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  • Posted 03/30/2015 09:33:52 EDT

    Does for me.

  • Posted 03/30/2015 09:33:31 EDT

    I vote no on the tattoo. Just for the record.

  • Posted 03/30/2015 09:28:18 EDT

    I called it. "Improvements". Hey everyone!

  • Comment on: Single at 29

    Posted 03/30/2015 04:33:01 EDT

    Stop squishing the tomatoes, Farmy.

  • Comment on: Single at 29

    Posted 03/30/2015 03:45:38 EDT

    I'm bored.

  • Comment on: Single at 29

    Posted 03/30/2015 12:57:26 EDT

    Doesn't he know his eggs started rotting at 35??

  • Comment on: Single at 29

    Posted 03/30/2015 12:54:50 EDT

    One of the very few books I could not stand to finish.

  • Comment on: Single at 29

    Posted 03/30/2015 12:53:30 EDT

    Did I miss the big announcement?

  • Comment on: Single at 29

    Posted 03/30/2015 12:00:13 EDT

    Every day I'm shufflin'.

  • Comment on: Single at 29

    Posted 03/30/2015 11:44:14 EDT

    With an outhouse, Jim.

  • Comment on: Single at 29

    Posted 03/30/2015 11:02:52 EDT

    I'm still packin dem boxes.

  • Comment on: Single at 29

    Posted 03/30/2015 11:02:34 EDT

    Yeah, what's up with those maniacs that go on cruises every year?

  • Comment on: Single at 29

    Posted 03/30/2015 10:57:04 EDT

    You missed the getting-everything-done-by-30 boat - You forgot to mention this boat usually sinks in shark-infested waters.

  • Comment on: Single at 29

    Posted 03/30/2015 10:22:50 EDT

    "the right age" - There is no "right" age to meet someone. You meet someone when you meet someone that is right for you. The age limit is on kids and you're not there yet. Relax.

  • Posted 03/28/2015 01:08:05 EDT

    I need to have a talk with that kiddo of yours, Zee.

  • Posted 03/28/2015 10:11:45 EDT

    Baseball practice and it's snowing. Booo

  • Posted 03/27/2015 07:44:00 EDT

    Drove past a Domino's delivery woman on Rte 2.

    Driving a Jaguar.

  • Posted 03/27/2015 04:53:09 EDT

    No, she dates a male musician. I can't remember which one.

  • Posted 03/27/2015 04:36:25 EDT

    There was an issue on Bus 5! WHY WASN'T REVERSE 911 USED?!?!

  • Posted 03/27/2015 04:34:04 EDT

    I'm ready to call it a day.

  • Posted 03/27/2015 04:27:15 EDT

    I knew that didn't look right, but was too lazy to check.

  • Posted 03/27/2015 02:05:16 EDT

    Some people even put it on linguine!!

  • Posted 03/27/2015 02:00:06 EDT

    Oh come on. Where are the cat pictures?

  • Posted 03/27/2015 12:54:51 EDT

    She could have just peed on him and avoided this whole conversation.

  • Posted 03/27/2015 12:06:15 EDT

    CL!!!! THE GAG FELL OUT!!!

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