About Me: Do I really exist?
Posted 07/16/2012 03:26:26 EDT
Dear Yook, I can still find that big noggin with a 98 mph heater. Love, Joba
Posted 04/17/2012 02:43:06 EDT
Youk has a head like a watermelon.
Posted 04/17/2012 02:06:59 EDT
What does Sandra Fluke think?If I have to pay for her pills, I am not giving that sow my seat too.
Posted 04/17/2012 01:58:06 EDT
Or, better yet...As a fitting symbol of 86 years of choking..How about Pedro throwing to Grady Little while Zip umpires?
Posted 04/17/2012 01:56:37 EDT
I would vote for Frozen Teddy Ballgame.
Posted 04/17/2012 01:54:54 EDT
Wow...Peed-ee is one bad mo-fo.he is pretty mouthy for a dwarf.
Posted 02/28/2012 11:01:07 EST
Two team race.But Boston won't be among the 2 teams.The scab is about to get infected.No beer = no happy.Then they will overdo the chicken and get even fatter.
Posted 02/28/2012 10:56:45 EST
Ha-ha, this is so comical. Judy Beckett has got more excuses than AJ Burnitwit. I didn't drink = LIE! I didn't know there was furor, no internet in my house = LIE! I was in shape = LIE! BLobby Valenti more »
Posted 02/28/2012 10:51:53 EST
lasitter: "Other than fear of seeing him in pinstripes, I still don't get this decision...." You can't be serious? Why would NY spend $14M on this overweight buffoon? Why would ANYbody for that matt more »
Posted 02/16/2012 12:36:13 EST
Hahaha, I can't wait to check back on this in July... In Response to Re: THE Good News I've Been Waiting for....: Buchholz met with Valentine over dinner in Arizona last month, joining teammates Jacob more »
Posted 02/16/2012 12:34:05 EST
If we don't learn from the past we are doomed to repeat it. I think John Henry ought to ask his team to embrace the Chicken labeling. Don't run from it, embrace it and have fun with it. Every time you more »
Posted 11/15/2011 03:01:30 EST
I am Ben but please call me "Benji", or BenDover.Or Theo Lite. more »
Posted 11/15/2011 02:36:07 EST
What if I come back in really good shape? more »
Posted 11/15/2011 02:31:52 EST
This is what I remember. You had the title all locked up.How is that serving of crow? more »
Posted 11/15/2011 02:27:33 EST
Realistically, this is the best you can expect: more »
Posted 11/15/2011 02:25:32 EST
I just got a text from Bill james and here is the plan:1. Lose2. Lose3. Lose4. Repeat more »
Posted 11/15/2011 01:00:45 EST
Another can't miss clown? more »
Posted 11/15/2011 12:45:33 EST
How about if I come in looking like I used to...Before I changed my name and started taking the roids with ManRam more »
Posted 11/15/2011 12:42:13 EST
As usual, anybody who leaves must be villified by the "world's smallest and least relevant 'nation'..." If I wasn't so cheap, I would buy 6 million red foam noses and 6 million pairs of clown shoes f more »
Posted 11/15/2011 12:35:31 EST
Don't foget about me and my irrelevant stats!! more »
Posted 04/13/2011 03:28:22 EDT
He's a diva, which is just shorthand for saying he's a "sensitive genius".I'd send him to Seattle for 3 jumbo Starbucks latte's so he can room with Itchy. more »
Theo (or The-zero as we like to call him in my condo...) paid 2x what the next closest (NYY) competitor offered for Daisucko. The fact that the Diva succeeded at all is a miracle. His suckage is on Th more »
I see his future... more »
marc302: "As far as Lackey, tade him with Matsuzaka and a prospect for King Felix. " Why would Seattle even consider that? Comical. Two overpaid underperformers and a prospect? If and when they eve more »
Yay, one voice of reason.I cannot believe how much excuse-making is going on for the Diva. more »
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