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Comment on: She tells me she's sad about her ex - Love Letters - Relationships questions, advice and more
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Comment on: She tells me she's sad about her ex - Love Letters - Relationships questions, advice and more
Well, Son. If you got your feathers all in a bunch 'cause ol' Henrietta won't quit blubberin' like a middle-aged housewife on liquor and Xanax, then ya gots...I say ya gots to get a move on and high- more »
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Comment on: Man 1 or Man 2 ... - Love Letters - Relationships questions, advice and more
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Comment on: He's asking what-ifs - Love Letters - Relationships questions, advice and more
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Comment on: How to get over it - Love Letters - Relationships questions, advice and more
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Comment on: Will she ever change? - Love Letters - Relationships questions, advice and more
Look....I say now lookie here, boy. You got to get it through that thick skull a yours that just because some little chick-adee has a magic beak, don't mean that cluckin' you hear ain't the sound of more »
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Comment on: Will he give me another chance? - Love Letters - Relationships questions, advice and more
Apparently the word Charmin' goes over folks heads like mosquita that just saw a Red Cross truck. You keep throwin' em and they keep missin' em. Got to get your head in the game, people. Snap out a t more »
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Comment on: Will he give me another chance? - Love Letters - Relationships questions, advice and more
Boy's jokes are older than dirt. And about as funny as a mime in a church choir singin' soprano.
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Comment on: Will he give me another chance? - Love Letters - Relationships questions, advice and more
Nor, I say normally I'd suggest you take out some a that Colonel Sanders stuff, but apparently my kind is cause for a ruckus if'n you play golf. 'Course anyone who chases what looks like an egg arou more »
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Comment on: How to be friends - Love Letters - Relationships questions, advice and more
That, I say, that boy's about as excitable as a long tailed cat in a room full a rockin' chairs.
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Comment on: He treats me like a housekeeper - Love Letters - Relationships questions, advice and more
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Comment on: He treats me like a housekeeper - Love Letters - Relationships questions, advice and more
I'd like....I say I'd like to point out that if the hen done left the henhouse, then the eggs ann't gonna watch themselves when that pesky weasel comes 'round. Lookee here, sista, you got... I say yo more »
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Comment on: He's just not motivated - Love Letters - Relationships questions, advice and more
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Comment on: Can we take a break for a year? - Love Letters - Relationships questions, advice and more
What...I say, what's all this hoopdidoo about backpackin' through Europe? Don't ya know them Fench hens ain't got no meat on their boney little legs? Look sister, this fellah a yours...if he thinks more »
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Comment on: I think he's dating a gold digger - Love Letters - Relationships questions, advice and more
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Comment on: I think he's dating a gold digger - Love Letters - Relationships questions, advice and more
Look...I say now look here. This LW is about as subtle as a hornet's nest in a screen house full of grape jelly. I suspect her motives are as sincere as a chickenhawk offerin' to help clean the oven more »
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Comment on: I think he's dating a gold digger - Love Letters - Relationships questions, advice and more
Quitcha hollerin', son. Ya got ya tube arms all a flutter for nothin'. Ah ain't never laid a feather on that widah hen. 'Course she does pack a mean left hook that could take the paint right off a more »
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Comment on: She doesn't want me to be friends with my ex - Love Letters - Relationships questions, advice and more
This, I say this here letter reminds me of the noises that come from the henhouse late at night.
I always wondered what goes on in there.
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Comment on: I wasn't invited - Love Letters - Relationships questions, advice and more
That fellah's about as bright as a flashlight shinin' on Betty White's birthday cake.
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Comment on: Lucky cluck gets plucked from snow bank; Somerville police rescue stuck chicken - Boston.com
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Comment on: Balancing our friends - Love Letters - Relationships questions, advice and more
This chickie's friends sound like they're about as much fun as wearing peanut butter pajamas in a sleepin' bag full of ferrits.
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Comment on: Balancing our friends - Love Letters - Relationships questions, advice and more
I still, I say I still have all mah feathers as well as mah mental faculties, but I fear I'll lose both with all this cluckin' about clubs and what-not.
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Comment on: I want to leave my wife - Love Letters - Relationships questions, advice and more
Son, you got things all mixed up in that pointy little head a yours. Everyone knows you don't go sneakin' another hen-house when what you really needed was a mangy old dog to keep the missus happy. more »
Sounds like a six toed cat walkin' on a wet blackboard.