Lets have your best reasons why Alfredo Aceves is now the most interesting man in the world......

  1. You have chosen to ignore posts from TheExaminer. Show TheExaminer's posts

    Re: Lets have your best reasons why Alfredo Aceves is now the most interesting man in the world......

    He was once forced to miss a start for the birth of his child. He phoned in his pitches and tossed 8 shutout innings. 

     
  2. This post has been removed.

     
  3. You have chosen to ignore posts from crazyworldoftroybrown. Show crazyworldoftroybrown's posts

    Re: Lets have your best reasons why Alfredo Aceves is now the most interesting man in the world......

    Your killing me guys, the most intresting thread in the world. Hope it goes on and on and on.

    I dont always make comments, but when I do, I comment on this thread.

    Stay crazy, my friends.

     
  4. You have chosen to ignore posts from notin. Show notin's posts

    Re: Lets have your best reasons why Alfredo Aceves is now the most interesting man in the world......

    When Aceves throws a wild pitch, he catches it, tames it, domesticates it, raises it and then slaughters it and eats it, saving only the skin to make his next baseball glove ...

     
  5. This post has been removed.

     
  6. You have chosen to ignore posts from DaffyDan. Show DaffyDan's posts

    Re: Lets have your best reasons why Alfredo Aceves is now the most interesting man in the world......

    When Margo Adams comes to the game, he wears no underewear

     
  7. You have chosen to ignore posts from 2004Idiot. Show 2004Idiot's posts

    Re: Lets have your best reasons why Alfredo Aceves is now the most interesting man in the world......

    He speaks about pitching from the perspective of a rapid-talking physicist who is trying to engineer the perfect throwing machine.

     
  8. You have chosen to ignore posts from 2004Idiot. Show 2004Idiot's posts

    Re: Lets have your best reasons why Alfredo Aceves is now the most interesting man in the world......

    He often allows hitters on base, just to give the fans some drama.
     

     
  9. This post has been removed.

     
  10. This post has been removed.

     
  11. You have chosen to ignore posts from 2004Idiot. Show 2004Idiot's posts

    Re: Lets have your best reasons why Alfredo Aceves is now the most interesting man in the world......

    People don’t ask Siri for information. They ask Alfredo Aceves.

     
  12. You have chosen to ignore posts from 2004Idiot. Show 2004Idiot's posts

    Re: Lets have your best reasons why Alfredo Aceves is now the most interesting man in the world......

    His pine tar uses pine tar.

     
  13. You have chosen to ignore posts from 2004Idiot. Show 2004Idiot's posts

    Re: Lets have your best reasons why Alfredo Aceves is now the most interesting man in the world......

    He doesn’t wear eye black because the sun is afraid of him.

     
  14. This post has been removed.

     
  15. You have chosen to ignore posts from 2004Idiot. Show 2004Idiot's posts

    Re: Lets have your best reasons why Alfredo Aceves is now the most interesting man in the world......

    When he hits an opposing batter, the batter apologizes to him.

     
  16. You have chosen to ignore posts from 2004Idiot. Show 2004Idiot's posts

    Re: Lets have your best reasons why Alfredo Aceves is now the most interesting man in the world......

    When he throws a ball close to the strike zone, the umpires asks for his opinion.

     
  17. This post has been removed.

     
  18. You have chosen to ignore posts from 2004Idiot. Show 2004Idiot's posts

    Re: Lets have your best reasons why Alfredo Aceves is now the most interesting man in the world......

    When he strikes out a batter, the batter shakes his hand.

     
  19. You have chosen to ignore posts from pumpsie-green. Show pumpsie-green's posts

    Re: Lets have your best reasons why Alfredo Aceves is now the most interesting man in the world......

    We ought to try to find a way to send this link to the Red Sox. I think they would find it pretty funny.

     
  20. You have chosen to ignore posts from 2004Idiot. Show 2004Idiot's posts

    Re: Lets have your best reasons why Alfredo Aceves is now the most interesting man in the world......

    He once walked a batter just to know what it feels like.

     
  21. This post has been removed.

     
  22. This post has been removed.

     
  23. You have chosen to ignore posts from 2004Idiot. Show 2004Idiot's posts

    Re: Lets have your best reasons why Alfredo Aceves is now the most interesting man in the world......

    If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.

     
  24. You have chosen to ignore posts from 2004Idiot. Show 2004Idiot's posts

    Re: Lets have your best reasons why Alfredo Aceves is now the most interesting man in the world......

    He speaks fluent French, in Russian.

     
  25. You have chosen to ignore posts from 2004Idiot. Show 2004Idiot's posts

    Re: Lets have your best reasons why Alfredo Aceves is now the most interesting man in the world......

    Sharks have a week dedicated to him.

     
Sections
Shortcuts

Share