
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I'll take Superman.
Re: Breaking News: nhsteven announces sequel:`Some of The Protagonists II
posted at 7/12/2011 11:00 AM EDT
Re: Breaking News: nhsteven announces sequel:`Some of The Protagonists II
posted at 7/12/2011 11:03 AM EDT

- Hfxsoxnut
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I'll take Bugs Bunny, please.
Re: Breaking News: nhsteven announces sequel:`Some of The Protagonists II
posted at 7/12/2011 11:12 AM EDT
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posted at 7/12/2011 11:13 AM EDT

- Hfxsoxnut
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Re: Breaking News: nhsteven announces sequel:`Some of The Protagonists II
posted at 7/12/2011 11:22 AM EDT

- nhsteven
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Funny stuff; FWIW:
1. Roadrunner & Boris & Natasha were already used; no reason they can't be used again. (That goes for Foghorn Leghorn, Peter Griffin & Spongebob too.)
2. You need to hire a screenwriter, because I'm retired from it. Try Babe, he's good for edgy stuff.
Re: Breaking News: nhsteven announces sequel:`Some of The Protagonists II
posted at 7/12/2011 12:25 PM EDT

- Mr.Bump
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This is me:

Re: Breaking News: nhsteven announces sequel:`Some of The Protagonists II
posted at 7/12/2011 12:33 PM EDT

- summerof67
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I prefer to work with my co-star Sherman from now on.

Re: Breaking News: nhsteven announces sequel:`Some of The Protagonists II
posted at 7/12/2011 12:37 PM EDT

- nhsteven
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While you're at it, why don't you add :
Yippie, Yappi, Yahooey
Tennesee Tuxedo
Col. Bleep
Simon Bar Sinister
Magilla Gorilla
Casper
Beany & Cecil
Richochet Rabbit
Yosemite Sam
Quick Draw McGraw
Huckleberry Hound
SuperCar
Quagmire & Stewie Griffin from Family Guy
Sebastien The Crab
Mermaid Man & Barnacle Boy
Plankton & Patrick from Spongebob Sq Pants
Stan Smith (American DAD)
The entire cast of Ugly Americans & South Park
I created a monster.
Re: Breaking News: nhsteven announces sequel:`Some of The Protagonists II
posted at 7/12/2011 1:10 PM EDT

- summerof67
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Re: Breaking News: nhsteven announces sequel:`Some of The Protagonists II
posted at 7/12/2011 1:17 PM EDT

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I will be more than happy to be Archie.
Re: Breaking News: nhsteven announces sequel:`Some of The Protagonists II
posted at 7/12/2011 1:24 PM EDT

- Yoshimi25
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We should totally do a re-do of West Side Story...with a Sox fan and a Yankee fan falling in love..and totally do the whole dance routines...except the gang members can be ninjas and robots. Or..ninja robots. Or robot geisha. With guitars and a metal soundtrack...
I saw a really bad preview for a movie where the geisha actually sprouted tank treads and went up the side of a building....(she was a robot)....something to consider. Even better if we make the CGI really bad on purpose. If we get the Honorable Lizard to play himself, we may have a shot at a SyFy original movie.
I don't think we have any lady Yankee fans on here so the lead male role will have to go to one of our Yankee friends. We would just need to fill the leading lady role with one of our Lady Sox Friends. The rest of us could be robot gang memebers (they don't all need to be ninja/geisha..but I like the robot idea. I like the robot idea..so that will stay).
Steven...you have created a monster! Thank you for waking up our creative side!
Re: Breaking News: nhsteven announces sequel:`Some of The Protagonists II
posted at 7/12/2011 1:32 PM EDT
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Posted by summerof67
YES! Nice pull on the U-Dawg. I was going top post a similar pic had you not mind-melded with me and stole my under-thunder.
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posted at 7/12/2011 1:35 PM EDT

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This is beavis: He is a hybrid of blue love bird and a red fox...

Re: Breaking News: nhsteven announces sequel:`Some of The Protagonists II
posted at 7/12/2011 1:36 PM EDT

- southpaw777
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How about this guy....

If I was a cartoon...This is def me..
Re: Breaking News: nhsteven announces sequel:`Some of The Protagonists II
posted at 7/12/2011 1:37 PM EDT
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We should totally do a re-do of West Side Story...with a Sox fan and a Yankee fan falling in love..and totally do the whole dance routines...except the gang members can be ninjas and robots. Or..ninja robots. Or robot geisha. With guitars and a metal soundtrack... I saw a really bad preview for a movie where the geisha actually sprouted tank treads and went up the side of a building....(she was a robot)....something to consider. Even better if we make the CGI really bad on purpose. If we get the Honorable Lizard to play himself, we may have a shot at a SyFy original movie. I don't think we have any lady Yankee fans on here so the lead male role will have to go to one of our Yankee friends. We would just need to fill the leading lady role with one of our Lady Sox Friends. The rest of us could be robot gang memebers (they don't all need to be ninja/geisha..but I like the robot idea. I like the robot idea..so that will stay). Steven...you have created a monster! Thank you for waking up our creative side!
Posted by Yoshimi25
Yoshimi, in a pinch, there is no reason why we can't get back to some good old Elizabethan theatrical aesthetic and have boys playing female roles. I am more than happy to done some make-up, a wig, a kimono, and some tank treads and play a robot geisha, if necessary. That is, if you don't assay the role yourself. I could also, though less convicingly, portray a Yankee fan ... but that would be a much more difficult stretch than a lady geisha robot.
Re: Breaking News: nhsteven announces sequel:`Some of The Protagonists II
posted at 7/12/2011 2:06 PM EDT

