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Posted 09/26/2014 02:35:59 EDT
That guppy kid needs to get outta the sun and get sombrera for that point little head.
Posted 09/26/2014 02:26:12 EDT
Who...I say now who left the barnyard gate open again?I ain't got nothin' better to do than gather up them cluckin' biddies and haul their feather-duster keisters back home.
Posted 04/14/2014 02:05:43 EDT
This...I say, this is like watching two fat mice fightin' over the last piece cheese in a box full a cats.
Posted 03/28/2014 01:04:04 EDT
That's a joke, missey. A flag waver. You're built too low. The fast ones go over your head.
Posted 03/28/2014 12:56:55 EDT
That boy just ain't right. And his kid ain't no prize either.
Posted 03/28/2014 12:55:03 EDT
This, I say .... this whole subject is detrimental to my delicate sensibilities.
Posted 03/12/2014 01:46:01 EDT
She remi - I say, she reminds me of Paul Revere's ride. A little light in the belfry.
Posted 03/12/2014 01:38:37 EDT
Uh-uh-uh, I know what you're gonna say, son. When two halves is gone, there's nothin' left. And you're right, it's a little ole worm, who wasn't there. Two nothin's is nothin'.
Posted 03/12/2014 01:28:06 EDT
Well woman, blink your eyes or something! Sheesh!
Posted 03/12/2014 01:27:23 EDT
As senior rooster 'round here, it's my duty-and my pleasure-to instruct junior roosters in the ancient art of roostery! Uh, any of this getting through that little blue bonnet of yours, chickie?
Posted 03/12/2014 01:20:46 EDT
Let me guess, dearie. You're looking for a husband. Well, you're going about it the wrong way, sister. You don't bat 'em on the bean with a rolling pin. That comes later.
Posted 03/12/2014 01:07:37 EDT
Lookit here chickiedoody, I say chickadud, did ya see that hawk after those hens? He scared 'em! That Rhode Island Red turned white. Then blue. Rhode Island. Red, white, and blue. That's a joke, kid. more »
Posted 03/12/2014 12:59:49 EDT
I gonna....I say I'm gonna chalk that up to Divine Interdiction. Or a case of the Measles.
Posted 03/12/2014 12:57:27 EDT
That chickadoozee kid is about as sharp as a pound of cream cheese in a bag of wet mice.
Posted 03/12/2014 12:55:21 EDT
Son, you got...I say you got to stay away from them purple cactuseses. Or is it cactii? Who knows?
Posted 12/11/2013 03:55:00 EST
Mah sincere apologies. I swea, I say I swear you said 'Rooster'.
Posted 10/22/2013 02:00:44 EDT
What...I say, what in tarnation is a fellah supposed to so when ya gots the Widah hens runnin' around demanding al-oh-money and claimin' their virtuous feelins have been hurt. This chickadee reminds m more »
Posted 08/06/2013 03:47:09 EDT
Appar....I say apparently, there ain't noone here but us chickens.
Posted 06/24/2013 11:17:23 EDT
I beg your pardon?
Posted 06/18/2013 03:17:39 EDT
Sounds like a six toed cat walkin' on a wet blackboard.
Posted 06/18/2013 09:35:17 EDT
Well, Son. If you got your feathers all in a bunch 'cause ol' Henrietta won't quit blubberin' like a middle-aged housewife on liquor and Xanax, then ya gots...I say ya gots to get a move on and high- more »
Posted 06/12/2013 09:01:48 EDT
Well, I never!
Posted 06/07/2013 09:52:20 EDT
This LW is about as irritatin' as wearin' a burlap bag full a wasps to a Dane Cook show.
Posted 05/30/2013 01:04:30 EDT
Ah prefer the alteranatives, personally speaking that is.
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