Happy Star Wars day

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    Happy Star Wars day

    May the 4th be with you.
     
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    Re: Happy Star Wars day

    Happy Star Wars day

    posted at 5/4/2011 10:05 AM EDT
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    May the 4th be with you.

    "I made baseball as much fun as doing your taxes"
    Bill James

    LOL mojo..and Cinco de Mayo on the way!!!....
     
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    Re: Happy Star Wars day

    I don't recall that Obi Wan Kenobi had a lisp.

    What was the name of the Jedi master that wanted an awning over his front door?

    A: Obi wan' Canopy.

    Who was the Jedi master from Mayberry?

    A: You guessed it, Opey wan Kenobi

    Who was the fat brother of Obi Wan?

    A: Obese Wan Kenobi.

    I've got a million of 'em.

     
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    Re: Happy Star Wars day

    In Response to Re: Happy Star Wars day:
    [QUOTE]I don't recall that Obi Wan Kenobi had a lisp. What was the name of the Jedi master that wanted an awning over his front door? A: Obi wan' Canopy. Who was the Jedi master from Mayberry? A: You guessed it, Opey wan Kenobi Who was the fat brother of Obi Wan? A: Obese Wan Kenobi. I've got a million of 'em.
    Posted by ZILLAGOD[/QUOTE]

    One can only hope the other 999,997 are an upgrade  :)

    May the 4th be with you.....LOL
     
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    Re: Happy Star Wars day

    Skywalker's lunatic brother?

    Kook Skywalker.

    Who was the best shoplifter in Star Wars?

    "Hands" Solo.

    I can stop anytime you've had enough.

    The guy who vomits in Star Wars?

    You guessed it...Barf Later.

     
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    Re: Happy Star Wars day

    ok, here ya go Zill.....Tongue out
     
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    Re: Happy Star Wars day

    These are from the website:
    http://www.maniacworld.com/star_wars_jokes/Star_Wars_Jokes.html

     How to realize you're a redneck Jedi Knight:



    Your Jedi robe is camouflage.


    You ever uttered the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

    You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.

    You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.

    At least one wing of your X-wing is primer colored.

    You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.

    You describe the taste of an Ewok as "jus' like chicken."

    You have ever had a B-wing up on blocks in your yard.

    The worst part of spending time on planet Dagobah is "them dadgum skeeters."

    Wookies are offended by your B.O.

    You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you wouldn't have to wait for a commercial.

    Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot!"

    You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.

    You have a confederate flag painted on your flight helmet.

    You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

    You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

    You kinda think that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

    You have ever accidentally referred to Darth Vader's evil empire "them damn Yankees."

    You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

    In your opinion, that Cee-Threepio fellow "just ain't right."

    You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a Lazy-Boy recliner.

    The REAL reason you got into a fight in the cantina was because you ordered Bud Light...and they didn't have it.

    You knew Princess Leia was your sister all along.

     
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    Re: Happy Star Wars day

    I'll celebrate.

     
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    Re: Happy Star Wars day

    mrmojo, you are either a very funny guy, or you have a hell of a lot more spare time at work than I do.

    Loved every minute of it...it was a hoot!
     
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    Re: Happy Star Wars day

    In Response to Re: Happy Star Wars day:
    [QUOTE]mrmojo, you are either a very funny guy, or you have a hell of a lot more spare time at work than I do. Loved every minute of it...it was a hoot!
    Posted by ZILLAGOD[/QUOTE]

    As much as I'd like to take credit for those,I can't.It was a cut and paste from this website:
    http://www.maniacworld.com/star_wars_jokes/Star_Wars_Jokes.html

    If you get some time,you should take a look there.They have a ton of funny Star Wars jokes. 
     I meant to give the site credit but got distracted,but I'm changing that now. 
     
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    Re: Happy Star Wars day

    Great stuff, thanks.  My wife is going to love this--she loves puns and Star Wars. 
     

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