Lets have your best reasons why Alfredo Aceves is now the most interesting man in the world......

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    Lets have your best reasons why Alfredo Aceves is now the most interesting man in the world......

    International man of mystery, a riddle wrapped in a enigma; with wisdom too high and knowldege too deep for all of us. Women love him, men want to go to the plate against him--here are some small reasons from last night why he is now the most interesting man in the world. They're not bad, but I think we can find better.

     

    When he gets sent down to AAA, the AAA team gets Big League pay just because he's there.

    When a batter reaches base against him, he doesnt really reach base.

    Relief pitchers come into the game after him because THEY need the work.

    When he leaves Pawtucket, the entire city's IQ drops. (mryazz says)

     

     
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    If Alfredo Aceves were a beer, what beer would he be?

    Aceves would be a Dos Equis because he’s the most interesting man in the world.

     
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    Alfredo Aceves is a man of mystery.   LOL

     

     

     

     
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    He loves disco and idolizes Dennis Rodman. He once went fishing — and caught a pelican. His nicknames include “Ace”, “Chelly,” and “Patoncito” (translation: Little Big Foot). He married a woman that could be mistaken for a supermodel. He described dressing as the “Indian” from the Village People as “wonderful”. He once rode a pink bicycle with a wicker basket and blue and gold streamers from the locker room “to get to the field faster”. 

     
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    I doesn't always get pummeled during a sporting event, but when I do, I insist it be on the international stage....

    -Alfredo Aceves

     
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    Re: Lets have your best reasons why Alfredo Aceves is now the most interesting man in the world......

    In response to TheExaminer's comment:

    International man of mystery, a riddle wrapped in a enigma; with wisdom too high and knowldege too deep for all of us. Women love him, men want to go to the plate against him--here are some small reasons from last night why he is now the most interesting man in the world. They're not bad, but I think we can find better.

     

    When he gets sent down to AAA, the AAA team gets Big League pay just because he's there.

    When a batter reaches base against him, he doesnt really reach base.

    Relief pitchers come into the game after him because THEY need the work.

    When he leaves Pawtucket, the entire city's IQ drops. (mryazz says)

     



    There is only one "most interesting man in the world"

     

     
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    Re: Lets have your best reasons why Alfredo Aceves is now the most interesting man in the world......

    Because relative to 806, he is.

     
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    On his start sheet, ERA stands for Extra Rage from Aceves.

     
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    His dog doesnt beg, he collects.

     
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    Enigmatic and scary, definitely.  Interesting, maybe. 

     
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    Re: Lets have your best reasons why Alfredo Aceves is now the most interesting man in the world......

    He once threw a spiitter durring a intentional walk.

     
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    In response to maxbialystock's comment:

    Enigmatic and scary, definitely.  Interesting, maybe. 



    Thats what The Riddler has also been heard to say about him. 

     
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    In response to softlaw2's comment:

    Innings eater, who never eats Wakefield's potato salad between innings.



    "If he eats your potato salad, its because it was his."

     
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    He once threw a spiitter durring a intentional walk.



    ...and struck the batter out with it.

     
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    Re: Lets have your best reasons why Alfredo Aceves is now the most interesting man in the world......

    When the opposing team wants to retaliate for a bean ball, they let him throw at himself.

     
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    Its only a must win situation if he is on your team.

     
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    Re: Lets have your best reasons why Alfredo Aceves is now the most interesting man in the world......

    We agree, that Alfredo Aceves is the most interesting man in the world.

     

     
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    Re: Lets have your best reasons why Alfredo Aceves is now the most interesting man in the world......

    In response to mryazz's comment:

    when aceves walks in a farm field, deceased HOF ballplayers magically appear just to get his autograph.



    If you build it, he'll come when its convenient.

     
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