Posted 10/17/2014 03:19:40 EDT
I've found it cleans me out nicely, bubbles.
Posted 10/17/2014 03:03:40 EDT
bubbles, don't hate. Learn how to clean.
Posted 10/17/2014 03:01:17 EDT
You got some hummus?
Posted 10/17/2014 03:00:05 EDT
Not my finest moment, enigs.
Posted 10/17/2014 02:59:38 EDT
Hey, I didn't have any sex with Mr Perfect Manners for Two Dates Then Breaks My Damn Bed and he disappeared. I was baffled. Disappearing AFTER the sex, I get, but he didn't even get any!
Posted 10/17/2014 02:58:29 EDT
And in public, Mo. With no alcohol involved. I'm suspicious.
Posted 10/17/2014 02:58:03 EDT
I'd suggest cutting out the bris. We need more uncuts out in the world.
Posted 10/17/2014 02:57:33 EDT
You'd think I'd be all over Indian dudes.
Posted 10/17/2014 02:57:18 EDT
I notice coming in on the O Line that Thursdays and Fridays are significantly less crowded in the mornings.
Posted 10/17/2014 02:54:43 EDT
Anyone worth their salt uses a good challah for French toast.
Posted 10/17/2014 02:51:52 EDT
It means he's keeping you on the hook for when he wants to git some.
Posted 10/17/2014 02:44:31 EDT
A woman reportedly vomited blood on the Orange Line on Thursday---------------------Who are these people vomiting on the train? I haven't done that since at LEAST a few months ago.
Posted 10/17/2014 02:42:22 EDT
Well, now that I discovered bi porn, Zeeg, what do I need a guy for??
Posted 10/17/2014 02:39:02 EDT
TWO FOR FLINCHIN, TRUFIE
Posted 10/17/2014 02:38:35 EDT
MORE FOR ME, SUCKAS
Posted 10/17/2014 02:37:48 EDT
He's hoping she'll capitulate and swoon into his arms, agreeing to raise the kids Jewish.Aren't you, LW?
Posted 10/17/2014 02:27:01 EDT
Elleem, just so you're prepared....I look nothing like Vin Diesel. If I did, I'd date myself.
Posted 10/17/2014 02:26:00 EDT
JeepersCripes4015 October 17, 2014 â 02:04 PM GOD LOOKS LIKE VIN DIESEL ------------------- Can't he look like Satan? Then I'll have something delicious to look like when I'm in hell. Cuz I ain't go more »
Posted 10/17/2014 12:22:23 EDT
I don't get it. Is it because I have a big azz-, charlie? more »
Posted 10/17/2014 10:29:41 EDT
Now go spend eternity with the jackhole hedonists in Hades------------------Now *this* sounds fabulous. more »
Posted 10/17/2014 10:28:52 EDT
Being a Unitarian used to enrage my ex-husband. It drove him nuts that they never took a stance on anything. more »
Posted 10/17/2014 10:28:05 EDT
I wanted my sister to come with me to Italy and she wanted me to go to church. Who's the loser here? This gal. more »
Posted 10/17/2014 10:20:31 EDT
Frankie, I'd like to hang with you and your wife, if you don't mind. more »
Posted 10/17/2014 10:19:23 EDT
WELL ISN'T THAT SPECIAL? more »
Posted 10/17/2014 10:18:25 EDT
I agreed to attend my sister's conversion ceremony, or whatever the hell it's called and when the priest walked down the aisle, throwing Holy Water, I whisper/screamed "it burns! Oh god, it BURNS!" to more »
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