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  • Posted 05/22/2015 03:44:27 EDT

    RDG - Would you rather be posted or licked?

  • Posted 05/22/2015 03:42:24 EDT

    Don't talk with your mouth full...

  • Posted 05/22/2015 02:37:30 EDT

    I just walked in to find you here with that young boy upon your face

  • Posted 05/22/2015 02:05:33 EDT

    I think the issue comes down to sex:

    He'd rather her Bob when she'd rather Weave?

  • Posted 05/22/2015 01:59:56 EDT

    Of course, I am predisposed to throw the gay card, but the bicycle shorts gave it away.

  • Posted 05/22/2015 01:55:12 EDT

    I.....................am evaluating YOU!

  • Posted 05/22/2015 01:50:02 EDT

    " I had a car accident, my mom was hospitalized, and my grandfather died."
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    And they say American Pharaoh can't win the Triple Crown...

  • Posted 05/21/2015 10:18:29 EDT

    Cubic Zirconia: When you're on the fence, but don't want to lose that regular lay.

  • Posted 05/21/2015 10:15:04 EDT

    Prayer?

  • Posted 05/21/2015 10:12:43 EDT

    Yes...you still have to spend 3 months salary on the ring.

  • Posted 05/21/2015 09:56:47 EDT

    But you can't pick your friend's nose.

  • Posted 05/21/2015 09:53:09 EDT

    So she doesn't have any money?

  • Posted 05/21/2015 09:43:43 EDT

    I'm guessing that in your case, 'someone better' will have some options of her own.

  • Posted 05/21/2015 09:37:54 EDT

    Don't feed the bears.

  • Posted 05/21/2015 09:36:01 EDT

    Wait 'til you see your firstborn emerge from her -vagina. That's when you're gonna need the love.

  • Posted 05/21/2015 09:33:15 EDT

    Is that with or without the confidence factor?

  • Posted 05/21/2015 09:30:13 EDT

    Is she your cousin?

  • Posted 05/21/2015 09:23:14 EDT

    Hang in there. You've got as much chance to learn how to love this woman as you do out on the open market. You will be surprised how love can grow from consistent pruning, watering and nourishing. Rem more »

  • Posted 05/21/2015 09:18:28 EDT

    Laying pipe dream? more »

  • Posted 05/21/2015 09:16:27 EDT

    YES...we killed Christ! But without it, there's no Christianity. You're welcome! more »

  • Posted 05/21/2015 09:13:48 EDT

    Dating is really about finding the best looking (and acting) person you can who feels the same way about you until one of you don't feel that way anymore and you break-up to start all over again. more »

  • Posted 05/21/2015 09:08:43 EDT

    Look what happened to the Old Man in the Mountain after waiting for the Vixen of the Valley for so many years. more »

  • Posted 05/21/2015 09:05:30 EDT

    So this is what a college education gets you these days? more »

  • Posted 05/20/2015 09:36:02 EDT

    Were moving, so I was going through some bins of old photographs from 25-30 years ago. Many of me and old GFs in our 20s. I thought Mrs V was still seething because these women are so young and hot in more »

  • Posted 05/20/2015 09:29:13 EDT

    Doesn't anybody stay in one place anymore? more »

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