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  • Posted 02/13/2012 02:07:10 EST

    But she sang such a beautiful national anthem, a moving tribute to those who serve in our armed forces and NEVER EVER touch illegal drugs.

  • Posted 02/13/2012 02:06:06 EST

    Apparently these bathtubs are even more lethal than Bobby Brown. I will stick to showering.

  • Posted 02/13/2012 02:05:17 EST

    "The coroners will release their report in 6-8 weeks, during which time the family will construct a rationale that makes it look like Ms. Houston had not flooded her body with biker crank."

  • Posted 02/13/2012 01:59:49 EST

    Not sure why I should feel anything at the death of Whitney Houston, never met her.

  • Posted 02/13/2012 01:57:41 EST

    A link from BDC's "More From The Web" section: "The Importance Of Washing Bed Sheets Regularly."

    Do people really need to be told?

  • Posted 02/13/2012 01:45:01 EST

    I start my day with a Hormel Party Platter, then have about 14 Lunchables, then go home and graze by the salt lick.

  • Posted 02/13/2012 01:43:13 EST

    RW, you can get a huge Hormel cheese ball/cracker party tray with pepperoni for like $5.99 right now at Shaw's. CLEARANCE ITEM

  • Posted 02/13/2012 01:39:47 EST

    Is Costa Rica that nasty broad who had the devil pulled out of her hoo-hah at the Grammy Awards?

  • Forum Post: Page on one poll

    Posted 02/13/2012 01:34:36 EST

    I need some KIOpectate.

  • Posted 02/13/2012 12:43:21 EST

    Q: Why did God create woman after man?
    A: Adam ran out of tissues and socks

  • Posted 02/13/2012 12:42:07 EST

    SADD, please try to stay on-topic for at least another 17 minutes.

  • Posted 02/13/2012 12:41:13 EST

    McRob, it's "Moliere."

  • Posted 02/13/2012 12:38:44 EST

    Those steddies hog all the wings.

  • Posted 02/13/2012 12:15:16 EST

    >>> rant offline if you want to

    ===================

    YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND
    BECAUSE YOUR FRIENDS DON'T RANT
    AND IF THEY DON'T RANT
    THEY'RE NO FRIENDS OF MINE

  • Posted 02/13/2012 12:14:03 EST

    Beer for dogs: Molson LaBrador

    BANG

    BANG

    A-BANGITY-BANG

  • Posted 02/13/2012 12:11:41 EST

    Worse than a woman watching football who knows nothing about football: a woman watching football who thinks she knows football.

  • Forum Post: Page on one poll

    Posted 02/13/2012 11:33:45 EST

    I actually am getting quite a kick out of how much kjb pretends to hate everyone.

  • Forum Post: Page on one poll

    Posted 02/13/2012 11:33:12 EST

    They are the 1%.

  • Posted 02/13/2012 09:36:21 EST

    >>> Maybe the guys at that party didn't want THAT GIRL showing up.

    =====================

    At the risk of nuking: DING

  • Posted 02/13/2012 09:34:52 EST

    >>> Is this job angst or does he regret moving into the new apartment? If he could design his perfect life right now, where would he live? ======================== "Honey, I will be badgering you abou more »

  • Posted 02/13/2012 09:01:14 EST

  • Posted 02/12/2012 11:33:16 EST

    Chance that Nicky Minaj will be playing a retrospective of her bullcrap on the Grammy Awards show 40 years from now = 0. more »

  • Posted 02/12/2012 11:11:58 EST

    Someone please exorcise the polka dots from Adele's dress. more »

  • Posted 02/12/2012 11:09:06 EST

    This is Nicky Minaj's tribute to Waterworld and Heaven's Gate. more »

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