Is your pet making you single?

Admit it. You clicked on this story because you were nervous I was talking about you.

Maybe it's because Saturday nights are spent in the apartment since you can't bear to leave your pet alone. You dress yourself and then accessorize your pet to match. You change the channel shed a tear every time those Sarah McLachlan animal commercials come on TV. You have more Facebook friends for your cat than yourself.

It's 2013. Many New Year's resolutions contain finding love. That it's time to stop being a "party of one", and become a "party of two."