Here, this thread is for all the cunning GM's among us. Please use this space for all completely unfathomable trade ideas becasue I'm sick of sifting through them individually.
Nex time you figure out how the Red Sox can get Miguel Cabrera, Felix Hernandez and Tim Lincecum while only giving up Jed Lowrie and Bobby Jenks, don't start a new thread, just throw that brilliant idea right here.
Or when you figure out how the Red Sox will use Pujols in a RF/1B/DH rotation along with Agone, Prince Fielder and Carlos Beltran, BAM, this is where it goes.
Also, any idea that gets the payroll to about 250 million dollars, yeah this is for you.
Thank you in advance for your cooperation.
The Official Asinine trade/Free Agent thread
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The Official Asinine trade/Free Agent thread
posted at 11/9/2011 3:08 PM EST
- Thesemenarecowards
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Re: The Official Asinine trade/Free Agent thread
posted at 11/9/2011 3:10 PM EST
- sday4x4
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V-tek for Pujols......sorry had to start it -
Re: The Official Asinine trade/Free Agent thread
posted at 11/9/2011 3:15 PM EST
- GhostofTito
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Reddick for Ryan Braun. -
Re: The Official Asinine trade/Free Agent thread
posted at 11/9/2011 3:15 PM EST
- accland
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Pujols has never pitched so there is little wear and tear on his arm. Sox sign Albert as a #4 starter. -
Re: The Official Asinine trade/Free Agent thread
posted at 11/9/2011 3:31 PM EST
- Thesemenarecowards
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This is good, way to just let it out. I think I'll rename the thread AAGMA (Asanine Armchair General Managers Anonymous)
How bout we sign CJ Wilson and Roy Oswalt and then Trade Beckett to TEX for Young and Lewis. God, that is a horrible idea. It felt really good to get that off my chest, thank you for not judging. -
Re: The Official Asinine trade/Free Agent thread
posted at 11/9/2011 3:37 PM EST
- iamme17
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how about we hire tito to manage us and then offer epstein the GM job and we'll settle compensation later?? -
Re: The Official Asinine trade/Free Agent thread
posted at 11/9/2011 3:46 PM EST
- Alibiike
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In Response to Re: The Official Asinine trade/Free Agent thread:This is good, way to just let it out. I think I'll rename the thread AAGMA (Asanine Armchair General Managers Anonymous) How bout we sign CJ Wilson and Roy Oswalt and then Trade Beckett to TEX for Young and Lewis. God, that is a horrible idea. It felt really good to get that off my chest, thank you for not judging.
Posted by Thesemenarecowards
Actually, that is not a bad idea man! Do you think TX would go for it?
V-tek would have to be included 'cause 2,000 miles is a long way for Beckett to throw his FB. -
Re: The Official Asinine trade/Free Agent thread
posted at 11/9/2011 4:22 PM EST
- ANONMD08
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Carl Crawford for Vernon Wells -
Re: The Official Asinine trade/Free Agent thread
posted at 11/9/2011 4:26 PM EST
- sindarin-erebor
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Thank you sincerely for starting this trade trash bin thread. I just wish everyone including senniboi would use this space for their insane, even for fantasy baseball, trade ideas. -
Re: The Official Asinine trade/Free Agent thread
posted at 11/9/2011 4:42 PM EST
- splendidsplinterteddyballgame
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Jeff Bagwell for Larry Andersen. -
Re: The Official Asinine trade/Free Agent thread
posted at 11/9/2011 4:45 PM EST
- splendidsplinterteddyballgame
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Clay Merideth for Doug Mirabelli. -
Re: The Official Asinine trade/Free Agent thread
posted at 11/9/2011 4:46 PM EST
- splendidsplinterteddyballgame
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David Murphy, Kason Gabbard and Engel Beltre for Eric Gagne. -
Re: The Official Asinine trade/Free Agent thread
posted at 11/9/2011 4:47 PM EST
- splendidsplinterteddyballgame
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Bronson Arroyo for Wily Mo Pena. -
Re: The Official Asinine trade/Free Agent thread
posted at 11/9/2011 4:49 PM EST
- fishers5
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Please..Please...get out of your parents basements and see that there is a world out there....and STOP posting these stupid ideas.....
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Re: The Official Asinine trade/Free Agent thread
posted at 11/9/2011 4:49 PM EST
- splendidsplinterteddyballgame
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Sparky Lyle for Danny Cater. -
Re: The Official Asinine trade/Free Agent thread
posted at 11/9/2011 4:53 PM EST
- carnie
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In Response to Re: The Official Asinine trade/Free Agent thread:Sparky Lyle for Danny Cater.Ignore
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Re: The Official Asinine trade/Free Agent thread
posted at 11/9/2011 4:53 PM EST
- jh13
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Boddicker for Curt Schilling and Brady Anderson -
Re: The Official Asinine trade/Free Agent thread
posted at 11/9/2011 5:32 PM EST
- pierreisme
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how about trading youkilis, lavarnway and reddick to the giants for buster posey? then sign albert pujols, make him dh, as you let jd drew and big papi walk. use lowrie as 3rd baseman until middlebrooks is available and use kalish in right field. that way you have a line up of 1. ellsbury 2. pedroia 3. a gon 4. pujols 5. crawford 6. b posey 7. lowrie 8. scutaro 9. kalish. -
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Re: The Official Asinine trade/Free Agent thread
posted at 11/9/2011 6:16 PM EST
- Rutland76
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Re: The Official Asinine trade/Free Agent thread
posted at 11/9/2011 7:35 PM EST
- BurritoT
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Lynn and Renko for Frank Tanana, Jim Dorsey, and Joe Rudi -
Re: The Official Asinine trade/Free Agent thread
posted at 11/9/2011 9:20 PM EST
- splendidsplinterteddyballgame
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In Response to Re: The Official Asinine trade/Free Agent thread:how about trading youkilis, lavarnway and reddick to the giants for buster posey? then sign albert pujols, make him dh, as you let jd drew and big papi walk. use lowrie as 3rd baseman until middlebrooks is available and use kalish in right field. that way you have a line up of 1. ellsbury 2. pedroia 3. a gon 4. pujols 5. crawford 6. b posey 7. lowrie 8. scutaro 9. kalish.
Posted by pierreisme
Giants aren't trading Posey. Sox aren't signing Pujols. Lowrie can't play 3B. Kalish has not done anything to deserve a starting spot. -
Re: The Official Asinine trade/Free Agent thread
posted at 11/9/2011 9:21 PM EST
- splendidsplinterteddyballgame
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Babe Ruth for cash! -
Re: The Official Asinine trade/Free Agent thread
posted at 11/9/2011 9:58 PM EST
- itllnevahapn
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let ortiz go. move youk to DH. sign a rameriez, let scuts go. platoon iglesias and lowerie. move crawford to right to utilize his speed. platoon lavarn and salty.RESIGN paps.let tek go let wake go. through kalish or reddick in right.sign a vetran stater and let weiland and doubrant battle out 5 spot -
Re: The Official Asinine trade/Free Agent thread
posted at 11/9/2011 10:25 PM EST
- WesternOregon
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We get the best young second baseman in baseball, Brett Lawrie. He even steals bases and hits home runs! Call me stoopid but Dustin Pedroia is getting old. Pedroia for Lawrie, I bet they'd even throw in Brandon Morrow if we sent Dunkin' Munchkins and all the iced lattes we have in town to Toronto for the summer.