MALE, Waltham. MA
Posted 12/09/2014 02:37:12 EST
A diet high in moral fiber should help keep you regular
Posted 12/09/2014 02:31:02 EST
Is torture an option? No wait, I meant to comment on the CIA story. Nevermind.
Posted 12/05/2014 09:57:55 EST
How should I respond to that?
Posted 12/05/2014 09:54:58 EST
It means DICK to a dyslexic.
Posted 12/05/2014 09:51:47 EST
-Vibrator?I thought it was a bar code reader!
Posted 12/05/2014 09:48:48 EST
"when you want a gift, give her the SKU."Did Meredith just advise him to SKU her?
Posted 12/05/2014 09:45:43 EST
It's common knowledge that wives who double-up can't be trusted.
Posted 12/05/2014 09:44:17 EST
Be careful. John Lennon asked us to imagine no possessions.. and he got shot in the back for it.
Posted 12/05/2014 09:42:22 EST
It's only really important to celebrate your anniversary when the other 364 days of the year suck royally.
Posted 12/04/2014 04:18:10 EST
Good thing it's organic, you wouldn't want to put anything bad into your system.
Posted 12/04/2014 04:16:27 EST
He shouldn't have taken any chances and gone with the "I'm broke" story.
Posted 12/04/2014 04:02:55 EST
I bet the guy thought the "my ex-girlfriend is pregnant" story would get rid of her for sure.
Posted 12/04/2014 03:54:31 EST
IZ R KAR KAR Z
Posted 12/04/2014 03:52:34 EST
I've heard that one before
Posted 12/04/2014 03:51:34 EST
Posted 11/27/2014 10:40:36 EST
Thanksgiving is a time to give thanks so try to be thankful that someone is interested enough to ask if you're actually seeing someone or just enjoying life as you are... c'mon, man!
Posted 11/09/2014 09:03:16 EST
I can't see Rondo and Kobe on the same team. Who would coach them, Dr. Phil? Doc Rivers got final say on all trades just to make sure that Rondo wouldn't end up on the Clippers.
Posted 11/09/2014 08:54:19 EST
I was trying to come up with a snappy product name for a cyanide-laced energy drink but Death Wish Coffee was already taken.
Posted 11/08/2014 09:28:58 EST
A mid flight nervous breakdown, I love it, awesome reporting Caesar!
Posted 11/05/2014 06:00:39 EST
I totally agree with Mike Testicle
Posted 11/05/2014 05:58:39 EST
On the plus side, the kid should be legal by the time she gets out of jail.
Posted 10/23/2014 09:06:56 EDT
Now I get the proliferation of Jiffy Lube
Posted 10/23/2014 09:03:06 EDT
I assumed right along that we were rationing our collective energy and intelligence
Posted 10/23/2014 08:15:48 EDT
You'd have to really question her judgment for the online law degree.
Posted 10/23/2014 08:13:14 EDT
Nice commute earlier this morning. The highlight was docking my car in the company parking lot.
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