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  • Comment on: Was she married?

    Posted 08/27/2015 05:20:47 EDT

    Bride...this one's right up your ally:

    Dr. Frankenstein: You know, I'm a rather brilliant surgeon. Perhaps I can help you with that hump.
    Igor: What hump?

  • Comment on: Was she married?

    Posted 08/27/2015 05:02:47 EDT

    What hump?

  • Comment on: Was she married?

    Posted 08/27/2015 04:33:42 EDT

    Maybe things will pick back up here after school starts. Teachers provide 3/4 of the drama in America today.

  • Comment on: Was she married?

    Posted 08/27/2015 04:26:25 EDT

    "...things are moving in an amazing direction."
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    So......how much _penis chatter did I miss today?

  • Posted 08/26/2015 03:38:24 EDT

    If you're wondering if you should say yes to the donation of your organ, height matters.

  • Posted 08/26/2015 03:37:03 EDT

    ----Moosedodger------ August 26, 2015 — 10:16 AM A mature non crazy person can date people from work. Don't listen to these clowns. 16up 0down ------------------ What is this mature non-crazy person more »

  • Posted 08/26/2015 11:08:43 EDT

    I kid because I care. more »

  • Posted 08/26/2015 11:03:40 EDT

    Gup - She must have been alone :( more »

  • Posted 08/26/2015 11:03:01 EDT

    the singing man is at his song
    the holy on their knees more »

  • Posted 08/26/2015 10:59:07 EDT

    These are the days that Mrs V tells me I'm going to need her help getting into heaven. more »

  • Posted 08/26/2015 10:31:51 EDT

    Of course...but you're a babe! more »

  • Posted 08/26/2015 10:30:03 EDT

    Silver Lining:

    If you can only walk for a 1/2 hr, you may only be able to have sex for a few minutes. For most men............Winning!! more »

  • Posted 08/26/2015 10:26:08 EDT

    At least with fibromyalgia, you're never constipated. more »

  • Posted 08/26/2015 09:20:48 EDT

    She has diamonds on the inside. more »

  • Posted 08/26/2015 09:17:50 EDT

    don't forget....................JOY STICK!! more »

  • Posted 08/26/2015 09:16:57 EDT

    If he can't 'feel' your pain...UFCK HIM!! more »

  • Posted 08/26/2015 09:14:18 EDT

    Don't date anyone from work!

    (was that the right advice?) more »

  • Posted 08/25/2015 03:01:56 EDT

    Her trash can is not as nice as her treasure chest. more »

  • Posted 08/25/2015 09:35:54 EDT

    Gashrazzer? Taintbaiter? more »

  • Posted 08/25/2015 09:32:40 EDT

    When he comes back to you, looking for a relationship, you will be repulsed by his appearance and suddenly attracted to men at the gym. more »

  • Posted 08/25/2015 09:30:23 EDT

    When exactly were you going to consummate the buddy ufcking? more »

  • Posted 08/25/2015 09:26:34 EDT

    I think it's an uninspired and ineffective bang. more »

  • Posted 08/25/2015 09:23:07 EDT

    Don't look so sad, I know it's over But life goes on and this old world will keep on turning Let's just be glad, we had some time to spend together There's no need to watch the bridges that we're burn more »

  • Posted 08/25/2015 09:12:58 EDT

    And what earnest money did you put up to make this relationship sing? more »

  • Posted 08/24/2015 06:07:53 EDT

    4 years in and you suggested he date others because the Panama Canal dried up? It's not like he all of a sudden developed the complexion of Gen. Manuel Noriega. Early 50s? "Slumpbuster"? Fake letter! more »

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