- nhsteven
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In Response to Re: Breaking News: nhsteven announces sequel:`Some of The Protagonists II : Yoshimi, in a pinch, there is no reason why we can't get back to some good old Elizabethan theatrical aesthetic and have boys playing female roles. I am more than happy to done some make-up, a wig, a kimono, and some tank treads and play a robot geisha, if necessary. That is, if you don't assay the role yourself. I could also, though less convicingly, portray a Yankee fan ... but that would be a much more difficult stretch than a lady geisha robot.
Posted by SpacemanEephus
How about a lady geisha robot that happens to be a Yankee fan?
Re: Breaking News: nhsteven announces sequel:`Some of The Protagonists II
posted at 7/12/2011 2:08 PM EDT
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In Response to Re: Breaking News: nhsteven announces sequel:`Some of The Protagonists II : How about a lady geisha robot that happens to be a Yankee fan?
Posted by nhsteven
now THAT is a monster movie.
Re: Breaking News: nhsteven announces sequel:`Some of The Protagonists II
posted at 7/12/2011 2:09 PM EDT
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In Response to Re: Breaking News: nhsteven announces sequel:`Some of The Protagonists II : now THAT is a monster movie.
Posted by SpacemanEephus
and I smell sequel: Zillagod vs. Lady Robot Geisha Yankee Fan
Re: Breaking News: nhsteven announces sequel:`Some of The Protagonists II
posted at 7/12/2011 2:09 PM EDT

- nhsteven
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LOL
Re: Breaking News: nhsteven announces sequel:`Some of The Protagonists II
posted at 7/12/2011 2:14 PM EDT
From Inside The Monster:
The Annual Red Sox Rookie Hazing

I have to admit, I love rookie hazing. From wearing tiny pink back packs to forcing foreign players who speak no English to dress up like Dorthy from The Wizzard of Ozz, it just never gets old for me.
The annual ritual appears to be getting more and more creative as the years go by, probably because Dusty is the one thinking of how to embarrass these rookies the most. This year's theme was "The Wizard of Oz.", in addition to Tazarwa as Dorthy, Josh Reddick dressed as Glinda the Good Witch, Dusty Brown could barely fit in his Scarecrow costume, which made it even more funny. Daniel Bard enjoyed his role as the Cowardly Lion...maybe a little too much. Michael Bowden took on the role as the Tin Man. Jed Lowrie was the Wicked Witch of the West. Since Lowrie doesn't have one full year of big league experience, he was forced to dress up again this year, you may remember that last year he was a character from the "High School Musical" series.
I can't imagine the horrible, horrible things Pedey is saying to these guys and making them do. I'm going to do some digging to find out what Dusty was forced to wear/do a few years back when he broke into the bigs.
Re: Breaking News: nhsteven announces sequel:`Some of The Protagonists II
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- summerof67
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In Response to Re: Breaking News: nhsteven announces sequel:`Some of The Protagonists II : YES! Nice pull on the U-Dawg. I was going top post a similar pic had you not mind-melded with me and stole my under-thunder.
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- southpaw777
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From Inside The Monster: Friday, September 18 The Annual Red Sox Rookie Hazing I have to admit, I love rookie hazing. From wearing tiny pink back packs to forcing foreign players who speak no English to dress up like Dorthy from The Wizzard of Ozz, it just never gets old for me. The annual ritual appears to be getting more and more creative as the years go by, probably because Dusty is the one thinking of how to embarrass these rookies the most. This year's theme was "The Wizard of Oz.", in addition to Tazarwa as Dorthy, Josh Reddick dressed as Glinda the Good Witch, Dusty Brown could barely fit in his Scarecrow costume, which made it even more funny. Daniel Bard enjoyed his role as the Cowardly Lion...maybe a little too much. Michael Bowden took on the role as the Tin Man. Jed Lowrie was the Wicked Witch of the West. Since Lowrie doesn't have one full year of big league experience, he was forced to dress up again this year, you may remember that last year he was a character from the "High School Musical" series. I can't imagine the horrible, horrible things Pedey is saying to these guys and making them do. I'm going to do some digging to find out what Dusty was forced to wear/do a few years back when he broke into the bigs.
Posted by fir.eballer58
he was a baby I believe FB58..lookin for the pics