Posted 03/05/2015 04:26:56 EST
Not checking in today from Seattle. Don't hold it against me.
Posted 02/27/2015 01:23:08 EST
He's dead Jim
Posted 02/27/2015 09:25:37 EST
Andrew Lloyd Webbers Greatest hit
Posted 02/27/2015 09:23:37 EST
People still use eMail to communicate throughout the kingdom?
Posted 02/26/2015 04:06:28 EST
See Goldie it is for you!
Posted 02/26/2015 04:05:01 EST
A good use of kron to try to elicit your sympathetic feelings
Posted 02/26/2015 03:55:47 EST
You have heard of WhiskyDick haven't you, Goldie?
Posted 02/26/2015 03:54:25 EST
Here's to Batshitcrazy nookie!
Posted 02/26/2015 03:53:32 EST
There are Stupid lies and there are Smart Lies. Too bad LW you don't know the difference.
Posted 02/26/2015 02:57:17 EST
Posted 02/26/2015 12:31:45 EST
Just proved my overpriced ride = small organ syndrome
Posted 02/26/2015 12:24:21 EST
Oh You ARE hung like a Guppy!
Posted 02/26/2015 11:07:24 EST
I have NEVER lied about getting laid...............Ha!
Posted 02/25/2015 09:25:31 EST
You could try going to the dentist. It would be more pleasant than what you are doing
Posted 02/24/2015 09:28:07 EST
Once you do a Finn you never can go back?
Posted 02/23/2015 06:33:32 EST
Posted 02/23/2015 05:46:18 EST
Just don't overthink it FB
Posted 02/23/2015 05:39:28 EST
Rico is that you?
Posted 02/23/2015 05:26:27 EST
Was it my fault you didn't make your own friends?.....sheesh!
Posted 02/23/2015 04:26:32 EST
What lies within me right now is a Worm from this weekends Tequila Bottle
Posted 02/23/2015 03:51:04 EST
Are these "Ambassadors" the same people who ask me for spare change every Morning and Evening?
Posted 02/23/2015 02:12:42 EST
BUT, BUT..........he is my SOULLLLLLLLLLL Mate!
Posted 02/23/2015 11:38:42 EST
LW ,Toaster unplugged every day before you leave?
Posted 02/23/2015 11:02:42 EST
"we both agree that is a serious move and should immediately precede engagement"Bet your good at the coal/diamond thing........
Posted 02/23/2015 10:53:55 EST
What is the over/under in minutes when LW asks him "what are you thinking" after Coitus?
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