Lets have your best reasons why Alfredo Aceves is now the most interesting man in the world......

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    when aceves walks in a farm field, deceased HOF ballplayers magically appear just to get his autograph.

     



    If you build it, he'll come when its convenient.

     

     

    and he'll bring MANNY with him.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     




     



    He once told Ramirez to learn to be himself.

     
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    his change-up is clocked at 95mph.



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    his change-up is clocked at 95mph.




    His fastball's speed cannot be measured.

     
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    Re: Lets have your best reasons why Alfredo Aceves is now the most interesting man in the world......

    He is a good clubhouse guy. 

     
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    Aceves: "Farrell, I should be the manager because I am the most intersting man in the world"

     

     
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    He went back in time threw a perfect game against the 27 Yankees then made it back to pitch at a double header at McCoy Stadium and said babe who at the post game press conference

     
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    Re: Lets have your best reasons why Alfredo Aceves is now the most interesting man in the world......

    Referred to the mid summer classic as the "All Stars" game, while the All Star game is any game he pitches.

     
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    His complete games go into the books as 8 and three thirds innings.

     
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    The longest homerun he ever gave up, was 20 ft shorter than the bomb he hit in BP.

     
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    Re: Lets have your best reasons why Alfredo Aceves is now the most interesting man in the world......

    He once pulled the hidden ball trick on himself.

     
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    Aceves: Salty, do you see the planet Kripton? That's where I was born.

     

     
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    Needs to be told when to come in out of the rain !!!!!

     
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    Everyday is Halloween for me because I'm Alfredo Aceves and I am the most interesting man in the #$&*% world!!!   Cool

     
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    When Aceves was born, MLB lowered the mound...

     
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    Re: Lets have your best reasons why Alfredo Aceves is now the most interesting man in the world......

    Serious Question:

    Who do you guys think has better raw stuff, Aceves vs Morales?

    I think I lean towards Aceves.  Morales fastball has always appeared flat to me.

     
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    Re: Lets have your best reasons why Alfredo Aceves is now the most interesting man in the world......

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    International man of mystery, a riddle wrapped in a enigma; with wisdom too high and knowldege too deep for all of us. Women love him, men want to go to the plate against him--here are some small reasons from last night why he is now the most interesting man in the world. They're not bad, but I think we can find better.

     

    When he gets sent down to AAA, the AAA team gets Big League pay just because he's there.

    When a batter reaches base against him, he doesnt really reach base.

    Relief pitchers come into the game after him because THEY need the work.

    When he leaves Pawtucket, the entire city's IQ drops. (mryazz says)

     



    Great thread Examiner! Good work...

     
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    Re: Lets have your best reasons why Alfredo Aceves is now the most interesting man in the world......

    The back of his baseball card list his Walks, Strikeouts, and Technical Knockouts.

     

    On his Fangraphs page undet WAR, it reads "Yes. Definitely. "

     

    When he was born and the doctor slapped him, he beaned yhe doctor with a slider.

     
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    I am the best and most unappreciated spot starter in baseball. 

     

     
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    Re: Lets have your best reasons why Alfredo Aceves is now the most interesting man in the world......

    • when Aceves is pitching..the umpire does not call ball four...he merely whispers it.
    • he once threw a pitch so hard that it not only broke the batters bat but also the on-deck hitters bat
    • the pitching coach must call Aceves' people to schedule a visit to the mound
     
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    Re: Lets have your best reasons why Alfredo Aceves is now the most interesting man in the world......

    He is obsessed with Dennis Rodman (which is why he wears #91)

     

     

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