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Posted 10/11/2013 09:24:19 EDT
I WILL DEMOLISH YOU, YOU PHONY PIECE OF GARBAGE
STAN JONATHAN WILL CRAM YOUR BINGO GAME TWO FEET UP YOUR ARSEHOLE WITH A KOHO STICK CURVED FOR A LEFTY
Posted 06/17/2013 10:23:01 EDT
A BUM BLAST FROM BOYCHUK
Posted 06/13/2013 10:14:13 EDT
I BET YOU PEOPLE MISS ME NOW
Posted 05/08/2013 09:47:16 EDT
I DON'T QUITE UNDERSTAND WHAT A 3-ON-2 ACTUALLY IS
Posted 03/20/2013 07:59:25 EDT
HE'S BLOCKIN MORE COCKINS THAN THE CROSSING GUARD AT THE PRIDE PARADE
Posted 03/20/2013 07:58:17 EDT
ROGER THAT DODGER! HE PROTECTS THE FIVE HOLE!!
Posted 02/26/2013 11:04:57 EST
PASS THE COCAINE AND UNLOCK THE PROSTITUTES, CELEBRATION TIME AT THE GARDEN DEREK SANDERSON STYLE!!!
Posted 02/24/2013 04:13:13 EST
Posted 02/21/2013 01:02:07 EST
AND THE BIG Z SPLITS THE WICKETS!!!
Posted 02/06/2013 02:13:03 EST
We're having a line dance! Everybody pairs off!
Posted 02/06/2013 02:12:14 EST
Had him on a string, he pulled him out and whipped it through!
Posted 02/06/2013 02:11:48 EST
There's your net drive! Right off the pegs!
Posted 02/06/2013 02:11:16 EST
It's rock 'em sock 'em robots!
Posted 02/06/2013 02:10:41 EST
He was going water-skiing off the big guy all along the blue line and they'll let that go!!
Posted 02/02/2013 11:38:07 EST
Wow is it cold folks, there's really a nip on the air tonight.
Posted 01/30/2013 08:18:21 EST
AND HE SCORES AND ALL THE HOCKEY FANS CONTINUE TO POUR THEIR MONEY INTO A SUBSTANDARD, MISMANAGED PRODUCT WITH A LOUSY TV DEAL AND OWNERS WHO CRAP ALL OVER THE FANS!!! SCOOOOOORRRRE!!!!!
Posted 01/21/2013 03:07:45 EST
AND SOMEBODY SCORED AND NOBODY CARED!!!
Posted 10/05/2012 09:58:11 EDT
SOMEBODY WAKE UP NAOKO, I HOPE I DIDN'T HIT HER TOO HARD THIS TIME
Posted 09/10/2012 02:01:30 EDT
This is below rock bottom for the Red Sox. This is fracking!
Posted 06/20/2012 09:32:52 EDT
LW IS BUSTING THROUGH THE GLOVE, SHE DOESN'T LOOK IMPENETRABLE THERE BY ANY MEANS!
Posted 06/20/2012 09:31:05 EDT
It has gotten suddenly quiet in what was a rowdy building.
Posted 04/18/2012 03:16:14 EDT
The serpentine route and boom! There was the triangle!
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