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Posted 10/01/2014 07:44:39 EDT
Who you callin' beach?
Posted 10/01/2014 03:20:20 EDT
I correct my post: best real name ever.
Posted 10/01/2014 02:57:46 EDT
Dushy van der Sloot may be the best name ever.
Posted 10/01/2014 01:23:57 EDT
I have no problem with you getting it in the rear. It's in the ear that offends my sensibilities.
Posted 10/01/2014 01:16:08 EDT
How do you choke someone with your feet? Anyone ever tried this?
Posted 10/01/2014 11:50:23 EDT
There's this crazy thing called the outdoors. These preschoolers should introduce their parents to it. No gym membership necessary.
Posted 10/01/2014 11:13:24 EDT
Mr. C., I'm caught up on BE. Watched the latest episode last night actually. Good show.
Posted 10/01/2014 11:11:56 EDT
Moosie, me too. Margy is my favorite. When her husband says I'll bring you almost to -orgasm but not let you -cum and she says I thought that's what we were already doing, I laughed so hard.
Posted 10/01/2014 11:07:22 EDT
Is severe blue balls a form of S&M?
Posted 10/01/2014 11:06:02 EDT
It's actually from Californication.
Posted 10/01/2014 11:03:26 EDT
SAFE WORD: Do not pee on me.
Posted 10/01/2014 10:23:40 EDT
Mort, is that you? I hear a lot about this boot camp on here.
Posted 10/01/2014 09:41:03 EDT
She's so cool about this my pitchfork went limp.
Posted 10/01/2014 09:37:35 EDT
I am interested to know what he proposed that you turned down, LW. In 4 years you guys couldn't come up with something to try that you would both agree to?
Posted 10/01/2014 09:34:33 EDT
LW, it sounds like he's set up at this point, still living in the house, mom taking care of his son, girlfriend on the side, etc. Why change that up at the moment? I would probably hire a good divorce more »
Posted 10/01/2014 09:27:56 EDT
Woah, my first thought is that all of this seems really cold. Maybe it's been over for a long time, but I'm still surprised at the lack of emotion here. more »
Posted 10/01/2014 07:15:56 EDT
So at what point is Dadz going to go insane from lack of sex? more »
Posted 09/30/2014 08:58:11 EDT
I went to the gym. If JD can exercise with half a lung I have no excuse. My booty thanks you. more »
Posted 09/30/2014 04:27:50 EDT
Tell me to go to the gym tonight. more »
Posted 09/30/2014 02:39:30 EDT
You're married RG? more »
Posted 09/30/2014 02:38:08 EDT
The MIL did it. In the basement. With a ball python. more »
Posted 09/30/2014 01:32:46 EDT
Challenge accepted! more »
Posted 09/30/2014 01:29:23 EDT
Hmm...you must not have seen the ones that view the elasticity of spandex/leggings/yoga pants as a challenge. more »
Posted 09/30/2014 11:12:58 EDT
I'm sure she'll pick up some Russian in no time. So when is he putting a ring on it? more »
Posted 09/30/2014 11:08:18 EDT
"YOUR FAMILY KEEPS SPEAKING RUSSIAN IN FRONT OF ME!! IT MAKES ME VERY UNCOMFORTABLE! THEY SHOULD SPEAK ENGLISH WHEN I'M AROUND!" more »
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