Hop on Pop

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    Hop on Pop

    UP
    PUP
    Pup is up.

    OPS
    Pop
    Who's got "pop"?

    Jed?
    Ped?
    Papi or Redd?





    (Extra base hits/ AB)

    Ortiz    13.6
    Sutton 13.0
    Youk    12.4
    AGon   11.7
    Redd    11.3
    Ellsb    11.2
    Salty   11.2
    VTek     9.6
    Pedey   9.5
    DMac    8.3
    Lowrie  8.1
    Craw     7.8
    Scutty  5.8
    Cam    5.3
    Drew   4.7
     
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    Re: Hop on Pop

    Pups have a pop.
    But he's usually a rover.
    Lavernway may have mop.
    Or he could be a flop.
    Hard to top Papi's pop.
    Well, back to my bebop.
     
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    It's hard to stop
    when you're on top

    Don't need no props
    when you're hittin' wops
     
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    Bud Black
     


    and Kevin Brown.







    Kevin Brown is upside down. 
     
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    In Response to Re: Hop on Pop:
    [QUOTE]Bud Black   and Kevin Brown.
    Posted by Sheriff-Rojas[/QUOTE]


    = FLOP CITY!
     
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    Bud & Vida
    Apple cider
    Black & Blue
    Brown's dues...
     
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    Roses Are Red
    White Are his Spikes
    For cryin out loud, just throw strikes!
     
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    There once was a man from Pawtucket
    Who kept all his cash in a bucket
    He came up with flash and flair
    He popped up in the air
    then he went 0-for-4, aw f-ck it
     
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    The Crawford
     (with apologies to Sir Edgar)
    Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
    Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten Sox lore,
    While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
    As of some one gently rapping, rapping like Jay-Z at my Fenway door
    "'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my Fenway door
    Only this tapper to the mound, and nothing more

    Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
    By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore.
    "Though thy Sox crest be shorn and shaven, thou," I said, "art sure no craven,
    Ghastly grim and ancient Ray man wandering from the Nightly shore -
    Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!"
    Quoth the Crawford, "Can't hit no more."

    Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl ball to hear discourse so plainly,
    Though its answer little meaning- little relevancy bore;
    For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
    Ever yet was blest with seeing Craw man above his Fenway door -
    Craw man or beast upon the sculptured bust above his Fenway door,
    With such frowning, he said, "Can't hit no more."

    But the Crawford, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only
    That one phrase, as if his soul in that one phrase he did outpour.
    Nothing further then he uttered- not a feather then he fluttered -
    Till I scarcely more than muttered, "other friends have hit before -
    On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before."
    Then the Crawford said, "Can't hit no more."

    Startled at the stillness broken bat by reply so aptly spoken,
    "Doubtless," said I, "what it utters is its only stock and store,
    Caught from some unhappy Ray master whom unmerciful Disaster
    Followed fast and followed faster till his groundouts one burden bore -
    Till the dirges of his Hope that melancholy burden bore
    Of Crawford saying, "Can't...Can't hit no more'"

    And the Crawford, never hitting, still not sitting, still not sitting
    On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my Fenway door;
    And his eyes have all the seeming of a Devil Rays that is dreaming,
    And the lamplight o'er him streaming throws badly his sad bat on the floor;
    And my soul from out that sad bat that lies floating like a beach ball
    Shall be swung on  -- "I told you, brotha, can't hit no more!!!!"

     
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    Plagarism

     
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    Breaching Poe
    Edgar's woe.
    I'll judge Crawfs
    in the Playoffs...
     
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    Play-off starters can you guess who?
    Beckett's a lock for game one,
    And maybe Jon Lester game two.
    What about this other John,
    What has he done?
    There are many ideas that Tito can field,
    While one may say he has playoff merit,
    He may get tossed away for this new Erik.
    But maybe his starts will have to yield,
    to the old reliable Timmy Wakefield.




     
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      ALL

    TALL


    We all are tall.







        
           
         ALL

    SMALL

    We all are small.



     
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    I do not like the Yankees,not at all




     I do not like them homering over the wall



    I do not like them here



    I do not like them there


     
    I do not like the Yankees anywhere




    I do not like the Bambino's curse


     
    I do not like Arod carrying his purse





    I do not like them in the spring




    I do not like them getting a ring




    I do not like them in the fall




    No,I do not like the Yankees



    No,not at all


     
     
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    crawford, drew, lugo, slackey, gagme = COW FLOP.

    THEO = TOP OF THE COW FLOP.

    pawsoxphil is cow flop.

     
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    [QUOTE]I do not like the Yankees,not at all  I do not like them homering over the wall I do not like them here I do not like them there   I do not like the Yankees anywhere I do not like the Bambino's curse   I do not like Arod carrying his purse I do not like them in the spring I do not like them getting a ring I do not like them in the fall No,I do not like the Yankees No,not at all  
    Posted by mrmojo1120[/QUOTE]

    and we have a WINNER!!!
    nice job mojo..pics and all..
     
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    [QUOTE]I do not like the Yankees,not at all  I do not like them homering over the wall I do not like them here I do not like them there   I do not like the Yankees anywhere I do not like the Bambino's curse   I do not like Arod carrying his purse I do not like them in the spring I do not like them getting a ring I do not like them in the fall No,I do not like the Yankees No,not at all  
    Posted by mrmojo1120[/QUOTE]

    Superb, SHeriff.

    Nicely done, my friend.



     
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    Good stuff. I didn't know we had so many creative writers here.
     
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    m
     
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    n
     
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    hahaha
     
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    In Response to Hop on Pop:
    [QUOTE]UP PUP Pup is up. OPS Pop Who's got "pop"? Jed? Ped? Papi or Redd? (Extra base hits/ AB) Ortiz    13.6 Sutton 13.0 Youk    12.4 AGon   11.7 Redd    11.3 Ellsb    11.2 Salty   11.2 VTek     9.6 Pedey   9.5 DMac    8.3 Lowrie  8.1 Craw     7.8 Scutty  5.8 Cam    5.3 Drew   4.7
    Posted by moonslav59[/QUOTE]

    Nice poetry reading.  I feel like I'm in a cambridge coffeehouse.

    One question, though.

    How can you have more than 1.000000 Extra base hit per at bat?  Is this the new Gammons numbering system?
     
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