Posted 12/23/2014 04:13:18 EST
I have a weakness for them, not gonna lie.
Posted 12/23/2014 04:13:01 EST
You guys too??
Posted 12/23/2014 04:11:06 EST
I'm sure a nice motorboat will help your equilibrium.
Posted 12/23/2014 03:44:08 EST
I blanked out after "patriarchal"
Posted 12/23/2014 02:43:33 EST
GET OFF MY LAWN
Posted 12/23/2014 02:43:12 EST
I'm on STRIKE.
Posted 12/23/2014 02:38:32 EST
I saw a man's penus last night and I did NOT blow it. IT'S A FESTIVUS MIRACLE!
Posted 12/23/2014 02:37:39 EST
I had an unbearable meeting today. What is up with that??
Posted 12/23/2014 02:31:54 EST
I can't see it.
Posted 12/23/2014 02:30:27 EST
It's been busy. DON'T THESE PEOPLE KNOW IT'S NEARLY CHRISTMAS? LEAVE ME ALONE.
Posted 12/23/2014 02:17:27 EST
Posted 12/23/2014 02:17:11 EST
And that's why we like him, Zeps.
Posted 12/23/2014 12:51:38 EST
My ex husband also used to say he was a feminist, but I didn't know better at that point. Now if a guy says that to me, it's a HUGE red flag.
Posted 12/23/2014 12:48:40 EST
His reasoning is it expressed solidarity and I said "no, it expresses that you're a doosh-"
Posted 12/23/2014 12:44:52 EST
I maintain that any guy who professes himself to be a "feminist" means he's a pr!ck in sheep's clothing and why don't you just come out and say "I'm an idiot." I'd have more respect for you.
Posted 12/23/2014 12:42:51 EST
That was my point but he refused to concede so I just said he was a doosh- and we went on to bicker about more things.
Posted 12/23/2014 12:39:28 EST
I was having an argument with a friend last night that any man who calls himself a feminist is immediately a doosh-. He didn't agree because, well, he's That Guy.
Posted 12/23/2014 12:07:59 EST
elleem, I have an apartment to pack....
Posted 12/23/2014 11:46:42 EST
That's just your closed off nature talking.
Posted 12/23/2014 11:29:28 EST
She *does* take things personally.
Posted 12/23/2014 10:23:19 EST
Posted 12/23/2014 10:22:34 EST
*sigh* If only, shawtie.He did do naked pushups for me once but, y'know. I need more.
Posted 12/23/2014 10:21:55 EST
elleem....it's like we have the same boss.
Posted 12/23/2014 10:13:25 EST
Posted 12/23/2014 10:12:43 EST
I have to figure out if I'm in the same situation as this LW, Astro.
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