Red Sox Haiku

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    Red Sox Haiku

    I thought I'd post some baseball haiku as a sort of get well card for DiceK and hope some here will add to the thread.  Let's face it we need the guy to return from the DL and show some resemblance to his early promise.  Nothing else has worked so let's give haiku therapy a try.  Plus, while it's not exactly my number one hobby, oddball haiku can be pretty damn funny ... see this link for spam haiku: http://www.pitt.edu/~blair1/spam-haiku.html

     
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    Seibu Lions laugh
    An enigma exported
    Please become diceK

     
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    Cold spring starts behind

    Summers promise in our grasp

    Damn you ligament

     

     
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    Nipponese nibbler
    What could ever replace you
    Potato salad
     
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    Pitchers' achilles
    Collateral ligament
    Please not Tommy John
     
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    And one for our rebanned friend:

    Biased ligaments?
    Tread Softly with good ole boys
    Start the potted plant
     
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    [QUOTE]Cold spring starts behind Summers promise in our grasp Damn you ligament  
    Posted by 111SoxFan111[/QUOTE]

    This one gets my vote for the best one so far. 
     
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    TY ... my favorite too.

    Someone else has to contribute, though, because I suck at haiku.Frown
     
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    One non-Matsuzaka one:

    Hot dog popcorn Salty
    At the plate is improving
    Pray for Tek's old knees
     
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    Youkilis' goatee
    Smoldering shades of autumn
    Harbor lunchtime crumbs
     
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    Baseball Pachinko
    Maybe get lucky this time
    Dice-K on the hill
     
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    Teddy Ballgame Swag
    Shenaniganless Manny
    A-Gon is on fire
     
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    amazing proud Bosox

    risen from the almost dead

    surging to greatness 

     

     
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