How bad are the Houston Astros?

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    How bad are the Houston Astros?

    They're 1 1/2 games behind the LA Angels.  That's really bad. 

    Of course, one might be inclined to ask how the Angels, with all of their acquisitions, can only be 1.5 games ahead of the woebegone Astros.

     
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    Re: How bad are the Houston Astros?

    The Houston Astros have already taken two series from my beleaguered Seattle Mariners.

     
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    Re: How bad are the Houston Astros?

    well chum, I'd say about as bad as the Cleveland Indians wouldn't you agree?

     
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    Re: How bad are the Houston Astros?

    I live in Sugar Land, Texas now. The 'stros are horrible.

     
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    Re: How bad are the Houston Astros?

    Beyond bad.   Jose Altuve is their only player who would start on > 50% of their teams.

    Bud Norris is their ace.

    Ew.

     
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    Re: How bad are the Houston Astros?

    The Astros should bring back Clemens.    LOL

     

     
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    Re: How bad are the Houston Astros?

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    The Astros should bring back Clemens.    LOL


    and the other steroid guy, pettitte.

     



    That's funny mryazz.    ;)

    At least Pettitte remembers what he did.  Clemens claims that he misremembers.   LOL

     

     

     
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    Re: How bad are the Houston Astros?

    Lets see who can come up with the best punch line:

     

    The Houston Astros are sooooooooooooo bad ....

    (cue Match Game music)

     
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    Re: How bad are the Houston Astros?

    Q: Why are the Houston Astros starting pitchers like orphans?
    A: Because they don't know where home is!

     
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    Q: What song do Houston Astros fans sing before the bottom of the ninth inning?
    A: Nobody knows. There's never any of them left.

     
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    Q: Whats the difference between the Houston Astros and a mosquito?
    A: A mosquito stops sucking.

     
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    Q: What do the Houston Astros and possums have in common?
    A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

     
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    Re: How bad are the Houston Astros?

    In response to mryazz's comment:

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    Lets see who can come up with the best punch line:

     

    The Houston Astros are sooooooooooooo bad ....

    (cue Match Game music)

     



    the JETSON'S dog is suing them for using his name.

     



    nice

     

     
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    Re: How bad are the Houston Astros?

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    Q: What song do Houston Astros fans sing before the bottom of the ninth inning?
    A: Nobody knows. There's never any of them left.



    Q: What song do Houston Astros fans sing before the bottom of the ninth inning?

    A: Trick question, there are no Astros fans.

     
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    Q: Did you hear that Houston's baseball team doesn't have a website?
    A: They can't string three "Ws" together.

     
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    Q: What does the Houston Astros manager and Alex Trebek have in common?
    A: Both of there jobs are in Jeopardy.

     
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    Re: How bad are the Houston Astros?

    In response to SpacemanEephus' comment:

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    Q: What song do Houston Astros fans sing before the bottom of the ninth inning?
    A: Nobody knows. There's never any of them left.

     



    Q: What song do Houston Astros fans sing before the bottom of the ninth inning?

     

    A: Trick question, there are no Astros fans.


    LOL!

     
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    In response to 2004Idiot's comment:

    Q: Did you hear that Houston's baseball team doesn't have a website?
    A: They can't string three "Ws" together.



    so far, the winner

     
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    Re: How bad are the Houston Astros?

    In response to mryazz's comment:

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    Q: Did you hear that Houston's baseball team doesn't have a website?
    A: They can't string three "Ws" together.

     



    so far, the winner

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     



    i thought we were playing matchgame?

     



    hahaha, sorry to move the goalposts on you Yazzer.  No one said chatroom life was fair.

     
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