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  • Posted 06/06/2012 02:15:29 EDT

    Heh

  • Posted 06/06/2012 01:30:42 EDT

    Hi Rico!



    What? Too soon?

  • Posted 06/04/2012 06:17:21 EDT

    Dear Bike Seat, I know it has only been a few short hours since we touched, but I find myself longing to feel your springy leather. It's amazing how well we fit together. Your pointed front and wide p more »

  • Posted 06/04/2012 04:25:30 EDT

    A lurker walks into a bar and doesn't order anything.

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  • Posted 06/04/2012 04:22:24 EDT

    How do you get a lurker off your front porch?




    Pay him for the pizza.


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  • Posted 06/04/2012 04:11:12 EDT

    Wait.

    You're not Rico's wife, are you?
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  • Posted 06/04/2012 04:08:38 EDT

    Wow. Can't compete with this genius.

    I guess I better wave the white flag.

    Can I borrow someone's undies?
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  • Posted 06/04/2012 04:03:10 EDT

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't telling everyone you're lurking defeat the whole purpose?
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  • Posted 06/04/2012 03:59:05 EDT

    Lily doesnt need cookies.

    She needs an automatic avatar assignment program.

    I get to pick out the pictures, though.
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  • Posted 06/04/2012 03:54:29 EDT

    I thought it was the lurker's job to recommend JBar and Rico all day.
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  • Posted 06/04/2012 03:36:00 EDT

    Hi Freddy!

    Wanna smell my bike seat?
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  • Posted 06/04/2012 03:31:15 EDT


    McDimmerson wrote:
    I remember the good ole days when sock puppets were either entertaining or witty.
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    HEY!!
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  • Posted 06/04/2012 03:07:32 EDT

    Dear Bike Seat, After reading all of your e-mails to each other, it's clear to me the two of you belong together. Far be it from me to judge or stand in the way of true love. If this is what fate brin more »

  • Posted 06/04/2012 02:55:47 EDT

    Dear Lying Cheating Dirt Bag, I read your e-mails. How long did you think you could away with it? Think of our children. How will they be able to go through life, knowing you've been with someone else more »

  • Posted 06/04/2012 02:48:20 EDT

    Dear Lying Cheating Dirt Bag, I read your e-mails. How long did you think you could away with it? Think of our children. How will they be able to go through life, knowing you've been with someone else more »

  • Posted 06/04/2012 02:29:44 EDT

    Dear Bike Seat, I've decided to leave my wife so that we can be together always. I know I've said how u hate cheaters, but knowing that when I'm away from you, I am cheating you out of my amazing pres more »

  • Posted 06/04/2012 11:37:34 EDT

    Really?


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