About Me: About 450 lbs, give or take, with beautiful brown eyes and a come hither look in them.
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Posted 01/02/2013 11:38:18 EST
"Let me introduce you to Mr. Broom?" I may have introduced him to Ms. Cow Patty. Moooooo!
Posted 12/31/2012 02:00:26 EST
oral thermometers, I hope! Moooooo!
Posted 12/31/2012 11:12:20 EST
And no cow tipping tonight! Moooooo!
Posted 12/31/2012 10:25:09 EST
Classic case of the grass is always greener. Moooooo!
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Posted 12/06/2012 04:11:01 EST
If anyone asks, I'd like a new cud. Moooooo!
Posted 06/06/2012 04:35:21 EDT
the only woman who has made me wish I was a bull was Salma Hayak. Moooooo!
Posted 06/06/2012 03:13:45 EDT
Someone just grabbed my a$$! Moooooo!
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Posted 03/06/2012 04:34:05 EST
Oh my! Moooooo!
Posted 03/01/2012 11:47:35 EST
Hey! Who tipped me over? Damn kids! Moooooo!
Posted 03/01/2012 08:52:09 EST
I'm tired a gnawing on my cud. Can someone throw me some chaw? Moooooo!
Posted 02/12/2012 10:29:56 EST
Don't like them Rhinestone cowboys. They got them rhinestone spurs. Moooooo!
Posted 02/01/2012 02:12:27 EST
===chews cud=== Moooooo!
Posted 02/01/2012 01:37:38 EST
I have a long distance relationship. They keep him in another pasture with razor wire at the top. Moooooo!
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