Posted 12/24/2014 11:30:02 EST
Start? Why ever stop in the first place.
Posted 12/24/2014 11:28:45 EST
" no Tiffany boxes"Did you at least go to Jared?
Posted 12/24/2014 11:24:53 EST
My step-mom sent the kids and I pears. We all HATE pears. Oh well, it's the thought that counts.
Posted 12/24/2014 11:23:06 EST
Posted 12/24/2014 09:37:51 EST
So what he is trying to say is that he isn't gay and that he just likes to F men?
Posted 12/24/2014 09:35:52 EST
Time for a divorce
Posted 12/19/2014 08:04:45 EST
Come now. If that's your big enchilada of a sin. YOUR DOING IT WRONG
Posted 12/19/2014 05:07:33 EST
They are something else.
Posted 12/19/2014 04:26:59 EST
The bavarian catholic in me wanted my marriage ended as quickly and efficiently as possible, chop chop
Posted 12/19/2014 04:07:19 EST
Satan and I go WAAAAY back
Posted 12/19/2014 03:53:27 EST
I put our Elf sitting under the tree in between Barbie and Buzz Lightyear with his shorts down around his ankles
Posted 12/19/2014 03:47:48 EST
Imagine my surprise to find an old gay friend married to a woman and they now have a one year old child. SAAAAY WHUT!!!
Posted 12/19/2014 03:43:04 EST
Careful there Ms. Robinson
Posted 12/19/2014 02:51:39 EST
I Gen-Xer would have referred to him as totally tubular.
Posted 12/19/2014 02:49:52 EST
"older couple in a rental without snow tires and they couldn't manage to turn their car around."You shot them anyways, right?
Posted 12/19/2014 02:48:45 EST
I love when the pull out there new iPhone 6 pluses
Posted 12/19/2014 02:46:21 EST
I love the guy at 16 and mass that's held the same "I have a 6 month old baby at home" sign for the last 3 years
Posted 12/19/2014 02:38:53 EST
He can't get his wife to live 1000 miles away?
Posted 12/19/2014 02:34:53 EST
People that kept getting busted by private diks came up with the term
Posted 12/19/2014 02:33:28 EST
I don't encourage that behaviour and keep my money to myself
Posted 12/19/2014 02:11:36 EST
My mail carrier gives ME $50, or else
Posted 12/19/2014 11:36:12 EST
PABST BLUE RIBBON
Posted 12/19/2014 11:32:27 EST
Buffalo wings and PBR...at least that's what I'm havin for lunch today.
Posted 12/19/2014 11:00:55 EST
Move to Arlington!
Posted 12/19/2014 10:36:20 EST
I was listening to iTunes 80's dance channel yesterday on the way to work. I was smiling and cracking up the whole way to work.
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