Aha but the qustion is:
Who leads the forum on Drew bashing posts
Crawford Bashing posts
Jake and Jed bashing posts
Theo bashing posts
Tito bashing posts
Lugo bashing posts
Renteria bashing posts
Beckett bashing posts
ChickenGate posts
Wendell Kim, Farrell bashing posts
Posts in gamethreads that are unbecoming of a Red Sox fan

These are the IMPORTANT QUESTIONS, my students




BDC ANNUAL PICNIC, JULY 2011


At the head of the table was Softlaw. Andrewmitch was barbequeing Drewburgers. Bosox1941 was making the Tito potato salad. Georom was the picnic bore telling everyone over and over again something about the fried chicken and Bud light. Entertainment was provided by the Somber Undertakers, a chamber music ensemble, who just came off a national tour of abandoned cemeterys. Everyone was instructed to only drink out of glasses poured half empty. Harv51 went from table to table playing a somber violin.  Donations for the picnic were collected by a bald headed organ grinder minus the monkey but with a parrot on his shoulder. Joe Breidy and Jim Davis tried to crash the party but were turned away by bouncer J-Bay who had a list of undesirables. Horseshoes were tossed at stakes resembling the body trunks of Kim and Pike. Bill tossed a horseshoe but put a ringer around Mr. Dee's ankle. Opening prayer was given by JesseyEric and the Benediction was read by Chilliwings. Burrito couldn't make it there from Viet Nam but did send a case of dog meat instead. Zillagod was at home nursing a bad back from lifting too many bags of rock salt and peat moss at work. Camelwalk wouldn't attend because Rush Limbaugh wasn't invited. RodfromCranston was in Rhode Island making somebody a deal that they couldn't refuse. ThatWasMe wanted to know where the Killian Red beer and Irish Mist was. NHSteven and Halifax were ticked off that the rest of the True Fan Group were not invited. A banner was raised up the flagpole saying " Keeping RSN Honest is our Mission".          

Transcript of July 22, 2011 Gamethread Follows

Crawful is up next, he'll strke out, what was Theo thinking to sign the bum?

Slackey is pitching good so far but he will get clobbered this inning.

Why is Tito even playing Salty, he strikes all of the time?

Ellsbury on the DL still, he's faking the injury.

Sure AGonz is hitting for average but where is his pop, another Theo blunder.

Tito does it again, left the starter in too long, what a complete moron.

Youk shouldn't be playing, he's hurting, stupid Tito.

Youk should be playing, he's faking his injuries.

Drew sucks, have I ever told you that he is overpaid, if not let me tell you once more.

Another typical April for Big Papi, when are they going to trade this bum?

Scutaro is another terrible SS, Theo was 0 for 6 on signing bad shortstops. Boy Blunder with his guitar.

Jenks is a total waste, what was Theo thinking?

Fifth inning now, watch Wakefield lose it all at once.

Tito always gives the good pitcher the hook too soon or else brings in the wrong pitcher. What a dummy.

You and your 20-20 hindsight BS, admit it Tito is always wrong.

Runner thrown out at home, can't that thirdbase coach ever do anything right?

This team never plays small ball, never sacrifices, bunts, takes the extra base. I could manage much better.

Why don't the batters swing at the first pitch more often?

Why don't the batters take the first pitch more often?

This batting order is assinine, it should be this way.

All of these injuries are obviously the fault of management. Don't tell me anything different, bootlicker?
                                             

He's kind of doing what you were doing the other night when you were thread bumping. The only people you're fooling is yourself and your aliases.

pike set his dinner table with 6 plates every night, 5 of them being for his various monikers. Then he sits at the end of the table reapeating himself "can someone please pass the salt? Why won't anyone simply pass the salt !?!".

A laptop sitting at each table place, each with a different watercolor self portrait of pike as wallpaper, and each with a talk to text feature open and running with a direct uplink to the BDC forum.

"Mr. Rutland76 could you please pass the salt?  I dare say Ms. LadyLake you are looking might fine this evening.  Mr. Meade did you read the news today about the war?  Melnick got milk? lowelll close your mouth when you chew. ..... .  Why won't anyone pass the salt? Pass the damn salt please!"  pike

You're describing an episode of "House on Beacon Hill".

ah BeaconHill was another name he used.

Chris House was also a dinner guest

ewe I always hated that poster... makes sense  

....and candlelight dinner with KST on the agenda for tomorrow night...

In Response to Re: Mr. Perkins in NH:


Chris House was terminated along with a bunch of other aliases at the same time.  There was a Waldo Belfast and a Dangerfeld and a couple of others I think.

In response to "Re: Mr. Perkins in NH": BeaconHill was Softy.

In response to "Re: Mr. Perkins in NH": Nope. Beacon hill was pike. We did battle with him too many nights on the game threads not to know.

In Response to Re: Mr. Perkins in NH:

In response to "Re: Mr. Perkins in NH": The whole forum should get together and compile a list of monikers that we are at least moderately sure were pike. Many of them are before my time.

You probably met most of them Exam. "They" all were in the gamethreads. Silversteinsox was another

pike

I nominate Burrito to start a thread compiling the official list of Pike monikers.  I know Burrito would come up with a very humorous post to start it.

In response to "Re: Mr. Perkins in NH": Also pollyanna, nuncirom, and pawsoxphil

In Response to Re: Mr. Perkins in NH:

pike

UticaClub

Rutland76

lowelll

Ft.Meade

LadyLake

Melnick

WaldoBelfast

BeaconHill

NatickNed

ChrisHouse

Kbev

pollyanna

nuncirom

pawsoxphil

Dangerfeld

Tell us the rest lowelll

Dangerfeld

I would bet if we tallied all the posts for each moniker tht pike would dominate the board leader moonslav59 by about 15000 posts

pike would crush the competition.