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Posted 03/27/2015 04:54:34 EDT
Clearly it's an epidemic. Call the CDC.
Posted 03/27/2015 04:46:22 EDT
TAFKARSZS is a pet-sub?
Posted 03/27/2015 04:45:43 EDT
I seriously need a drink.
Posted 03/27/2015 04:20:09 EDT
England and America, two countries separated by a common language.
Posted 03/27/2015 04:14:21 EDT
It puts the lotion in the basket.
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Posted 03/27/2015 03:16:23 EDT
Maybe they misread it as Bubbe.
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Posted 03/27/2015 11:37:03 EDT
And just when I thought today was going to be idiot-free.
Posted 03/27/2015 11:19:57 EDT
I hope my advice isn't too hormonal today.
Posted 03/27/2015 11:19:12 EDT
But Goldie, you get this out of the way on the first date, yes?
Posted 03/27/2015 10:36:57 EDT
He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy! Now, pisss off!
Posted 03/27/2015 10:25:48 EDT
Make it two gerbils and she's yours.
Posted 03/27/2015 09:21:57 EDT
I'd be meandering.
Posted 03/27/2015 09:20:45 EDT
Quadrangle. Don't forget "The Church".
Posted 03/27/2015 09:19:35 EDT
If you don't mind being Plan B for the rest of your life, then stick with Bob. He sounds like he's still processing his exit from his religion/cult. That leaves a lot of baggage, and there may be more more »
Posted 03/26/2015 04:49:45 EDT
Which twin has the Toni? more »
Posted 03/26/2015 02:33:37 EDT
It has to be the right shade, your complexion is so creamy. more »
Posted 03/26/2015 12:52:46 EDT
Can't help it. Hormones, apparently. more »
Posted 03/26/2015 12:31:43 EDT
Waffles. more »
Posted 03/26/2015 12:27:41 EDT
Imagine discolored labial elephantiasis. more »
Posted 03/26/2015 12:27:11 EDT
At this stage in my life, you area more hormonal than I, Gups. more »
Posted 03/26/2015 12:04:52 EDT
I'm a wacky harpy!!! (laughs maniacally) more »
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