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  • Posted 07/07/2015 10:00:25 EDT

    Yes, I usually say "Since my parents' marriage ended", instead of "Since my dad died...."

  • Posted 07/07/2015 09:52:21 EDT

    For what its worth, I don't think the ex died. I say that based on "Since the end of that relationship . . . ."

  • Posted 07/06/2015 04:35:07 EDT

    Are you drunkwithbabyagain?

  • Posted 07/06/2015 04:19:27 EDT

    There once was an old lady that swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed a fly - perhaps she'll die!

  • Posted 07/06/2015 03:31:45 EDT

    So you're saying she is or is not going to be in the play?

  • Posted 07/06/2015 03:16:14 EDT

    Rollin with my homies...

  • Posted 07/06/2015 02:50:31 EDT

    Strike up a conversation while waiting in line??? Yes, please strike up a conversation and ask me how my day was. Just kill me.

  • Posted 07/06/2015 01:06:26 EDT

    Leave the cap off for a bit.

  • Posted 07/06/2015 01:02:05 EDT

    OMG DO NOT CUT THE TAG OR THE WORLD WILL END IN A FIREY ASSPLOSION!

  • Posted 07/06/2015 10:22:14 EDT

    Who said I needed to be helpful?

  • Posted 07/06/2015 10:18:07 EDT

    I want to know more about #1, but then, again, no I don't.

  • Posted 07/06/2015 10:10:54 EDT

    Woah, we can't have an update within the first hour. Dems da rules.

  • Posted 07/06/2015 10:07:36 EDT

    WICKED PISSAH.

  • Posted 07/06/2015 10:06:15 EDT

    Oh lordy, Jim is FC. There's no living with him now.

  • Posted 07/06/2015 10:02:55 EDT

    Uh huh ... uh huh ... uh huh ... uh huh ... uh huh ... uh huh ...

    It's too early to listen to this babble. Either contribute to the conversation or shut up!

  • Posted 07/03/2015 08:56:32 EDT

    Spent the day at Gillette. I'm old and pooped.

  • Comment on: Holiday Updates

    Posted 07/02/2015 05:07:42 EDT

    Ok, I'm off like a funeral dress.

  • Comment on: Holiday Updates

    Posted 07/02/2015 04:53:05 EDT

    Thanks!

  • Comment on: Holiday Updates

    Posted 07/02/2015 04:51:46 EDT

    Aww...but I had the first comment on the video I didn't watch!

  • Comment on: Holiday Updates

    Posted 07/02/2015 04:51:27 EDT

    Good man.

  • Comment on: Holiday Updates

    Posted 07/02/2015 04:44:53 EDT

    I think I'm the only "boss" left.

  • Comment on: Holiday Updates

    Posted 07/02/2015 04:29:23 EDT

    I'm not in HR and I despise everyone here.

  • Comment on: Holiday Updates

    Posted 07/02/2015 04:06:43 EDT

    GET OFF MY LAWN!

  • Posted 07/02/2015 04:05:49 EDT

    First comment!

  • Comment on: Holiday Updates

    Posted 07/02/2015 04:04:56 EDT

    Trust falls at 5:00, everyone!

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