Stick a spork in this team!
posted at 4/27/2011 1:58 AM EDT
That's right, a spork.
This team is a bust!
They can't even beat the lowly O's and a rookie pitcher. What's wrong with them? Coma should have taken Buchholz out of the game in the second before the game was out of reach. What an idiot!
Now they're in 4th place, and they'll never catch the Yankees. Don't they realize that a game in April counts the same as a game in September? Make andrewmitch GM! He would light a fire under their sorry azzes and get them to play hard in every game like those overpaid bums are supposed to!
Re: Stick a spork in this team!
posted at 4/27/2011 2:08 AM EDT
- harness
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Spork.
Spork?
Is that kosher?
Re: Stick a spork in this team!
posted at 4/27/2011 2:21 AM EDT
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Spork. Spork? Is that kosher?
Posted by harness
I think it is because they used to provide them at the model Seders I attended at Hebrew School. We used them as catapults for launching pieces of hard-boiled egg across the room.
At my own Seder we'd have the Brothers Krackamatzah and then search for the Kofi Annan after the meal.
Re: Stick a spork in this team!
posted at 4/27/2011 3:32 AM EDT
- harness
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I have in-laws around the globe who are still picking horse radish out of their ears.
I, too, was quite good with that spork!
Re: Stick a spork in this team!
posted at 4/27/2011 4:41 AM EDT
- carnie
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Sporks do make excellent catapults. A rubber band and a broken paper clip inflicts more damage though...
Re: Stick a spork in this team!
posted at 4/27/2011 6:19 AM EDT
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Sporks do make excellent catapults. A rubber band and a broken paper clip inflicts more damage though...
Posted by carnie
Thats funny..I love to wake up and read threads like this..
Re: Stick a spork in this team!
posted at 4/27/2011 7:54 AM EDT
- stuartr29
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Take a chill they are 3 game out with 140 games to play. They haven't even played what anyone considers to be an "A" game, and they are still in it. Francona is a great manager has a feeling for what the players need, and is not afraid to do things that are not popular, with all the other managers in Boston.
Re: Stick a spork in this team!
posted at 4/27/2011 7:57 AM EDT
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Stick a spork in this team!:
That's right, a spork. This team is a bust! They can't even beat the lowly O's and a rookie pitcher. What's wrong with them? Coma should have taken Buchholz out of the game in the second before the game was out of reach. What an idiot! Now they're in 4th place, and they'll never catch the Yankees. Don't they realize that a game in April counts the same as a game in September? Make andrewmitch GM! He would light a fire under their sorry azzes and get them to play hard in every game like those overpaid bums are supposed to!
Posted by losmediasrojas
Dude are you kidding me?
Re: Stick a spork in this team!
posted at 4/27/2011 8:23 AM EDT
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did JOHN HENRY include a LEMON clause in CRAWFORD'S contract?
Re: Stick a spork in this team!
posted at 4/27/2011 9:20 AM EDT
- southpaw777
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I believe he was mikey
Re: Stick a spork in this team!
posted at 4/27/2011 9:55 AM EDT
- Sully1965
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The game ended 4-1 , not exactly out of reach. This offense will get rolling and I will wager that games where they hold opponents to 4 runs the Sox will wil 75-80% of those games
Re: Stick a spork in this team!
posted at 4/27/2011 10:13 AM EDT
- SinceYaz
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Take a chill they are 3 game out with 140 games to play. They haven't even played what anyone considers to be an "A" game, and they are still in it. Francona is a great manager has a feeling for what the players need, and is not afraid to do things that are not popular, with all the other managers in Boston.
Posted by stuartr29
Stu,
The Sheriff, (OP Author) if poking fun at the die at every turn weenies.
He might be willing to make you a deputy.
Best wishes to a good heart,
Deputy Yaz
Re: Stick a spork in this team!
posted at 4/27/2011 10:19 AM EDT
- mrmojo1120
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I believe tounge was implanted firmly in cheek with the original post.
Re: Stick a spork in this team!
posted at 4/27/2011 10:26 AM EDT
- glumandrew
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Looks like sarcasm and mocking don't play in BDC Peoria.
Now we know why the forum parrots who squawk "Tito's wrong every time", and "Jake is terrible" are taken seriously over and over, not even a "Are you serious?" or a "You are kidding, right?"
Re: Stick a spork in this team!
posted at 4/27/2011 10:35 AM EDT
The part about catapulting the hard-boiled egg across the Seder table was true. I was aiming for the foreheads of my classmates - right between the eyes. I would have targeted andrewmitch if he were in my classroom.
The weapon.
The ammunition.
Re: Stick a spork in this team!
posted at 4/27/2011 10:39 AM EDT
- summerof67
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Spork! It's what's for dinner!!
Re: Stick a spork in this team!
posted at 4/27/2011 10:40 AM EDT
ADG :
Perhaps the biggest bust in the history of baseball, this team has no shot of doing anything.
Lackey tomorrow.
At the trade deadline, Ortiz, Drew and Papelbon will all be gone.
Re: Stick a spork in this team!
posted at 4/27/2011 10:45 AM EDT
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